Santorum Says ‘U.N. Vaccines’ Created Homosexuality

Dec 06, 2012

Former Pennsylvania senator and Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum claimed today that vaccinations sponsored by the United Nations are the "underlying cause" of homosexuality.

In an interview with Newsmax the conservative politician said that the current "epidemic" of homosexual behavior is a side effect of the Measles-Mumps-Rubella (MMR) vaccine, distributed globally by the World Health Organization in an attempt to suppress Christian morality.

"Before the 1960's you never saw homosexuality," Santorum explained, "There were no gay bars. There were no gay TV characters. There were no parades. Then suddenly - just about the time this vaccine is introduced - you started seeing homosexuality everywhere."

"The conclusion is obvious. The UN and the WHO are systematically undermining our nations's moral fabric by slipping the gay infection into our children's bloodstreams."

Immune to Reason

Santorum's most recent comments come just days after he led a successful campaign to block the the U.S. from ratifying the U.N.'s Convention on the Rights of Persons With Disabilities. Santorum argued that the treaty - which aims to protect the rights of the disabled around the world - would lead to U.N. domination of America.

"When we gave the WHO responsibility for vaccines, they created the homosexual plague. What happens if we give them control over the disabled? Bestiality? AcrotomophiliaAnililagniaCoprophilia? Who knows what perversions they'll force on us? The sky is the limit!"

Homosexuality has a long recorded history pre-dating the 1960's. It featured prominently in the social fabric of Ancient Greece and the Roman Empire, and has was mentioned in China as early as 600 BCE.

Santorum is one of America's leading anti-gay politicians. He is a strident opponent of marriage equality and the right for gays to serve in the military, and has in the past compared homosexuality to 'man-on-dog' attraction.

 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1022027960 David Taffet

    As the son of a bacteriologist who worked on the polio vaccine, and on behalf of her friends who worked on other vaccines including the MMR, I implore you, Mr. Santorum, do not vaccinate your children. You and all the other science-denying idiots out there should not vaccinate. Those who believe in science, however, call this survival of the fittest. Good bye and good riddence to stupidity.

  • NoWoflCry

    Wow, guess he never was privy to the sexual revolution that began in the 60’s when people decided they shouldn’t have to be repressed by the puritanical part of society when they are supposedly free to pursue happiness and express themselves under protection of the law and constitution. I would love the see the cave he was raised in.

  • O

    Asshat!

  • NoWayOut99

    The Currant is satirical folks… Just so you know.

  • mdh

    I knew it was satire when he was attributed to saying words I know he can’t pronounce! :)

  • tamarz

    thank you! I was taken in especially since I know Santorum is writing columns on the crazy-conspiracy-nutsy World Net News.

  • tamarz

    except we need that herd immunity. His unvaccinated children could put people who can’t be immunized in danger. But I understand your sentiments and agree with the underlying feeling you’re expressing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.foster.923 Ron Foster

    Actually, the gay epidemic came from outer space. Once we started violating that sacred area, we were punished by God with a fag-virus, brought back to earth by the asstronauts. And if we ever go to Mars, we will all become candy bars. Stupid fucking Republicans.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jaran.springer Jaran Springer

    You spelled riddance wrong and if your parents created you its possible they also made an imperfection while creating toxic vaccines to put in babies. You might not know the true intentions in the pharmaceutical laboratories a.k.a. area 51s.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1022027960 David Taffet

    Spelling noted and in my mom’s era, this work was done openly in universities. She worked at Columbia. Now most of it is done by drug companies that I trust even less than you do.

  • antoniomontana48154

    Wow, OMG God, just wow…..