Jamie Dimon Resigns From JP Morgan, Says ‘Put Bankers in Jail’

Feb 22, 2013

Jamie_Dimon,_CEO_of_JPMorgan_ChaseJamie Dimon, often cited at the most responsible head of a Wall Street investment bank, reigned as Chairman and CEO of JP Morgan Chase today.

In a blistering letter published this morning in Britian's Financial NewsDimon says he is tired of working in the "bankrupt moral culture" of finance and called for a criminal investigation into wrongdoing at JP Morgan and other major investment banks. 

"For too long I have been a witness to what I consider to be unethical and sometimes even illegal behavior at the highest levels of Wall Street," the letter reads. "I thought that I could change the system from the inside. But over the past few years I have been proven wrong.

"Despite the concerted effort of myself and my closest staff, the recent losses at our Chief Investment Office and the global LIBOR scandal show that firms such as JP Morgan have simply become too big to manage.

"For that reason I am resigning from my posts as Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of JP Morgan Chase effective at noon EST today. And I urge global regulators to introduce new rules seeking to limit the size of scope of the largest international financial institutions."

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Long recognized as a less corrupt institution than competing banks such as Goldman Sachs and Barclays, JP Morgan has come under fire in recent months for a number of trading scandals. Most notably the bank lost over $6 billion on bad derivatives bets in the notorious London Whale fiasco.

But in his resignation letter Dimon did not limit his reasoning to recent events, explaining that he is disgusted by the behavior of investment banks during the financial crisis.

"Over four years has passed since the greatest financial collapse in the history of this nation," Diamond recounts, "and still no one on Wall Street has been held accountable for the crimes which have been committed.

"Washington says they can't find one single banker guilty of fraud. I can think of 15 people off the top of my head who should be behind bars.

"Why aren't more people in jail? If you rob a bank, you go to jail. If a bank robs you, it gets a bailout. We need to end this cycle of impunity on Wall Street. And I am prepared to testify against my fellow bankers if need be.

"I don't know why I've held my nose for so long. Honestly it was probably the money. But I started doing yoga last month, and have been thinking about researching Buddhism. I'm ready to turn over a new leaf, and find something else besides money upon which to base my self-worth and value as a human being. "

House of Cards 

Dimon says he's not surprised by the lack of inaction in Washington, given the symbiotic nexus of corruption between political actors and big banks.

"Let me explain how this system works," Dimon writes. "Politicians protect us from competition and criminal prosecution, and in return we give them money to use in their campaigns.

"There's only one word to describe such an arrangement: bribery. And you know what's really insane? Its not even illegal. Those idiots in Washington actually write laws regulating the manner in which they would like to be bribed.

"Only $2,000 per person, unless its funneled into a SuperPac or whatever or into a primary fund versus a general election fund...I mean who cares how much goes into which account? Its all just corruption plain and simple. And sadly I have been a part of it."

Plus Ça Change

Financial equities analyst Ferdinand Pecora says Dimon's resignation and public rant against Wall Street could change the financial sector, but its impact will likely be limited.

"If even Jamie Dimon is calling for jailing bankers, you would think the FBI and SEC would at least start investigating," Pecora says. "But they've ignored every other clue they've gotten so far about financial crime, so I don't expect things to change.

"Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, Citigroup, JP Morgan...these companies have nothing to fear from the government. Jamie Dimon is just one man. The banks own thousands of lobbyists, congressmen, and government regulators. They'll be just fine."

Carter Glass, a political analyst for the Center for American Progress, agrees that Dimon's cri de coeur won't change a thing.

"It's great that someone has finally mustered the courage to take on the banks," Glass explains. "But we've got an election next year in Congress. Our lawmakers aren't gonna piss off the people who pay their bills."

Admitting that the chances of affecting change on Wall Street are slim, Dimon writes that he's already planning for a simpler life.

"I'll will be retiring to South-East Alaska, where I will run a small salmon fishing operation cum Bikram yoga retreat. If anyone in D.C. is interested in bringing criminal bankers to justice, just give me a call."

  • beastsaver

    he is the bankrupt moral culture on steroids…good riddance,
    he belongs in jail,

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001007868067 Synthia Elizabeth Fagen

    Is this an Onion article?

  • gstrom

    doesn’t appear to be true
    bummer

  • Stifledgenius

    Read the articles on the side, it’s defintely not true.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tedmrak Thomas Mrak

    It’s a shame this probably isn’t true.

    However, there are some people in banking who DO stand up for the rights of customers since without good customers you don’t have a bank.

  • pierotte pepe Vassau

    calling the kettle black…shame on you jd.

  • Elizabeth Book

    Considering the fact that THE CROWN CORPORATION purchased the articles of incorporation for THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, INC. on February 21ST, 1871, along with our capital city, Washington, city, then changed our nation’s name to the all cap corporate spelling that you see on your worthless FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES, this is no surprise. Every single one of the so-called government actors that Mr. Dimon, mentions, are guilty of high treason! With no true military to back up The People, and to fight for what is true and just, who will really Stand up for The People? I know of two other billionaires, who have seen the light and changed their ways, in the past two years, too. They have also chosen to step away, from the demonic mechanations, of WASHINGTON, D.C. INC. and THE BELTWAY, INC. But as long as our military complex is ruled and controlled, by THE CROWN CORPORATION, and it’s corporately owned and created compartmentalized agencies, we are literally screwed! If there is any honor left in them, they will stand for The People and see that true Constitutional justice is upheld. And that would be to the original Constitution for the united states of America, and not the forged CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, that the BRITISH controllers of that corporation have replaced our original with! http://www.peoplestrust1776.org will tell you how to handle these corporate thieving scum!

  • http://twitter.com/partygnome Unkown Nobody

    “The Daily Current” is a satire site, people. Geez, check the “About Us” links some time.

  • gary sco

    You read it to the end? April fool. Ha, ha, better than Clinton’s meaning of is is. I love the ‘come to Buddha” part. LOL, Frik’n made my day.

  • pitipua

    it was too good to be true… never heard of the daily currant before.

  • rich

    He is one of the criminals. He’s just trying to get leniency. This man has destroyed the lives of millions. He does not deserve to retire at a lavish yoga/salmon fishing retreat. Not until he’s made restitution, which would leave him very broke.

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