Santorum Claims Homosexuals Stole Election

Nov 08, 2012

Former Pennsylvania Senator and GOP Presidential candidate Rick Santorum has claimed that a 'homosexual cabal' stole Tuesday's presidential election.

The conservative catholic politician told CNN this morning that something about the official numbers "just didn't add up" and was forced to draw the only obvious conclusion:

"I see the hand of the homosexual in this massive election fraud," Santorum explained, "Romney was tied or leading in most polls before the election. And then he loses?... Homosexual dirty tricks. It's is the only explanation that makes sense."

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Santorum said he wasn't sure how gay activists managed to steal a national election, but he's confident they are capable of such a feat:

"Homosexuals aren't like you and me. They don't have respect for democracy. Your average homosexual has no moral compass whatsoever. If anyone is capable of this fraud, its them."

"And homosexual kingpins like David Geffen, Elton John, and Tim Gill have all the money in the world to turn their dirty, filthy election schemes into reality. Geffen's a billionaire, he could afford to put a man on the moon. Surely he could afford to pull off something like this."

"It could have been a virus in the election machines. Gill knows a lot about computers. Or maybe they were just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside eachother's ballot-boxes  Who knows? But I know gays had the motive and means to steal this one for Obama."

Santorum is one of the most notable anti-gay politicians in the United States. He has called homosexuality "immoral" and compared it to bestiality.


  • http://www.facebook.com/etianne.gebardine Etianne Gebardine

    Thankyou Dan Savage, for defining Santorum a definition the truely fits him!

  • ariesmatt

    Unbelievable. This man makes my stomach turn. Boom, Santorum. You lost!

  • Stev84

    Even for Santorum this would be a new kind of crazy

  • Fush Yumeng

    The stupid! It buuuuurrrrrrnnnnnnsss!

  • http://www.facebook.com/christine.burleson Christine Burleson

    Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah, whatever you do, dont put the plame on you blame it on the rain yeah, yeah. He’s just as fake as Milli Vanilli, and probably has a boy toy in a lakefront house waiting for him to finish this interview

  • Destynii

    especially after he basicallly describe a big dick going in someones ass. im pretty sure hes a closet gay guy who just cant accept who he is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=544080463 Maureen O’Brien

    Wow, he’s gone a few flies short of a compost pile.

  • http://twitter.com/chriso627 chris owens

    OH MY GOD! OK PEOPLE, LAST TIME!! EVERYTHING THAT IS ON THE INTERNET IS NOT FACT! HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER IN YOUR LIVES HEARD OF SATIRE??? There is however, this REALLY COOL thing all you internet savants should try sometime, it’s called GOOGLE…

  • http://twitter.com/CoolJ90 James

    The best satire is that which is quite believable. And this here is quite believable.

  • pizzmoe

    Is this serious or is it an Onion article?

  • Andrew Owens

    This is satire… The big problem unfortunately is that some of the stuff coming out of the right is just that crazy (Todd Akin or Karl Rove, anybody?) that it’s actually difficult to tell reality from satire sometimes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=621564747 Will Byrd

    Santorum’s obsession with homosexuality tells me only one thing .. he is a closeted gay man who hates himself. I’ve seen it proven too many times over the years to doubt it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Lynx2thr334 Robin Simrill

    Heterosexuals TRIED to steal this elections, but FAILED. Or maybe it was the asexuals. Yeah, that’s it. LOL Santorum, needs help getting over his delusional obsession. What is WRONG with this guy?

  • Anonymous

    I hope Rick Santorum gets fucked in the ass by a big black guy in prison.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Lynx2thr334 Robin Simrill

    Oh, yeah, you’re right, it’s the Daily Currant! But don’t you think I’m onto something about the asexuals?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Lynx2thr334 Robin Simrill

    It’s satire, and I keep falling for it with ths site. D’oh!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1180235182 Adrienne Young

    Santorum cant believe he was beaten by the stupid statements on rape, and the bullshit lies, well Mr. Santorum I fought you in your stupid PAWS bill and we women won, and Women whipped your behind again! And we will keep fighting your ilk and your narrow minded stupidity..we are and will take the wheels off your bandwagon when your name pops up! You need to find a job in a circus cleaning up after the elephants.

  • http://www.cafepress.com/bulliesforromney Bullies For Romney

    If anyone got a load of Santorum juice in the caboose, it was Romney, for sure….

  • rocketmahn

    I think this is a BS story. There is NOTHING on the CNN site about it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Shindo Shinichi Evans

    I should be aware of my confirmation bias, which blinded me to the satire. I wanted it to be true, considering what a nutcase he actually is. At least I know seeking to confirm is a critical thinking problem and I can be more aware of it in the future.

  • sw4fun

    This is the most extreme case of homophopia I’ve ever seen!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/V4KLCZBILM2DRBDMMBR4QLHVUE Anonymous

    Uh, as much as I’ve followed politics, I honestly can’t tell if this is satirical or if this is legit. (Which is it?)

  • http://www.facebook.com/jewel.andersson Julia Andersson

    LOL… way to make a TOTAL fool of yourself Santorum

  • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.dimmick Stephen Dimmick

    I’ve learnt to just be humble about the incredible power me and my people have to cause hurricanes and steal elections. It’s a tough job but someones gotta be this awesome!.

  • sparkkeh

    Duh. It’s the Daily Currant – EVERYTHING on this site is a BS story, it’s a site of news SATIRE.

  • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.dimmick Stephen Dimmick

    Exactly!

  • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.dimmick Stephen Dimmick

    LOL!! good stuff Chris.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kara.connor1 Kara Connor

    “It’s is the only explanation that makes sense.”
    Well, if you believed the Fox News polls or the spin that the GOP put on every other poll, perhaps. But what we really want to know is when Rick is going to come out. He’s obsessed with gay sex, and there’s usually one reason for homophobia …

  • collect mail

    Do I laugh or do I cry. Absurdity at it’s worst. Did he really say that or is this a spoof?

  • Nathan Thomas

    What a fuckwitt

  • pjlm88

    It’s getting shared around as fact on Facebook. The problem is, it’s too close to the truth. I saw it, but had never heard of the Daily Currant so I googled the story to see if I could get the original source or other media quotes. Instead, found…satire. Here’s what’s funniest: the story is believable in this day and age. Remember – we’re a week away from “pregnancy from rape is a gift from God.” You have to be more extreme than this.

  • http://profiles.google.com/oreydc Daniel Orey

    Yes, and the Giants stole the Series…

  • me

    I think Santorum is still in the closet. He’s not awesome enough to admit it. Ha ha

  • http://twitter.com/KayInMaine KayInMaine

    Go lay down, Rick.

  • ionesc0

    Santorum: so nutty that I can’t tell if this is satire or not.

  • http://twitter.com/bwelty1 brooke welty

    Wow, this guy has really gone nuts, hasn’t he?

  • http://www.facebook.com/folkyboy Timothy Springer

    “I see the hand of the homosexual in this massive election fraud,” Santorum explained. I knew that bitch was into fisting!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=630050104 Jeremy Hodder

    this is satire? see the problem is that ol rick was so crazy during the run for head of the gop that this is totally believable of what he would say,…maybe he shoulda watched his mouth more back then lol..

  • http://www.facebook.com/neal.j.king Neal J. King

    The problem here is that the Republicans have gone so far over the top in reality that satire sites like “The Daily Currant” don’t have much room to do anything funny. The GOP has just sucked up all the oxygen in the funny tent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=701018446 Sandy Rogers

    Why do you think we’re so exhausted? It’s been a hard couple of weeks!

  • http://www.facebook.com/SobelPromotions Barbara Sobel

    First off, there aren’t enough homosexuals to steal the election. Second, Romney bought the voting machines… so if there was an issue (and there were several issues) with voting machine issues blame him… not to mention all the Republicans who illegally voted twice! It’s those pesky women who can’t think for themselves who came out and overwhelmingly voted for Obama…

  • http://www.facebook.com/SobelPromotions Barbara Sobel

    I am heterosexual and not getting any. I voted for Obama.. what category do I fit into?

  • Joney

    And here I thought Bachman was the craziest politician. I was wrong. Santorum beats her hands down.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1101752447 Karen Tannenbaum

    I agree with you Will. And that last name of his. What a homophobe.

  • Ashley Bottoms

    Now I have heard it all! Talk about a sore loser! Everyone votes for who they want in the big chair. He states that “homosexuals have no respect for democracy”, yet people like him are the ones who have let our economy plummet and have made the plight of being openly GLBT a struggle. The man really has hutzpah…I will give him that…lol…

  • mid city guy

    “”stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside eachother’s ballot-boxes “”

    on. the. floor. laughing!!!!!! awesome writing

  • Cliff Wells

    ^^^This. I wish more people took opportunities when they discover they’ve misjudged something to figure out what led them astray. It’s not an easy task, but worth it.

    Well said, sir.

    In any case, even if Santorum didn’t say it, he’s probably thinking something similar, even while picking through his vast collection of pink sweater vests.

  • Cliff Wells

    My three-ring binder of women?

  • Handymandy

    This man is more crazy than I thought. Be careful Santorum, on of those big, bad, evil, sick homosexuals is gonna come and GET YOU!

  • http://www.facebook.com/OerThRnbw Leigh Hubbard-Smith

    “stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside each other’s ballot-boxes”????????? Seriously, Rick???? Methinks thou doth protest a bit too much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/phillip.delacruz Phillip Delacruz

    the insane madness of the GOP does not surprises me anymore, Trump, Rush… Santorum WOW!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=532990034 Harvey Ardman

    Please–this is an Onion article, right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/dierolf Ashley Dierolf

    ugh. Get out of my state, Santorum! >.<

  • Teddy

    All I can say is, WOW, what a bigoted, small minded fool santorum is. And, to think he was close enough to have won the nomination. America, get ready for the next presidential campaign, santorum’s platform will be to attack the homosexual community.

  • Julie

    These ignorant and prejudice Republicans are out of their
    minds. They forget that we people live in 21th century. They all screwed up one
    after another. They show hate toward others that are not like them. They hate homosexuals, people of different culture, religion and color. It is a shame that they can’t
    accept that they lost again. It is time that they wake up and change their direction and learn from their mistakes. Using religion and money is the work of
    terrorist like Bin Laden to brain wash. As the world have witnessed that
    Republicans play every dirty trick to win but they lose big time. Republicans
    have caused a lot of damage because they are ignorant and hate everyone but
    themselves. They need to accept the fact that more people want democracy. Obama made history by winning electoral and popular votes and we people made that happened fairly. And why is that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2051030 Tyler Nelson

    LOL Stephen! I know. As I sit here in my normal life..I wonder when my homosexual super powers will activate and lift me away from the 9 to 5 and take me to the land of 1000 virgins! :D

  • http://twitter.com/robertjfeldman Robert Feldman

    Truth be told, I singlehandedly f-cked the main voting machine server, and infected it with HIV.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marcelmpfister Marcel M. Pfister

    I hope Santorum has a big future in the Republican party. As long as the Republicans allow individuals like him and Michele Bachmann and all the other clowns who ran during the primaries to expose themselves, the American population will never buy into their stuff. And that’s just fine with me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mr.tapeguy Craig Berlin

    Is there a link to the actual interview? Santorum is certainly not a supporter of homosexuality but that is off the charts even for him.

  • Just a simple man

    Please stop with the labeling. It is doing more harm than good. It does not matter that Rick Santorum was a former
    Pennsylvania senator and GOP presidential candidate. It does not matter that he
    is a conservative catholic politician or a republican. Rick Santorum is a
    person and is entitled to his opinion and like the rest of us: we are all entitled
    to our opinions. Rick clearly has not
    established a rational argument, supported by a set of facts. It is unfair to label all republicans…just as
    it is unfair to label all homosexuals, black or whites. In my opinion: Rick should be completely embarrassed
    that he made a public statement and did not support his suggestion with
    evidence. Rick made himself look like a fool! Rick should apologize to all conservatives
    and Catholics for his behavior. Why would anyone want to associate with a
    person like Rick Santorum? Rick is a
    person who has demonstrated a profound lack of intellectual capability to critically
    analyze and investigate complex issues.

  • Klyd

    who wants 1000 virgins? Give me a man who know what he’s doing! lol

  • jsaseen

    As
    an ex Catholic, it is men like Santroum that made me wish to grab what
    little dignity I had left, take my wife and run for the hills. I was
    conflicted back then. I have never been happier since.

  • Julie

    If the word religion banishes and people keep their religion
    to themselves and don’t impose and don’t use their religion on others then the
    world will be a better and a safer place to live. Religions are the cause of violence and hate throughout the history. Every single religion is used to do bad and to hurt others.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dianetaylor07 Diane Taylor

    Damn! They use to give women these kind of powers. They called them witches. When did we lose our power? LOL!

  • http://twitter.com/eruditechick Amanda

    Okay, no. “Or maybe they were just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside each other’s ballot-boxes Who knows?” This is clearly a joke article.

    …Right?

  • Christa Cap

    This screams, “I am gay!” Poor pent up boy!

  • Me, myself & eyeball

    I hope frothy the no man enjoys the next four years

  • Brad N. Butter

    That is baseless. You are ignorant.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nicholas.reigle Nicholas Reigle

    “Or maybe they were just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside each other’s ballot-boxes.”
    Theory = proven

  • atsaguyjp

    This guy would be so much happier if he came out of the closet..if this is true Rick then the Republician party should just quit as they will never win due to the massive amount of homosexual population..

  • Guest

    So, me being the way I am, going to vote, and filling out my PAPER BALLET, honestly voting for Obama means I am a no-good homosexual without a sense of democracy? Hell, I encouraged people to go out and vote when they said they were not going to. Did I tell them to vote for Obama? Nope. I told them to just go out and vote and be a part of the process. Geeze, Santorum, do you need a tissue? Or a juicebox? Grow up. :/

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.brandsma.7 John Brandsma

    poor sore loser no loss in my book

  • Lyndsay

    Why is the nut job allowed to speak in public and spread hate and lies

  • http://www.facebook.com/dennis.myth Dennis Myth

    We can rig presidential elections put not equal marriage ballot questions. How does this guy keep a um, straight face?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Linda-Sutton/570739838 Linda Sutton

    scha·den·freu·de noun, often capitalizedˈshä-dən-ˌfrȯi-də
    Definition of SCHADENFREUDE
    : enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Cox/1539670097 Matthew Cox

    lmao…… gays the Jew of the 21st century!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Cox/1539670097 Matthew Cox

    well his name is santorum

  • Julie

    Obviously you are still sleeping and stuck in old age. Please keep your religion to yourself. Romney used religion to make people to vote for him and to turn people against Obama. So how can’t it be baseless?

  • http://www.facebook.com/maliat626 Malia Thompson

    I’m a sad straight girl…why do the homosexuals get all of the amazing powers?!

  • Raine

    What do we give bad harvest too??? Rick needs to Good God Get a Grip Girl!

  • http://www.facebook.com/maliat626 Malia Thompson

    Amazing!

  • http://www.facebook.com/LaliMc Deb Penny McManus

    Wow Rick, how much weed have you been smoking? Now shut your hateful mouth, you’re the one without a moral compass.

  • Roger Feebuck

    Jerry Sandusky stole Santorum’s soul!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chip.coffin Chip Coffin

    That’s almost as ridiculous a statement as the one at the top of the page. I disagree completely with Mitt Romney’s religion, and I voted for him. Your statement makes no sense and laughs in the face of logic.

  • Adam H.

    You should see what else we are capable of, Santorum. ;) Dummy…

  • Leo Degrandmaison

    i know that we are awesome but to be abull to pull this off man we are realy good

  • http://www.facebook.com/kimberley.jacobshearn Kimberley Kaye Jacobs Hearn

    I have gay friends,they aren’t using any super powers I’m aware of.Dam them! I want some chit…LOL :)
    He is part of the Republican problem,too radical for this country! We are all busy trying to get along and he is running around spouting crap.This country is trying to be united Rick,try helping it along instead!

  • http://www.actorsandcrew.com/ Broadsword

    If Santorum were any more gay, he’d be Matt Drudge.

  • RoyMcKenzie

    Come on guys, video please.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jhon.centurri Jhon Centurri

    LOL. He’s completely lost it.

  • Julie

    I am not surprised if you voted for him…:)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=810714650 Joe Cogan

    Santorum is entitled to his own opinion: he isn’t entitled to his own facts. Romney trailed in almost all the Swing States from Day One, and never had a path to 270. This denial of what actually happened – voters rejected a chameleon of a candidate running on a toxic platform – is going to cripple the GOP until they wake up to the unpleasant (for them) reality.

  • Russ Klettke

    Such an angry and deluded man. The Fox News “reality” allows people like him a safe mental space, which is fine if they don’t hold office or operate motor vehicles.

  • http://twitter.com/widsss Peter

    Why does my calender show a date other than April 1st?

  • jim98122x

    yes, it’s unbelievable. it’s satire.

  • jim98122x

    the article is satire

  • jim98122x

    it’s satire

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Dean-Luke/1245322900 William Dean Luke

    I am bisexual. I live in Tornado Alley. Not once has my home been hit by a tornado.

    Looks to me like somebody is grasping at straws.

  • john

    Screw that twit! He can take his Catholic views and shove them somewhere

  • ALAN G

    this closeted faggot has some nerve, its sad to blame everyone else because the old established Republican Party as of this day is just out of touich with the new world., they need to get a grip, times and things have changed and they are still clining onto tired ideas and have no real vision

  • http://twitter.com/GordonSm3 Gordon Andrews

    Somebody needs a hug, you wanna talk about it champ?

  • Stirfrizzle

    [citation needed]

  • Alan

    wow. I had no idea that Homosexuals were SO powerful. If you were to believe conservatives, homosexuals can cause Hurricane’s Earthquakes, Floods, take control of the electoral process, yet for all that power there are still people out there that want to anger them? They must truly be a benevolent species to put up with all the B.S. that conservative schmucks pedantic rambling. Get a life Santorum, and you too Pat Robertson, Just admit that you conservatives spit out your best lies and America is tired of it. I honestly think that the US govt. needs an enema and we need some fresh blood in there. Term limits for members of the house and senate should be the next thing to be reformed.

  • Dino

    I am surprised that Ricky S. didn’t include Nate Silver, of the 538 blog, in his “homosexual cabal”. Nate was spot on in his polling which consistently showed Obama ahead in the key swing states, and Silver does also happen to be a gay man. Gosh mabye he’s right. What’s next? Voters in three states approving same-sex marriage? Oh wait….

  • Dino

    ..and Rick Santorum has also claimed that gays are just 1% of the population. Think about this’ via the Occupy Movement, this election has been in part about the 99% prolitariat being oppressed by the 1% elite. By George, once again, maybe Ricky is on to something.

  • Dino

    “Isn’t Santorum Latin for anus?” Senator Bob Kerry (D) Nebraska

  • mattdl

    Yeah, and the ni**ers and the wet backs and the sluts were all in on it, too!!

  • Robin Barto

    If he isn’t joking…He is a complete jerk…He should never hold public office again and given the tone of our most recent election, he probably never will.

  • Joe

    Rick watch out if you keep on saying things like that, the Cabal will drop an Abortion Clinic on you and your little Dog TOTO too

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594110116 Nhia Pheng Thao

    We sure did, along with “All the single ladies! All the single ladies!” Now put your hands up!

    Bitch and moan, bitch and moan, but guess what, you still lost.

  • http://twitter.com/G7Marilyn G7Marilyn

    OMG! How ignorant can he be? How did he get to such a level? America, hope you’re awake now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JBHedgehog John Harris

    This is an Onion story…right?

  • Goldengal

    There is only “Mother Nature” that causes all these Weather problems that we get. He boss is our “GOD” and he is the only BOSS that will rule my life. To blame all the people of different orientations is a disgrace, as the cause of the loss of the Pres. Election, Hurricanes. etc. There is only one man with those powers and he died for all kinds.

  • Jake Ryder

    shut the *uck up Mr. Santorum! this guy is so annoying. can anyone say closet-homo? actually this is the kind of poison that will bring the GOP DOWN for good!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ndatmo Janis Jones

    Damn it, he caught me. I thought I could sneak it in – between creating natural disasters. Nothing gets by Rick!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.ratcliffe.583 Ron Ratcliffe

    A few months ago, this idiot was a top contender for the GOP’s choice as a Presidential candidate. And they wonder why they lost the election. The ironic thing is that in a couple of years, he’ll probably be on the campaign trail again and have a lot of republicans voting for him. So sad…………..

  • SUPERQUEER

    SUPER HOMOSEXUAL POWERS……ACTIVATE!! I summon a wheel of NY cheese cake to appear…….damn, I really wanted that cheese cake. I guess Santorum’s choo choo has finaly jumped the track.

  • Nino Toscano

    Santorum, you are “immoral”, your values are “immoral”, your religion is “immoral”, Your ideas are “immoral”…..

  • DrHaHa

    Do you think Mr. Rectorum prefers pitching or catching?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Irvine/100000029179611 Dave Irvine

    I think my palm is stuck to my face now. How could anyone be so derpy to say something like that. That is really a hurp derp moment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1204327526 Michael J Grella

    This guy has got to be a closet queen to have such hate in his heart. What you observe in others is really a reflection of who you are.lol we know your dirty little secret

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Mcintyre/1032813536 Mark Mcintyre

    Man for a woman, woman for a man,

    don’t go against nature, it’s not
    part of the plan.

    You say you’re hurting no one with
    eye’s so full of pain,

    you have everything to lose and
    nothing to gain.

    Gaypride i hear you cry, i say you
    live a lie,

    while your mind’s at odd’s with your
    soul,

    You’ll never attain your Heavenly
    goal.

    Your pride has overcome your shame

    but you’re not really the one to
    blame, there’s a darker force at work today,

    he’s the one that said that you were
    gay.

    If your ma and pa thought

    they were gay

    you simply would not exist today

    then how could you be so proud

    to waste a life that was never

    allowed.

  • Puddymas Bunny

    Wonder Lesbian Powers … ACTIVATE! lmao

  • Puddymas Bunny

    Or, as Scottish comedian Billy Connolly says, give me two fire-breathin’ whores any day of the week! LMAO

  • Mark-Paul

    I agree. It makes no sense otherwise and this a well documented phenomenon (Harvard, etc). So much self-loathing is the only explanation.

  • nebbluedot

    “Or maybe they were just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside each other’s ballot-boxes.” Did Santorum really say this? Oooh, Rick — whatcha been dreamin’ about, buddy?

  • jimfromcanada

    unhappily for Santorum this is Currant satire. There was no cabal. The American people took back the election from the superpacs by voting.

  • http://twitter.com/edeckers Erik Deckers

    Seriously, he said this? I mean, the Daily Currant didn’t just become a satire site like The Onion, did they?

    I thought I was going to pee when he said, “It’s the only explanation that makes sense.” No, the only explanation that makes sense is the one that has been floating around — you guys suck at math, and have long denied actual facts as being nothing more than propaganda.

  • C.A.

    Is it just me or does he sound like he is in the closet and just afraid to come out. his quote “Or maybe they were just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside eachother’s ballot-boxes Who knows?” Sounds like he knows alot more than he’s letting on about having big, long things stuffed in his ballot box. Just sayin’. you know it’s always the “Moral” family man that gets outed as having sex with men in bathrooms.

  • Mike Savage

    The thing I like most about this is that in front of his name used to be Sen. Now it’s “Former Sen”. Those homosexuals can also take over your mind. To prevent that you need to wrap tinfoil around your head 5 times, keep your right eye shut and breath through your left nostril. Stops them everytime.

  • Deyoung

    What a homophobe, many gay people have a much keener sense of right and wrong than most people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1163363117 Lawrence Mintz

    Rick Santorum you are one sick dude!!!! You would have been a perfect politician during the dark ages.

  • Mr.President94

    I hope he does not plan on running in 2014! If so there goes his 47% comment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/patricia.dirlam Patricia Dirlam

    It does sound like Santorum but I am assuming that this is satire? (sorry, duh)

  • James Arbaugh

    And this guy was a serious candidate for President of the U.S.? These people never stop amazing me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/niall.sheridan.792 Niall Sheridan

    What kind of an arsehole is this guy? Religious? Right? Neither!!!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/T4WSR4DJZAVMEPXCSN34RHK53I Noel Harshman

    Will these people never learn to engage brain first, then mouth? But I assume too much. Brain? Really? How come all these fine Christians never say one word against adultery, or domestic abuse or child abuse? I guess abortion is worse than beating a child to death. And gayness is worse than adultery. Or could it just be that adultery hits too close to home, even for these fine Christians? Oh and by the way. Did I miss something? I was a precinct worker for the election and I didn’t realize we were supposed to ask people about their sexual orientation and exclude them if they were gay. Did we goof up? Oh well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-McDonald/613730103 Sean McDonald

    Do not doubt this Santorum is to the gay community what Hitler was to the jews. If he ever gets into power we are in deep trouble. If it were up to him we would all be in prisons, concentration camps or worse.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dana.pille Dana Pille

    Yes he’s a closet homosexual, and his boyfriend is donald the “chump” trump.

  • Peter Pereplexed

    is this article real? Or is this an ONION newspaper

  • http://www.facebook.com/chuckhhicks Chuck Hicks

    OMG! And, this tool thinks he could have been president! Never under estimate the power of “stupid”.

  • jenny boneno

    This sounds like an article from Onion.. are we sure it’s real? Can he honestly be that stupid??

  • Norm

    He’s right. I’m gay, and I voted with my penis. Barack turns me on. Mitt turns me off.

  • http://twitter.com/JHK2012 Jason H. Kendall

    And Republicans wonder why they continue to lose- they need to tell this man to shut up and get the hell out of politics-

  • Chris

    Do all those making serious comment really not get that it’s satire?

  • Sparky

    So David Geffen and Elton John were able to accomplish with their billions what Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers couldn’t accomplish with THEIR billions? Stand back world, we ARE fabulous!!!!!!

  • Yagottalite4me

    Idiot

  • guest

    You’ve contradicted yourself there, either religions are a “cause” or they are “used”, they can’t be both. But religions aren’t the cause of violence and hatred, no religion I know calls for people to treat others badly, but I agree religions are hijacked by people to manipulate others. If this election has shown anything it’s that personal politics shape religious interpretation inexorably more than religion shapes political belief. You had the most hard line Christians voting for a Mormon over a fellow Christian. But it’s not about keeping your faith to yourself, it’s about showing your faith through positive action rather than negative hate filled preaching. I don’t know how the Christian right in the US have got it so wrong, but their actions don’t reflect that of all Christian, and certainly not of the faith itself.

  • devlzadvocate

    And I’m not giving it back. It looks FABULOUS on me.

  • Bob west

    He truly is crazy and so out of touch with the world around him, no wonder so many gays and lesbians have left the Catholic Church

  • 3rd I

    Well, I doubt homosexuals stole the election. I think the polls were biased and were reporting hopeful thinking….republicans always claim they’re winning. They try to psyche people out. A lot of homosexuals are republicans, lol. A lot of republicans are even the 47%. ;-) The fact is this president has done more good than Romney would have. So a lot of us didn’t agree with everything this president is doing. But what he has done is work for the American people and that’s what counts. He’s shown the heart for the long haul, and the haul is heavy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/harry.mcnutt Harry V McNutt

    This sorry excuse for a human needs to shut his mouth. Who is he to say that homosexuals have no morality or respect for democracy? We came out and we voted didn’t we? If we didnt believe in democracy we would have taken what we wanted not do the EXACT same thing as the opposition… reach out to the voters, state our position, and try to gain their support. What a moron.

  • 3rd I

    LOL…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1437108950 Amy Mayo

    Indeed!

  • Archcastic

    LOL Indeed! I think my favorite part of your comment is “my people.”

    It IS tough being that awesome, I bet.

  • Kurt Knechtel

    If we were that’s eveil we would remove you Santorum from existence.

  • mstar

    This is a real news web site? Not the Onion? This was really words that came out of his mouth? Really? Seriously?

  • http://www.facebook.com/crissy.wathen Crissy Wathen

    Boo Hoo gotta blame someone I guess.

  • http://www.facebook.com/phoeniciantine Jacob ‘Captain Classics’ Wellm

    When you eventually take over the world, will there be room for we poor helpless heteros? The chalk pits maybe? The Hurricane Treadmills?Perhaps as a non-breeding world’s guilty secret? Or is that what the sperm banks are for? Whatever the case, please don’t feed us the Republican-Ballot-Eating Monster – anything but that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/keithMBender Keith M Bender

    Santorum gives Homophobic’s a bad name. Listening to “Has Been’s like Palin and Santorum is self abuse but picking on the mentally ill is entirely something else.

  • Maureen A

    I know!! Makes me wish Homosexuality was a choice! I’m just a silly little old straight lady who has no effect on the voting process whatsoever. I’ve been jealous of the gays power over weather, now I learn there is a “homo” in the machine! Gays rock!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/markarkleiman Mark A.R. Kleiman

    This is clearly satire. Note that there’s no link the the alleged CNN interview. But given the dumb things Santorum says in real life, it’s nor surprising some folks can’t tell the difference.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jocie.wales Jocie Wales

    I’m still waiting for him to come out of the closet. either he is too stupid to find the door knob, or he has shoved it up his ass with the gerbil.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jocie.wales Jocie Wales

    it may be satire, but it’s really believable satire.

  • http://twitter.com/DBerryEVillage Danny Berry

    I feel for his kids. I bet every time he opens his mouth about gay people they just want to disappear into the woodwork. Like everybody else in America, his kids have gay friends. I bet they use fake last names everywhere they go–or pretend they’re not related to him.

  • Roy Chaudoir

    I have nothing but disgust for Santorum…and his breed.

  • ron

    It’s a scientific fact that Jesus hates gays. He also hates crayons, and people who drink some of their parents vodka then water it down to keep the volume. It’s scientifically true. There is an equation for that. Oh, and he hates bees. Bees bother him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mamamiatisa Theresa Berenato Loebl

    I say “THANK YOU” to ALL my LGBT friends.

  • Ella

    He’s right, you know, there is indeed a huge homosexual cabal, running the country, in fact. The DHS, CIA, FBI, etc…are all headed up by homosexuals. They are in high places in all the top brass positions of the mil. too. They are called the Freemasons. Duh!

  • http://www.facebook.com/margaret.c.moseley Margaret Cravey Moseley

    So, who “stole” his damn BRAIN?

  • Aky

    “Homosexuals aren’t like you and me. They don’t have respect for democracy. Your average homosexual has no moral compass whatsoever. If anyone is capable of this fraud, its them.”

    ~ BULL SHIT, Democracy has no respect for Homosexuals! End of line peroid GET STUFFED!

  • Guest

    There is no video link to this statement and I haven’t been able to locate it. Please provide. This sounds like possible satire.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.marcoux.31 Joseph Marcoux

    Let’s face it now. Queers have way too much gay power. First 911, then Sandy and now the election. Pat Robernson and Rick Santorum have it right. Gays control the terrorist, the weather, the political scene, fashion, Broadway, and soon Wall Street. And then global domination. The new gay order is coming to a country near you. Please dress appropriately.

  • http://www.facebook.com/SusanHolmesWeber Susan Holmes Weber

    The only answer to his obsession with homosexuality is that he is in the closet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabby-Parsons/1591884120 Gabby Parsons

    Maybe teh gays gave the voting machines AIDS.

  • dgrazia

    Wow..WTG Gays! I salute your amazing super powers to help Obama win the election!! Who would have known! All the more reason to salute you:-) ♥

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1343911384 Paul Harris

    Poor Poor Santorum…The day he finally gets caught in a Gay Dating scam or tapping his foot in a mens room stall…Even the gays he has spewed hate upon for all this time will just pity him ! Any Gay person ever bullied …has seen the likes of Santorum and knows his kind all to well! Poor Poor Pitiful Rick!

  • Mr Independent

    Hey ricky boi admit it ur gay to but ur still stuck in the closet….ya stupid bi*ch….

  • http://www.facebook.com/jack.ferry.37 Jack Ferry

    I didn’t realize that The Daily Currant is satire. I got taken

  • BethDunham

    Rick is a sick sick fag and is hates himself so much

  • Janyce

    Just when you think the GOP can’t say anything more ridiculous…they do! Maybe they lost because they are out of touch with reality.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Gros/1267365077 John Gros

    So did I read this right? Homosexuals stole Rick Santorums erection and got Mitt Romney in the ass?

  • MichaelR- SD, CA

    Guys and girls give yourself a generous pat on the back for being so powerful!

  • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.mccann Melissa McCann

    Once again, the gays save the world for democracy. All in a day’s work.

  • Skeptic

    If this is actually true, post the video along with these comments in context. I am in no way conservative, but I would actually like to see where these facts are coming from (via video or transcript of the interview). Presenting allegations without proof to back it up makes this story just as bad as what Faux News would play.

  • carmen

    I’m actually feeling sorry for him, let it go already.

  • Augustine

    This is enough! if homosexuals had that much power in this country we would have had marriage and equality many many years ago> what is he hiding and what is he afraid of?

  • BethDunham

    This is a sick mother fucker

  • Zardoc54

    How can his family stand to live with such an idiot? Unless…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1178817737 Jerry Roach

    The Derp is strong with this one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.short.16 Jason Short

    “Or maybe they were just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside each other’s ballot-boxes” Wait…what were we stuffing? He has put WAY too much thought into big, long things getting stuffed in to tight places. Closet case? I think so!

  • Redwood509

    He got a point, a Gay, cocaine sniffing Muslim president, is just what the doctor ordered for bringing the U.S to its knees, and those who voted for this ticket will pay the price, declining employment, declining income, declining prosperity, declining standing over-seas, as a great nation, the U.S is Kaput!

  • brookyone

    Santorum belongs in a straight jacket and padded room somewhere.

  • medicvet

    I just want to thank nearly everyone who has written in about this article. I started off mad as hell, not good for my blood pressure, but after reading all the FABULOUS remarks, I feel much better! And thanks to all teh gayz for your vast conspiracy that saw the best man for the job elected! ;)

  • Lani

    I look forward to a time in the years to come when homosexuals have equal rights and people would look back at this time and be shocked that an educated man could’ve made such silly and irresponsible comments.

  • Jack

    Please tell me – this is a sick joke right/

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503519603 Chris Mecham

    I have got to meet one of these “homosexual kingpins.” I just know that we’d be darling together with him just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside my ballot-box.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.blazi Daniel Blazi

    I don’t know what’s worse. People like Rick Santorum, or people who vote for people like Rick Santorum.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Thompson/687050530 Justin Thompson

    So basically a ‘gay mafia’ type organization rigged it nation-wide? Interesting.

  • JSM

    I would say the Gays, the Blacks, the Latinos, and the Women, stole the election, not because of trickery like the Republicans did in 2000, and 2004 but by getting out and voting against the Racist, Homophobic, Chauvinistic, attitude of the Republican Party in mass numbers far beyond what the Neo-Fascist wing or the Republican expected. It seems to me they only had two groups left voting for them, one wealthy white males, and conservative Christians. They seemed to alienate everyone else.

  • http://twitter.com/SteveMcKay2 Steve McKay

    This guyis the biggest ahole I have ever seen. Did God not say thou shall not judge. Well wht is he doing, sinning I guess. And with a name like Santorium, I think he needs to be put into a sanitarium OR is that a Sanitorum. Look to yourself an do not judge, it is not your right.

  • http://www.facebook.com/BanKKiller1 Ban KKiller

    I know but tell me again…what is that frothy stuff created by anal sex?

  • Doyouevenliftsantorum

    Homosexuals should use their omnipotent power to start a butt bandage company because Santorum is butthurt.

  • http://www.facebook.com/patty.rick7 Patrick Mondschein

    I think Santorum was dropped on his head by one of his two fathers. It’s okay, Hun. We know how much you enjoy being butthurt ;)

  • Frank Davis

    The Koch brothers weren’t fabulous enough to buy the election

  • Old lib

    It’s satire, not fact, but unfortunately, I live in Iowa, so I am sure Santorum will show up here in January to jump start his 2016 campaign.

  • GemineyeSF

    Chalk pits? No, dear…we will need you for the Breeding Mills! It will be fun for you heteros for a while but eventually the non-stop sex we will be forcing you to have will dry you up.

  • GemineyeSF

    Darling, you have plenty of power. The Straight Male Patriarchy exerts its power over all dominion…but you have the trump card! I swear…if all you straight women would just get together and withhold…hell…even for a week…you would crash the Patriarchy to bits. But…you leave it to us homosexuals to steal elections and create hurricanes. Come on, gurl…organize… We queens are gettin’ tired and overworked!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001763349152 Philip Wunnell Young

    Amazing that his omnipotent god was powerless isn’t it?? the guys an arsehole!

  • spick

    What an idiot, a gay organization should hold him accountable for slander.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=595181957 Steve Rosenberger

    Catnip.

  • AlphaPoe

    Scary when you think of this idiot ran for POTUS.

  • http://www.facebook.com/donald.hill.587 Donald Hill

    Yeah, that’s it….you idiot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Huckleberry-Muckleroy/1069284514 Huckleberry Muckleroy

    It’s True! We changed out those awful dark green curtains on the voting booths for some festive lilac gingham ones. It changed the mood of the whole electorate.

  • Manny Espinola

    Santorum. Noun. Pron- ‘sun-toh-room.’ The brown frothy mix that results when a lubricant like vaseline or crisco is repeatedly agitated with residual fecal matter in the rectum by rapid penile thrusting in and out of the sphincter.

  • arboy28

    The man is absolutely insane? The only vote rigging in this election was conducted by his own party!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Piotter/100000718987373 Paul Piotter

    it was idiots like santorum that caused the people to win it for obama and for that i say thank you

  • Steve B

    The homosexuals must be awfully stupid. If they can rig a national election yet cant stop gay marriage referendums, then they just are not too bright. Come on you fabulous people…pay attention to the details. Sheesh!

  • bigeetah

    “The hand of the homosexual!!!!” TOO FUNNY!!! I bet Ricky boy has been secretly wanting a bit of that himself. Me thinks the man doth protest a little too much.

  • bigeetah

    Yes…so have I! (Haven’t we all? look at the news ..there’s always one of these guys getting caught with a male prostitute or coming out of a bathhouse.) Yet another classic closet-case. I wish they would just shut up and get therapy or something.

  • bigeetah

    HAHAHAHA….that was funny!

  • Mentauk02

    they apparently call it santorum for a very good reason.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chrissuits1ohf Chris Suits

    this is a weird sexual obsession of his; he really wants to be raped by a homosexual

  • http://www.facebook.com/chrissuits1ohf Chris Suits

    that’s most likly the case; fixation

  • http://www.facebook.com/chrissuits1ohf Chris Suits

    that’s disgusting

  • http://www.facebook.com/chrissuits1ohf Chris Suits

    you are right but many are stuck beleiving and wont like your post

  • http://www.facebook.com/chrissuits1ohf Chris Suits

    look at reality and history and see what’s going on infront of your eyes

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000449280094 Twyla Dorzweiler

    I still have tears running down my face over santorum’s comments but the exceptionally funny thing is the dictionary definition for his last name! So fitting, so ironic :P what a historic election this was! buahahahaha!

  • iccg

    If Mr Santorum believes that money would win the election, how is it that his candidate, Mr. Romney did not win? Election machines fall back support is run by Republican supporters. How could this outsider, Gill, get through that wall? If homosexuals are so all powerful, how is it that Mr. Santorum doesn’t ask his god to right that “wrong”? Mr Santorum, be a big boy and accept your loss and move on.

  • Kathleen

    You’re right, homosexuals aren’t like you, they’re infinitely better.

    Hmmm… David Geffen didn’t want a “colony” on the moon, you’re thinking of Newt.

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