Christian Boy Dies For 3 Minutes, Meets Allah in Heaven

May 05, 2014

christianboyallahmuslimA young Christian boy who briefly died on a surgeon’s operating table this weekend says he met someone named Allah in heaven.

Bobby Anderson, the son of a well-known Christian pastor in Atlanta, suffered internal injuries from an automobile accident and was technically dead for 3 minutes before being resuscitated. During that time the 12-year-old claims he visited the afterlife and spoke to several leading figures of the Islamic religion.

“I didn’t see Jesus anywhere,” he told WGCL news after the ordeal. “There was someone named Allah. And someone named Mohammad. And there were 72 very beautiful women all around me.

“But I didn’t see anyone in my family. Not even grandma and grandpa. Everyone there had darker skin. They weren’t like us at all.

“I asked my father ‘Why wasn’t Jesus in heaven daddy?’ He couldn’t give me an answer. I’d never heard of Allah before this, but now I’m gonna read more about him. He seems pretty real to me.”

Bobby Anderson’s story bears striking similarities to that of Colton Burpo, a pastor’s son who briefly died during surgery and later claimed to have met with Jesus in heaven.

Coulton’s story was told in the popular book Heaven is For Real, which is now a major motion picture starring Greg Kinnear and Thomas Hayden Church.

Although the Burpo's family's story had a happy and lucrative ending, the Anderson family has been torn apart by Bobby's claims.

However, Todd Anderson, Bobby’s father, says his son’s experience has not made him question his own deeply held Christian faith.

“It’s kinda disturbing to me that he didn’t meet Jesus in heaven,” he told reporters, “but clearly my son is suffering from some sort of schizophrenia or something.

“I mean seeing Jesus in heaven, that's a miracle. No question. But seeing Allah in heaven? That's crying out for a heavy dose of antipsychotic medication."

  • moofish

    “However, Todd Anderson, Bobby’s father, says his son’s experience has not made him question his own deeply held Christian faith.” Ha ha, says it all really.

  • moofish

    The same thing happened to me and I saw these angels.

  • Annoyed

    Wow, I sincerely hope this idiot pastor isn’t allowed to put his kid on medication. He sounds like a complete jackass. I’m having “Footloose” flashbacks….. smh

  • abdul

    Just let the kid read about islam and being muslim.. cuz what he saw its true..

  • yeahokay

    he saw exactly 72 women? he counted?

  • Marko Karbevski

    That awkward moment when you realize you are on a satirical site. LOL!

  • Luke Cole

    “The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide – now including South Sudan.

    Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence – which presses forward.”

  • Todd Wilkins

    Wow, this article really made me think.

  • Brendan

    DMT is a helluva drug

  • http://www.void-comics.com/ Ezekiel Rage

    Muahahaha the last sentence is priceless XD Thanks for this article I really needed the laugh XD

  • bob

    It’s a fake news story, Einstein.

  • Guest

    Give me a break! This kid is the son of a preacher who had never heard of Allah before?

  • John B Badd

    I have to borrow and share this.

  • dave

    Now for a bit of fun … I just posted the link to this on an Islamic FB group

  • eric

    He saw 144 boobies and did the math. It’s how guys work.

  • Nicholas Moore

    “I mean seeing Jesus in heaven, that’s a miracle. No question. But seeing Allah in heaven? That’s crying out for a heavy dose of antipsychotic medication.””

    Let me correct that for you.

    I mean seeing Jesus in heaven, that’s crying out for a heavy dose of antipsychotic medication. Seeing Allah in heaven? That’s the same deal. Neither person can be considered sane.

  • zeddyyy

    “I mean seeing Jesus in heaven, that’s a miracle. No question. But seeing Allah in heaven? That’s crying out for a heavy dose of antipsychotic medication.”

    Isn’t a Pastor supposed to be religious enough to know to respect other religions and beliefs, just as his religion says he should? Awks… =/

  • Eric Hossain

    However, Todd Anderson, Bobby’s father, says his son’s experience has not made him question his own deeply held Christian faith

  • Abu Zaina

    The young boy didn’t see Jesus because according to Islamic belief Jesus is not dead yet, therefore he will not see him in the afterlife. Jesus is in another dimension of space and time waiting for his return.

  • Mobus Gochfulshigan Dorphin

    that awkward moment when you fed the troll

  • Aware

    What a crock!!!

  • devil in the making

    this almost wanted me to be religious for about 3 seconds. Now that the moments over back to being the devils right hand man.

  • Noh

    Allah literally means “The God” for those who don’t know

  • Natasha

    its funny how everyone likes to make fun of the worlds fastest growing religion and this is all because of the help of all you people making fun and insulting the religion islam

  • Muslim and proud

    For me as a muslim everyday i know that im right being a muslim
    science discovers stuff that was already mentioned 1400 years ago in the quran, Allah sent a message to this “pastor” to guide him because Allah says my mercy covers everything, many people doesnt know that when any one converts to Islam every bad thing turns to a good deeds IMAGINE THAT he will forgive whatever you have done in your life, You only have to believe that Allah is the only God and Muhammad is his prophet.

    By the way Allah is the Arabic meaning of God.
    In Islam we believe that jesus is a prophet :)
    WE have to respect All prophets and holly books and believe them
    Also Muhammed was mentioned in the Bible :)
    Good luck finding your way in life

  • sid

    ONE IS GUIDED BY GOD….., this kid will shed light on TRUTH and will spread the message of God..

  • A

    But in the Islamic faith, it is a pillar to believe that not only is Jesus in heaven, but he was one of the greatest prophets and messengers in Islam.

  • Selena

    If the preacher was not happy about his son seeing Allah, he wouldn’t let his son be interviewed. This page really wants attention and this is their marketing stunt. It is a fabricated story. Someone just wanted to have some fun and so he thought of messing up with 2 religious beliefs to cater to more audience.

  • http://No.com Truth

    Funny, but Onion has better ones

  • Abu Zaina

    Yes Jesus is one of the greatest prophets and messengers in Islam, but The superimposed heavens in the Quran are the extra spatial dimensions in modern physics. The seven heavens and paradise are 2 separate concepts.

  • M

    Yo, I’m Muslim through and through and anything is possible by the Grace of God but 1) the unusual emphasis on “not seeing Jesus in heaven” is kind of shady, like this article was written by an uneducated yet fanatic Muslim which leads me to 2) WHO was this article written by? Don’t see an author’s name anywhere. It seems like a satirical article and finally 3) there are no follow-up sources that could further legitimize this story.

    Don’t believe everything you hear unless it’s coming from a credible and reputable source, guys.

  • M

    Oh, lol that’s what I thought.

  • Bob Trieger

    All Muslims are fanatics or else they’d eat a healthy dose of bacon.

  • WeirdestGuy

    Don’t get your hopes up guys, this picture is one you can buy online. This kid is a kid model for hospital pics. Check this: http://nl.dreamstime.com/stock-foto-s-little-boy-het-ziekenhuis-image6148933, more of these online. Cool story though..

  • Kurt Gerhardt

    “Some sort of schizophrenia or something.” Yeah right, he saw GOD.
    .

  • Philo Kvetch

    I thought it meant “Freddie Mercury.”

  • http://rioks.biz/ Oleksiy Kuryliak

    Nice PR article for Muslims.
    72 very beautiful women all around him. Genius ))) O_O

  • Matt Gorman

    This is a parody site.

  • leftocracy

    You do realize this is satire, right?

  • leftocracy

    The best thing about this story is the number of people who don’t realize it’s satire.

  • Diana

    fun? really? Poking fun at others’ religion is lame.

  • non believer

    fasting growing religion ….
    Sorry religions are dying not growing, the fasting growing group are non believers..

  • non believer

    It funny people only see god when the is brain is dying or under stress…
    Wont it be better if your claimed god just made himself present to everyone..
    Oh yeah i forgot god cant do there….LOL

  • CherMoe

    I was almost going to leave a sarcastic remark about the father, as well. But I went to the link “about” this publication, and it DOES STATE that it is SATIRE.

  • http://www.facebook.com/prototypeatheist Prototype Atheist

    Nicely done. Amazing how people tend to see what they already believe when they have near-death experiences. Or when they dream. Or hallucinate. Or are otherwise deprived of oxygen.

  • fzahra

    i was like.. the boy clearly claimed that he never heard of Allah before.
    and the father want to relate that boy’s story with antipsychotic medication??
    not logic at all. as most of us know Muslims believe in Allah. and its not something that is made up by a boy who’s in “schizo” state.

  • nicacat56

    Seriously? You…do know…(clearing my throat)…that this is a SATIRE site?

  • nicacat56

    Wow, this article really made me DRINK!!!

  • http://musingmarc.blogspot.com IDisposable

    A brief Google search finds no record of this accident, no mention of this story in any newspaper, no pastor Todd Anderson in Atlanta, GA (much less a famous one). I’m calling bunk.

  • JadedMisanthropist

    People are stupid. They’re being sincere. This is the world we live in.

  • Dave

    If people don’t wish to have silly beliefs mocked, then perhaps they should learn not to hold such silly beliefs

  • anip

    idiot ^

  • FI

    With idiots like you and the extremists of every religion, don’t bother to talk about peace.

  • tectl

    frankly i don’t care if i’m right or wrong, i just try to do good things. whether i get rewarded or not is not up to me its up to something else… God, Allah or whoever. I find the story interesting and have no way to refute or deny what he experienced. I do agree however that a pastor (or Christian church official) should be seeking truth and not shutting the door on any possibility. it only goes to show the frail base from which their enthusiastic rhetoric is based upon.

  • shehab

    so you are lucky………… also search about islam and rellity

  • shehab

    but he was child………. and all the children wither thy belong to chrisitanity or any other relegion will go to heaven as is the teaching of islam ………..because they are child and they dont think about the reallity of relegion at that age……………….

  • Aldhie Agustin

    “And there were 72 very beautiful women all around me.” (What where they doing?)

  • Mohammed Smith

    Life is too short to live and yet we find ways to hate each other and live to find ways to ridicule each other. I agree with your comments Tecti….. Lets live peacefully and try always to do good things.

  • anum

    72 women ? thats insane..im a muslim. we have no such belief of women around us after life .

  • Ata Alqadi

    It is just amazing to see how people start a religious debate on a satirical site …

  • Syed Hasan Shahid

    Heed well, what I write here and read it, with an open mind … That according to our Prophet, Muhammad, Peace and Blessings of Allah be Upon him … “Jesus, son of Blessed Mary [PABOABUH] Is, The Ordained Redeemer of all Humankind … Jesus [PABOABUH], is Dark complexioned person [what we'd call, a Copperish complexion] and not, the White complexion, of Caucasians, portrayed by West’s artists and clergy in their paintings and sermons … Jesus Christ [PABOABUH], is “Alive” in Heaven … Therefore, a child, who at least clinically, was dead for a few minutes, would not see the Living … such is manifest in his not ‘seeing’ the living members of his own family … And as regards the boy’s ‘speaking’ to an human, named, Allah … Ask Allah [SWT], The Infinite Truth …

  • Syed Hasan Shahid Bukhari

    Didn’t someone tell you, there are “Hurain” in the Jannah … this child hath been Shown !

  • Syed Hasan Shahid Bukhari

    Hereafter from here is a dream … Ask Allah [SWT] for the answer of you Talk question … and Islam does not sanction disrespect for Christianity, or any other religion …

  • Syed Hasan Shahid Bukhari

    No … its the first refuge of non-Believers !

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  • Abeer

    cant do there??? im sorry someone has to knock some sense into you, you clearly have no respect to anyone and thats why god humiliated you in front of everyone. Go take english classes you might benefit from them

  • Atan Flybaits

    in the case of the colton burpo the pastor’s son he had definitely heard and knew Jesus frorm his father therefore what he had experienced could be a hallucination however in the case of Bobby Anderson he did not hear about Allah before the incident

  • Motafied~

    Another valid reason why I hate religion.

  • Christine Akers

    Except he’s not a troll. He actually believes the story.

  • Christine Akers

    Hahaha, truth.

  • Christine Akers

    This sounds like it would be a terrible episode of Doctor Who.

  • kornula

    Philo; you are WRONG! Allah means “John Lennon” …duh

  • Jason

    There is immense amount of respect for Jesus in Islam. He is considered one of God’s Prophets according to Muslims. Muslims are not all “dark” and “different from you”. There are millions of white Muslims, Asian Muslims, Spanish Muslims etc.
    Yes. I know the article is satire. But its simply reinforcing ignorant beliefs that people actually hold and implicitly giving the message that its all in good fun. Satire can be used in a positive way. This article is just an attack on an entire religious group. Its tasteless and cheap.

  • Philo Kvetch

    Well, I actually thought it meant Bob Dylan until he pissed off the French. Duh!

  • Christine Akers

    KKK used to be a fast and growing cult too, but look at them now. Hail Hydra!

  • kornula

    …because pissing off the French is too easy?

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    yeah, spurious bullshit in the koran is now ‘interpreted’ to explain all modern science. derp. get life….. give up religion before it’s too late! if a holy book perporting to be the word of gawd has to be interpreted then it’s clearly bullshit. or is gawd just completely and utterly stupid? also, why does your gawd need so much ego massaging? praising him 5 times a day? why not go the full 24 times day lasting 1 hour each time. I’m sure the world will be better off.

  • kornula

    Natasha; is your faith that weak it cannot stand a little ridicule?

  • fahad

    a Kid would never lie about it

  • Mohsin Khan

    bob he is saying right if you really wanted to taste the music you start saying ”ALLAH ” ‘ALLAH’ ALLAH when you get free .its a magic you will get relax

  • BLACKANGEL

    this is so fake lmao! :’) “everyone had darker skin” and did he count all the women LMAO ??

  • filip god
  • boembalo

    jezus is a profet to in the islam…

  • Philo Kvetch

    Not necessarily. Keep up with the news.

  • OKEY

    hoaks

  • OKEY

    the quran never spoke of 72 virgins

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  • SADIK

    NEWS FLASH!

    BIBLE: Leviticus Chapter 11

    7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he [is] unclean to you.

    8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they [are] unclean to you.

    PROPAGANDA IS EASY. READ MORE!

  • non believer

    agreed

  • Zizie

    seriously? tuhan korang yg korang ckp tu takde okey?die dah mati, yg awk ckpkn tu nabi kami, bukan tuhan, die akan kembali ke dunia smasa hampir hari kiamat (na’udzubilah) , die turun bukan sebagai tuhan, bukan sebagai nabi terakhir,..okey? ALLAH Subhaanahu Wata’aala adalah satu2nya TUHAN..wahai ma’nusia kristiani, jgnlah mengada2 ckp sesuatu yg tak masuk akal langsung

  • zizie

    Jesus is not a prophet dude -.-” dia kana serupakan dengan muka nabi oleh kehendak Allah SWT

  • May U Get The Right Path

    God , Allah , Bhagwan, are all same, the one difference is that He is One , from the start with no end, science say that before big bang there was a dot of starting point, why should u blame our holy book when it state it 1400 years ago, u have no right to insult and use disgrace views on it, there are many similar things stated in Quran. The only authentic holy book, with no new versions like bilble. As it’s safety is guaranteed by Allah SWT Him self. first try to research on it than say anything

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    ha ha. the koran was written by a woman as mohammed was illiterate and had died already when it was written. why don’t you do some research?

    why doesn’t allah turn up to clarify all the bullshit and the totally necessary hadith as no one knows what exactly to do. clear as mud.

    btw, why don’t you go and riot in the streets at the kidnap of 300 girls that are being sold into slavery. no? cartoons more your style, huh?

  • Ganit Bas Noach

    It doesn’t? You must have missed the koranic abrogration memo. :P

  • Mike Haynes

    This is a popular satire site. A lot of people get fooled by it.

  • Just some random guy

    lol, the child has never heard of Allah, since 9/11 and all the extremists praising they did it in Allah’s name, the kid’s unaware of all this going on around him his never heard the name, yeah right!!

  • Julie Richards

    72 virgins? What a bunch of crap!

  • sami said

    he didnt see Jesus because jesus aint dead yet Jesus never died hes still alive in heaven, and allah wants him to concentrate on islam

  • hussein

    not to disrespect other religions but.. Think just a little deeper god gave you brains for a reason.. How many versions of bibles are there? and there is always a new revised version, how is man allowed to revise words from jesus peace be upon him?

  • Iron Head

    hey, why so surprised? This is islam, and they use hoax for their justification.

    http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/661558-christian-boy-dies-for-3-minutes-meets-allah-in-heaven-is-fake/

  • Rags

    Shhhh. ;P

  • salman sovon

    Everyone will meet with Allah today or tomorrow, whether you believe it or not.

  • aa

    FYI Winter hannah ward. The Quran was reveal to the beloved Prophet
    Muhammad s.a.w. in stages as an oral form. Thus the best way of memorising it
    is to recite it. But for the benefit of mankind as we do not have as much memorizing
    POWER as the beloved Prophet which you say is illiterate, it is then transfer into a written form as it was
    already written by the close friends of the prophet when revelation was revel
    to him by ALLAH s.w.t. to preserved the original content thus there will be no discrepancy
    when the beloved prophet passed away.

    So who is the illiterate one
    now, please get your research from a reliable source next time.

  • Fadi Arnouk

    It’s not satire at all..

  • Fadi Arnouk

    hahahahhahahaha

  • Allah4ever

    if he speaks the truth, than its true.

  • Dave

    The extremists within various beliefs are not extreme because they are mocked … they are extreme anyway. Bombing that back to the modern world is not a solution, so why not consider the deployment of satire as a far better response.

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    the koran is full of daft statements/errors/inaccuracies that ignorant people of that age might think were true. if there was a god it would have got the basics right, right? it didn’t. so is fallible therefore cannot be what you perceive to be a god. just some guy talking to himself on the mountain.

  • Adam979

    It’s OK sweetie, calm down.

  • Adam979

    This is a satirical website… Seriously google is there for a reason.

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    perfectly calm, honeybunch.

  • Ali Hussain

    This is a blatent and utter lie. Firstly, look at the website this story is published on. Secondly, for all the Muslims out there, The Highest of the Awliya Allah (Friends of Allah) have not seen Allah..yet a random child has…Absolute Nonsense.

  • Will

    This is satire. It is a joke, not a lie as such.

  • Ali Hussain

    Whatever the case..there are Muslims actually believing this nonsense!

  • thinker

    its a satire site .. this is not real news guys

  • LibertyHawk13

    Near death experiences are completely generated by brain function. He didn’t go to heaven, he had a dream. The boy’s claim that he never heard of Allah before is the most interesting thing, and should be questioned. And did he count the 72 women? Does he know for a fact there were 72? I don’t think so, which opens the rest of it to question as well.

  • Ahmad

    No, it doesn’t sound like it.

  • Muhammad Rashid Turk

    talk to me bulshit

  • Will

    Satire.

    Most near death experiences ARE probably dreams (if not quite all), but this is a satire Website. Joke Websites like this place or The Onion aren’t the place for serious discussions about NDEs, the afterlife, the relative validity of Islam versus Christianity, or ANYTHING else.

  • Will

    Is rellity an actual thing or just a misspelling of “reality”?

  • beaudin

    Not very good satire tho…at least you have to get your fake facts straight: Jesus would totally be in Heaven with Allah and the Muslims — we believe in him too, along with all the prophets beginning with Adam! At least you could have fooled a few more Muslims that the story was true if you had learned a little something about the religion first! Ignorance is not bliss, nor is it funny.

  • jake from state farm

    We live in a world of destruction and violence everywhere. Im done with religion literally skeptics everywhere. I do good deeds and I am a good person. Im happy with who I am and thats good enough for me

  • Natasha

    “unsubscribe

  • Jameson

    Why for fucks sake are you talking non-english when everyone here is clearly talking english. You ignorant piece of crap.

  • Edward Phillips

    13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14 No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. 15 Therefore
    it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as
    servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their deeds.2 Corinthians 11

  • Edward Phillips

    No truth is truth and a lie is a lie . Why should one accept a lie . Jesus being God in the flesh spoke against false belief and false religion .The bible proclaims 13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14 No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. 15 Therefore
    it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as
    servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their deeds.2 Corinthians 11 We all face it Folks …http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1072/1072_01.asp You have a date with forever are you ready ?

  • Edward Phillips

    No truth is truth and a lie is a lie . Why should one accept a lie .
    Jesus being God in the flesh spoke against false belief and false
    religion .The bible proclaims 13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14 No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. 15
    Therefore
    it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as
    servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their deeds.2
    Corinthians 11
    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp Folks where is Muhammad today ?

  • Edward Phillips

    Abu No truth is truth and a lie is a lie . Why should one accept a lie .
    Jesus being God in the flesh spoke against false belief and false
    religion .The bible proclaims 13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14 No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. 15
    Therefore
    it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as
    servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their deeds.2
    Corinthians 11
    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp Folks where is Muhammad today ?

  • Edward Phillips

    you respect nothing but kill and destroy and make other submit .. Jesus being God in the flesh spoke against false belief and false
    religion .The bible proclaims 13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14 No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. 15
    Therefore
    it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as
    servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their deeds.2
    Corinthians 11
    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp Folks where is Muhammad today ?

  • AreYouCrazy

    I have never been on this site. PLEASE tell me it is a satire site

  • Edward Phillips

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp Folks where is Muhammad today ?

  • Edward Phillips

    Jesus being God in the flesh spoke against false belief and false
    religion .The bible proclaims 13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14 No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. 15
    Therefore
    it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as
    servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their deeds.2
    Corinthians 11
    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp Folks where is Muhammad today ?

  • Kamran Malik

    lol and now typical Muslims are just gonna start off ……………..please don’t , i beg of you im a Muslim too

  • Azar Attura

    72, count em, 72. Can that kid count that high?

  • Bawb

    have you read anything else on this site >_<

  • Kamran Malik

    Its a satirical website, heres how to get to websites agenda Home>About ….

    The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide – now including South Sudan.

    Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence – which presses forward.

  • Damnn

    ^ Somebody is on drugs yo

  • Law

    Jesus is on a different level, if he saw Allah and Mohammed he was on the 7th level.

  • mixedfeelings

    Don’t know which satirical message they are trying to relay. That christians don’t go to heaven or that maybe we’ve given psychotic drugs to children for less.

  • Ghulam e Rasol

    Have you actually read the Quran?? I am not sure, if you have then please reply logically and put forth any error/inaccuracies that you might have come across. If really manage to do that then I will join you in bad mouthing Islam etc. Good luck with that!!!

  • Ghulam.e.Rasol

    Do you know who wrote the Bible??

  • Ghulam.e.Rasol

    Mr. Edward, I have question, that why would a christian writer Mr. Michael H. Hart in his book “The 100: A Ranking of the Most Influential Persons in History (1978)” according to Hart, most influenced human history rank the first person on the list the Prophet of Islam Muhammad (PBUH)?. Hart asserted that Muhammad(PBUH) was “supremely successful” in both the religious and secular realms. He also believed that Muhammad’s(PBUH) role in the development of Islam was far more influential than Jesus’ collaboration in the development of Christianity. He attributes the development of Christianity to St. Paul, who played a pivotal role in its dissemination.

  • francisco

    It’s easy to get confused, he was actually touched by the FSM with His noodly appendage. The beautiful women were strippers fresh out of the stripper factory, allah and mohammed were just two random dudes partaking on the beer volcanoes, he didn’t see jesus(pronounced he-soos) because he was already drunk from all the beer, and they were dark because they had been tanning all day in the pirate ships.

  • Ali

    Wow….that’s the most ignorant piece of bullshit I’ve ever heard…… what is your IQ man? 25?

  • Paulius

    The
    Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that
    covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science,
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    now including South Sudan.
    Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence – which presses forward.

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  • Paulius

    The
    Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that
    covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science,
    health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide –
    now including South Sudan.
    Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence – which presses forward.

    Q. Are your news stories real?
    A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real issues in our age.

    Can everyone now chill and see that this is a fake post. Everyone can believe in whatever they choose and both Christians and Islam believe in God in a different way but at-least people can

  • Albion Clarke

    If Islam is true, then the boy WOULD have seen Jesus in heaven, seeing that in Islam Isa (Jesus) عليه السلام is a prophet.

  • Naveed

    By Muslim belief Allah is every where not only in heaven btw and whether boy has seen or not All prophets suppose to be in heaven including Jesus.

  • basspig

    A dying brain is not a rational observer of reality. Laced with religious beliefs, the dying brain imagines what it is consistent with beliefs held either consciously or subconsciously, in the final moments of consciousness.
    I wonder if this story was planted by a Muslim. Clearly, they want to make America ready for Sharia Law, and convincing already dillusional religious people that their ‘god’ is not “Jesus” but “Mohammad” is an important step toward a religious takeover of a nation.

  • Shy

    To all of you and your uneducated chit chat allah means god in arabic. Islam is a religion of peace and very similar to the beliefs of christianity and buddism. It is disgusting to read such close minded people speak so rudely about a religion which comes hand in hand in the population of this country. So learn again as there is only one god whether in english God, in arabic Allah and many decedents as Jesus and Mohammad . Think before you speak

  • benny

    i totally agree man, what kind of absurd theories do people come up with these days, as well as christianity being a false made up religion to copy islam but also fake comments and theories, absolutley crazy.

  • E.T.

    Well..at least he didn’t see Elvis!

  • Marie Peterson
  • FaDDi

    wow, so many people fightinh over something that’s not even real, and ignored the acctual message behind this SATIRE!!! article
    And FYI Muslims and Christians worship same God, the difference is Muslims call Him Allah, and Christians call Him Father and then there is the difference of opnion about the trinity.

  • SERVRNT ALLAH

    Mr WINTER can you show or describe anywhere Jesus says his the god or the Crater of all mankind can you please tell me that?thanks

  • FaDDi

    To you be your religion, and to me my religion (Islamic Monotheism).

    By the way also check this link http://higherperspective.com/2014/05/1500-year-old-bible-claims-jesus-christ-crucified-vatican-awe.html

  • FaDDi

    The child who saw Jesus was simply schizophrenic or dreaming or Helucinating as a result of sub concious mind, thats the bottom line of this article.

  • non believer

    Your religion is nothing more then a modify copy of the christian bible… so you and christian believe in the same god you too just call then by different name..
    Either way is a old book with no foundation outside of a group of people finding a way to fool the common

  • non believer

    Christianity nor Islam are peaceful religions.
    both believe in murdering people outside of your failth or different.
    Both control woman and there right..
    Your acclaim gods are more like evil then good.
    kill,murder,burn,killing of woman and children..
    Yet you fools call your god loving..
    Please tell me the drugs your smoking…

  • SK

    lol

  • KH

    if it is satire then daily currant should not have published it as it could have effect both communities, and if it is truth then we all should accept it, while Muslims and Christians should respect each other’s opinion as religion is always very sensitive topic. Thanks. nice comments i liked it.

  • Matt

    The child’s claim in the movie “Heaven is Real” was readily accepted because it reinforced the beliefs of those around him. Where as the child in this story gave an account that conflicted with his parents’ point of view, which they dismissed as being a result of a disorder. It pokes fun at the double standard people have towards readily accepting claims that reinforce our current views, rather than viewing contradictory information as a pathway to a different view. Also it pokes fun at the whole “Jesus is white with blue eyes” view popular in certain circles of Christianity.

  • bilal javed

    winter hannah ward first do your research on quran then say what u have to say.and i must say people like you have no sense at all we are muslims and im proud of it but im not using bad words to describe your religion because im a muslim so u better shut ur crappy mouth. thanks

  • bilal javed

    hahahah i hope ur not on drugs first think and then talk and i dont no where.s that thing we used to call common sense!!!

  • Qomar Rindukan Syari’ah

    Subhanallah….

  • Maruan

    I seek protection from God against the Devil,
    In the name of God,the Most Gracious,the Most Merciful.

    2:6 Indeed, those who disbelieve – it is all the same for them whether you warn them or do not warn them – they will not believe.

    2:7 Allah has set a seal upon their hearts and upon their hearing, and over their vision is a veil. And for them is a great punishment.

  • Qomar Rindukan Syari’ah

    What is meant by the false apostles was Paul. because Paul came after Jesus’s death and claimed to be an apostle, but was formerly in the slaughter of the followers of Jesus. Paul lot of repealing the law and Jesus. Is arguably the apostle if he just removes the laws that have been recommended Jesus and then Paul makes new laws. Jesus said the little boy was innocent and the real heavens but Paul says that all children have the original sin, Jesus said, “Hi israel .. he is the only wise God our Lord ..” but Paul says Jesus was God … and more more …
    So Paul can be regarded as “intruders” to destroy the teachings of Jesus …
    While the prophet Muhammad glorifies Jesus, but do not lift it into a god because Jesus was just a prophet.

  • Qomar Rindukan Syari’ah

    please find the truth, Mr.Todd

  • Qomar Rindukan Syari’ah
  • musk

    she said, the Jesus that all of christian claim as their god isn’t die yet, he is there somewhere at the other world,, “the world after death”…. and, he is not god actually, he is prophet, the second last prophet, more accurately, one of Islam’s apostle or messenger from 25 total all of them… then she said, The prophet Juses or Isa in Arabian language, He will come back to this world during doomsday… and what he will do is strengthen ISLAM,, not bring the NEW FAITH OR RELIGION….
    any way, before any of you want to talk trash about another religion or belief, please make research and understand about it first, I know it is hard to change ourselves for a new thing that our family and we do not ever done before….
    but, I suggest to all of us try to study it, so that you will never regret when you die soon…..
    at least i’ve try to show you the way…. coz i love to see many people in this world in heaven soon…. :)
    by the way here is the link for more information about doomsday in Islam, and there are also included story about Jesus….

  • wthisthis

    if you do realise right, 72 women and he didnt lose count of it

  • Ray

    Oh, this is satire… well, if it’s that way. It explain why this thread so weird

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    luckily i’m not religious. that would be an idiotic state to be in. keep drinking the kool aid. as for all the qu’s above….. do your own research and open your eyes, engage your brains. if that doesn’t work… please continue to cultivate your zabiba!

  • lmao

    Lmao. Look out, the religious zealots are here.

  • Lmao

    Yeh and on other news, Steve Jobs is in heaven and almost done reinventing it. – http://dailycurrant.com/2012/10/05/steve-jobs-reinventing-heaven/ Wait…where’s Allah? Maybe Jobs told him to rebrand.

  • Lmao

    This is a satire website you blinded fools.

  • Lmao

    What if….he counts and finds 145 boobies?

  • lmao

    In a satirical website. Come and get it! The truth now on satire websites!

  • Lmao

    Ah, you are the man who orchestrated this madness. I love it. Kudos, sir.

  • Lmao

    At least you question. Well done. This is clearly a well know satirical website.

  • The_Magic_M

    Assuming for a moment this article WASN’T satire:
    How would the boy have been able to see *everyone* who was in heaven and therefore able to deduce who was *not* there?
    It doesn’t even make sense if you accept it as “real”.

  • The_Magic_M

    Obviously how ridiculous it is to accept “I died for 3 minutes and saw Heaven” as any “proof” religions are more than make-believe.

  • powerbase

    Actually the Muslims and Jews worship the same God. Christians who also worship the same God but also a different GOD, the LORD GOD, JESUS CHRIST. To know what’s up, whoever makes the 7 year treaty with Israel and its enemies is the Antichrist which marks the start of the Tribulation. The first 3 1/2 years will be the holocaust of the Christians and the the last 1/2 of the Tribulation will be holocaust of the Jews. The mark of the beast will alter your DNA and render you unfit for Salvation. The immortality that it promises like the promise of prosperity of Ronald Reagan’s trickle down economics will be short lived. We can expect 95% of the population to be destroyed with the Earth along with it. For that to happen America has to be wiped out. With an imminent first strike of thermonuclear missiles and vast reduction of nuclear arsenal and technological superiority, that will happen first. Of course the Elite will have you suckers focused on Global Warming.

  • powerbase

    So when you are clinically dead, it is all a dream? And you have witnessed this?

  • powerbase

    Why? Just because once you screw them they are still virgins? If not, does it make them less desirable? It’s like getting a divorce because your spouse in no longer a virgin after the honeymoon because she knows how badly you suck in bed unless the virgins are male and you are gay. What do you have against feeble minded people?

  • powerbase

    JESUS is the LORD GOD who created the Universe to his disciples. If JESUS is not real, prove it by praying to HIM and ask HIM if HE is real to show you. Ask nicely and you won’t regret it! JESUS loves you Boembalo!

  • powerbase

    It is satire but the subject matter is not. But it is possible to count things using arithmetic which is only possible when they exist. Otherwise if you count things that don’t exist, does it really count? If he was black would he be saying everybody had lighter skin?

  • powerbase

    Sometimes you have to laugh smarter to be smarter.

  • powerbase

    Love thy neighbor as thyself. Not more than yourself. Not less than yourself. Neighbor is not your brother in CHRIST. Neighbor is everybody. Go out and make disciples out of the nations. Not Christians. How are you doing, brother?

  • Justin Ahlquist

    Just like the book of mormon

  • powerbase

    Meat instead of milk?

  • Kathi Benoit Fuller

    Um… when was the last time you went to a church, temple, synogogue or mosque?? Peace is a central message in all of the major religions. Of course, there are extremists within every human institution, including atheism…

  • powerbase

    A man convinced against his will, remains stronger of his opinion still. The milk of human kindness will win more disciples than the strong meat of condemnation. Save that for the Pharisees and the hypocrites.

  • powerbase

    Which one? The King James?

  • powerbase

    So does the King James and all translations of books in one language to another, especially when they span centuries let alone millennia.

  • powerbase

    Mr. SERVRNT ALLAH:

    John Chapter 1:

    1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
    2 The same was in the beginning with God.
    3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
    4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
    5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
    6 ¶There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.
    7 The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all men through him might believe.
    8 He was not that Light, but was sent to bear witness of that Light.
    9 That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.
    10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
    11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not.

    The WORD of GOD is JESUS. His own were the Jews who crucified him and received him not. You can be grafted in, in their place.

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    WGAF all BS anyway. and the koran is a poor copy with a slightly different desert goat herder POV

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    yeah, you can’t change the mind of a religious nut except to convert him to some other religious BS! or at best, very difficult. cult de-programming takes time.

  • Bob Trieger

    What is your point, fanatic?

  • Bob Trieger

    Fuck that! Idiocy/religion should be respected by nobody!

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    well it’s been fun. religious nuts have found each other so please keep talking amongst yourselves. see who can convert the other! ha ha

  • Bob Trieger

    The followers of any and every religion believe nonsense.

  • Bob Trieger

    Jesus mows my lawn

  • Bob Trieger

    It just goes to show. People that are gullible enough to believe in god will believe anything they read.

  • powerbase

    Sir, do you know what spam is?

  • KH

    Thanks Bob, being religion less you are right, but please keep your idiocy of not respecting others with you only as you alone cannot change this world.

  • powerbase

    Paul was struck down by JESUS on his way to Damascus. HE used Paul to usher in the Age of Grace. The Age we are in now, the Church Age. It is the only Age you can be saved, is when the Book of Life is still open. It has been claimed by some that we are on the Last page of the Book. If you are not in that book, you cannot be saved. The book will be closed soon during the Tribulation. JESUS is not only a prophet, JESUS is LORD. Wherever you see LORD in the Bible even in the Old Testament, that is JESUS. Most Jews don’t even know that.

  • KH

    Thanks BOB being religion less you are right, but please keep your idiocy of not respecting other with you only as you alone cannot change the world. Love Your Religion and Respect all religions.

  • powerbase

    I was on drugs and I wrote the 1%-99% analogy of Wall Street in July of 2009. It was Maui Wowee of the LORD’s sativa. JESUS is the Alpha and Omega the text and the numbers of the Universe. HE is not only the Word of GOD, HE is the Mind of GOD. Words begin and define all understanding but never complete it. Something a Steve Wozniak would understand, do you?

  • powerbase

    Somebody who is not me is lucky yo, unless he is smoking crack or indica then he is stupid.

  • powerbase

    You do know this is blasphemy, right? Yes, many of us know that it is satire.

  • powerbase

    With religion there is no peace, there is only war, poverty and destruction. Politics isn’t any different. How bad will it get before you see it?

  • powerbase

    By Church do you mean a non profit organization classified as a 501 C 3 as depicted by the IRS the very entities that have left JESUS CHRIST?

  • powerbase

    I take it, you are not on probation. To think it grows on orange rind and is illegal and that which makes your son’s breast grow and lactate risperdal and is a frontal lobotomy in a pill is used to give him brain damage so they can claim that pot causes brain damage so he can’t see the world is still flat…!

  • leftocracy

    Turns out it was 72 Virgils, not virgins. Virgils are like the guys in “Deliverance”. Some’s getting a big surprise.

  • RaeJae

    SERVRNT ALLAH The bible says In John 1:1-4,and verse 14
    -In the beginning was the word, and the Word was WITH God and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God.All things were made through him and without him was not anything made.
    And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us and we have seen his glory,glory as of the Son from the father,full of grace and truth.-

    I hope that is a good enough explanation for you.

  • ritz

    EXCUSE MEE !! please mind your tongue ! just because you don’t belong to the religion Islam you have no right to be soo rude and insensetive ! this is what your religion has taught you ? no values or any sort of manners ? people like you call muslims or talibans intolerant extremists, what are you then ! no one has the right to criticize any caste, colour religion or creed And what do you mean by Allah does’nt turn up ! has any God turned up? have you seen Jesus or Bhagwan ? and as far as the Hadith is concernerned they are authentic ! what prove do you have that they are not! riots and kidnap ?? seriously ?! this is ‘nt a matter of religion you illiterate goof ! no religion in the world can preach violence or such obliteration ! thats the reason religions came into existence, to ensure rules and regulations. this violence is caused by us humans who have no fear and faith in the power of God! and by the way slave girls were common in the oldern times ! i mean king Henry viii had six wives ! i’m sorry but if you’re that ignorant and callous then keep your mouth shut! first have the core knowledge in history and religion then speak !

  • SADIK

    NOT MY POINT AT ALL. BIBLE IS THE REFERENCE. SO ALL COMMENTS AND CREDITS MUST BE MADE TO BIBLE IT SELF.

  • Zama Mohammed

    1. This is satire.
    2. Allah is not real and neither is Jesus.
    3. As a former muslim i know that you’re promised 77 virgins, contrary to stereotypical american approximation of 72, so it’s not authentic.
    4. Muslims will read only what they want to believe and naturally Christians will invalidate the whole post and this article will do what it was meant for, breed conflict amongst idiots.
    5. This is satire.

  • Ahmed

    What he said is what we (Muslims) already believe in !
    I was shocked of what he talked about .
    72 woman is a real number of what we call them ” Huriah ” a beautiful woman in heaven , u get this Number if you a true believer .
    May Allah bless him .

  • bing bam

    bad satire… so not funny

  • bing bam

    read the onion for satire from talented writers… or watch South Park… this is just stupid….

  • miri
  • CoreyD97

    http://dailycurrant.com/about/

    Read the first question.

  • CoreyD97

    http://dailycurrant.com/about/

    Read the first question on the faq.

  • CoreyD97

    http://dailycurrant.com/about/

    Read the first question.

  • Thomas Favors

    Of course he does, his comment is satirical. You need to pay more attention

  • Thomas Favors

    Guys, we need to stop telling people “You know this is a satire right” because they do know. You don’t need to be told it is a satire to know that. Some people are making comments that are clearly satirical themselves, which is totally okay, but then their joke is killed by people who just don’t get it. If you cannot tell the difference between satire and reality, do some quick google research and come back.

  • unclesamonmars

    Translation. It makes fun of the invisible guy in the sky in which you believe, therefore, not funny.

  • unclesamonmars

    Go seek a sandwich, Dagwood. Nice first post.Did you just clear using the internet with your guard?

  • unclesamonmars

    You need your meds adjusted right now.

  • unclesamonmars

    Another clown in need of a meds adjustment.What’s it like to live in fear of tripe?

  • unclesamonmars

    Everyone knows Elvis, JFK and John Lennon live in a castle on Sardinia.

  • unclesamonmars

    Absolute drivel.

  • unclesamonmars

    They’re smoking the Ten Commandments, rolled up in the Torah and filtered through the Koran.

  • unclesamonmars

    Your brain is DOA. This is satire. Wake the fuck up.

  • unclesamonmars

    Your brain is in a bucket, correct? Cuz you ain’t usin’ it.

  • unclesamonmars

    Can you send me a paper towel to clean the Coca Cola off my laptop screen?

  • unclesamonmars

    7th level of what? Donkey Kong.

  • Zahraa

    I totally agree that was so stupid!

  • unclesamonmars

    Can you? It may be your IQ but that doesn’t mean you understand the concept of 72.

  • unclesamonmars

    Do you not grasp clicking on the homepage of a website to see what it is about?

  • unclesamonmars

    Shut the fuck up, Donnie! The first book of the Dude.

  • unclesamonmars

    Please take a number and sit down in the back of the room with the other clueless posters.

  • unclesamonmars

    Purchase a dictionary. Look up satire. Then, face-palm yourself.

  • unclesamonmars

    Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner.

  • unclesamonmars

    You are a blatant twit.

  • unclesamonmars

    Not The Currant’s problem, although I’m certain you believe it’s their problem.

  • jdeffec

    That is just sad. No one should judge a kid that just died. No one should judge religion…that father really needs to respect his sons death and belief…he needs some meds for disrespect…pronto!

  • unclesamonmars

    Amen to that! Doh!

  • unclesamonmars

    I’m headed to 7-11 for a Coke. Is he down there?

  • unclesamonmars

    And Christianity doesn’t?

  • unclesamonmars

    Wrong. Jesus is outside, cutting my lawn.

  • unclesamonmars

    You need oxygen.

  • unclesamonmars

    Thanks Alan Einstein.

  • unclesamonmars

    It was 72 Virginia Slims cigarettes.

  • unclesamonmars

    You received an “F” in “plays well with others” , didn’t you?

  • unclesamonmars

    Damn! I didn’t see this post and I just used that.

  • unclesamonmars

    You have a gas leak in your house.

  • unclesamonmars

    Religion is satire. Satire of man’s ability to reason logically.

  • unclesamonmars

    Buying shoes?

  • unclesamonmars

    You need a nap.

  • unclesamonmars

    Do you stare into the sun just to see if it will burn out your retinas?

  • unclesamonmars

    So what’s your story? You hallucinating or dreaming?

  • Larry

    You guys realize this is a fake news website right?

  • unclesamonmars

    Nice PR for your family that you don’t understand satire.

  • unclesamonmars

    So you realized this after your first post?

  • unclesamonmars

    Please sell your computer and cancel your access to the internet.

  • unclesamonmars

    The bible clearly state not to post in caps. So stop it.

  • unclesamonmars

    Go spread some peanut butter.

  • Guest

    the fact that so many people either actually believe this is true or are unsure of it makes me question the fate of humanity.

  • unclesamonmars

    That’s correct. He is a busboy.

  • unclesamonmars

    Where is your grasp of the obvious?

  • unclesamonmars

    Your mom smoked and drank when she was pregnant with you, didn’t she?

  • unclesamonmars

    Rush Limbaugh called. He wants his bigotry back.

  • Mehreen Khan

    the number of people that either actually believe this is true or are unsure of it makes me seriously question the fate of mankind.

  • unclesamonmars

    Don’t get all full of yourself. You are n o more intelligent than Winter Hannah-Ward. If you believe in living in fear of some invisible man in the sky, your argument is invalid.

  • unclesamonmars

    Sonny and Cher? Just Sonny? Just Cher? Am I getting warmer?

  • unclesamonmars

    No. The hip-hop version. Rube.

  • unclesamonmars

    Crater? Is that you dubya?

  • unclesamonmars

    Flying Spaghetti Monster forever!

  • unclesamonmars

    And you are in an abandoned house with a crack pipe.

  • unclesamonmars

    Learn some grammar, spelling and punctuation. At least then it will be obvious you are a loon.

  • unclesamonmars

    Poolah, sei, bagoombah!

  • unclesamonmars

    If you believe in anything the church tells you, you need meds.

  • unclesamonmars

    I have a date with a hooker? Are you ready to loan me a $100?

  • unclesamonmars

    But I don’t like Spam!

  • unclesamonmars

    Jesus is the waiter at Enrique’s.

  • unclesamonmars

    You’re going to start crying, aren’t you?

  • unclesamonmars

    If your silly god invented everything, then he invented satire, therefore you are calling your own god lame. You are in trouble young woman.

  • unclesamonmars

    Benghazi! Er I mean Bazinga!

  • unclesamonmars

    What religions say and what they do are as different as night and day. Catholics and child abuse anyone?Anyone? Bueller?

  • jebari soror

    this story couldnt be true because in Islam you cant see allah as he is like no one and he is not a human not a person second thing, the prophet of islam is white and is not of darker color, the thirth thing the virgines of paradise as described on islam are too much fairer than any women on earth so who are darker pepole on heaven, I think may be some one was making some expiriments on the mind of this boy during the surgery to make him say this story for some reason we dont knew, we dont need a dream to prove Allah is true but this pepole are preparing some thing against islam … may be preparing for dajjal

  • Angel

    Obviously we as humans are limited to what we can investigate and establish as a fact….what comes strong though from a story like that one /as far as known facts / is even according to Quran Jesus is with God and Muhammad is dead …so if this story is challenge to a Christian pastor it should be about as equally challenge for Islam….my personal view is that somebody with very low knowledge of basics of Christianity and Islam made the whole thing to prove his believe in Allah and Muhammad…very poor attempt IMO. PAY attention :
    Quote ” SOMEONE named Allah and SOMEONE named Mohammad”.
    ALLAH = Mohammad in appearance.
    Quran does not believe that god looks like man and here there is no distinction in the story about it where it should be .
    72 women …that’s not even in the Quran, dark skin people…so does that prove that God is racist and sexist …where is the equality of women… sounds more like a joke to me. God help us ! The world is getting crazier every day now !

  • unclesamonmars

    Your Thorazine has diminished, dude!

  • unclesamonmars

    Nippleometry.

  • unclesamonmars

    Then it’s “Total Recall”!

  • unclesamonmars

    That’s not all your having.

  • KD Newman

    Only if you believe in myths and fairytales.

  • http://www.facebook.com/prototypeatheist Prototype Atheist

    Atheism is a personal relationship with reality

  • InMyView

    It takes an adult to see One True God in heaven – don`t give this task to a kid.

  • Ahmad Moussaoui

    Isn’t a pastor supposed to have the mental capacity to know that “Allah” is just the Arabic translation for “God”? Christian Arabs also refer to God as “Allah.”

  • Just someone

    Allah is not someone you can see or touch, he can’t give birth and is not born himself, and nobody can be stronger than him. So how could he have possibly seen him if Allah is not even someone physically speaking ? blehhh ..

  • Ammar

    There’s so many problems here…
    In Islam Allah (God) did not speak to the prophet Muhammad directly. He spoke to him through an angel. Muhammad will not see god himself until the day of judgement. This boy is nowhere near as special as the prophet of the religion he’s claiming to be dreaming about.
    Secondly, Jesus is a figure in Islam. However, he’s a prophet rather than the son of god or god himself (I don’t know how Christianity works). Jesus would most definitely be in heaven.

  • Nazareth

    True ;)

  • leftocracy

    It’s only blasphemy if you believe. If you don’t it’s simply free speech.

  • powerbase

    What fear? You mean of the 30,000 guillotines of 800 FEMA camps with over 2 billion rounds of ammo of Homeland Security, Swinehund? I eat pig not like a pig. What you need is a full syringe of Thorazine to complete your faith in modern medicine. How is that a little country like Syria could chase the USS Nimitz out of the Mediterranean (October 2013)? I’ll bet you don’t even know about Benghazi.

  • powerbase

    Everyone does not know spit. How can it be everyone, when it does not include me? There is only us and them.

  • Nazareth

    “O you who believe! take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends
    and protectors: They are but friends and protectors to each other. And
    he amongst you that turns to them (for friendship) is of them. Verily
    Allah guide not a people unjust.”

    Qur’an 5:51
    Narrated Abu Huraira:
    Allah’s Apostle said, “By Him in Whose Hands my soul is, surely (Jesus,)
    the son of Mary will soon descend amongst you and will judge mankind
    justly (as a Just Ruler); he will break the Cross and kill the pigs and
    there will be no Jizya (i.e. taxation taken from non Muslims). Money
    will be in abundance so that nobody will accept it, and a single
    prostration to Allah (in prayer) will be better than the whole world and
    whatever is in it.” Abu Huraira added “If you wish, you can recite
    (this verse of the Holy Book): — ‘And there is none Of the people of the
    Scriptures (Jews and Christians) But must believe in him (i.e Jesus as
    an Apostle of Allah and a human being) Before his death. And on the Day
    of Judgment He will be a witness Against them.” (4.159) (See Fateh Al
    Bari, Page 302 Vol 7)

  • powerbase

    I thought you over educated, feeble minded liberals did not believe in absolutes.

  • Ali Gta Master

    I think this entire story is false BECAUSE muslims believe jesus is in heaven waiting to return back to earth.

  • powerbase

    There he goes again!

  • powerbase

    You are such a piece of work. BTW JESUS loves you! If nobody else does.

  • powerbase

    What’s your #?

  • powerbase

    We don’t have to. Satire is parody of the truth. It provokes people to see the truth in ways they may not have seen it before. What part of provocative do you know understand? Pick up a copy of the Bill of Rights and read the first amendment. Then sit down on your face.

  • powerbase

    The downside is it comes with a loser.

  • SADIK

    IM NOT GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT BIBLE.

  • powerbase

    What are you? God’s gift to humanity?

  • Ali Gta Master

    ISLAM is the ONLY relgion that ACCEPTS Jesus as the messiah Christ, Jesus him self said, THOSE THAT BELIEVE I AM THE MESSIAH CHRIST is the one of true faith, AND WE MUSLIMS DO JUST THAT!!!! SHOW ME ONE VERSE IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS HIM SELF said I AM GOD WORSHIP ME? OR I AM UR GOD.

    DOES NOT THE BIBLE SHOW FIRST DEGREE OF INCEST AND PROSTITUTION? I CAN GIVE U THE VERSES? NO PROBLEM just message me back ye lol

  • Nazareth

    Hadith – Bukhari
    2.440, Narrated Ibn Shihab Abu
    Huraira, narrated that the Prophet said, “Every
    child is born with a true faith (i.e. to worship none but Allah Alone)
    but his parents convert him to Judaism or to Christianity or to
    Magainism, as an animal delivers a perfect baby animal.

  • powerbase

    You do realize there is no coke in Coke?

  • Ali Gta Master

    Actually history tells us PAUL never met Jesus HE CAME 300 years after JESUS so u are INCORRECT THERE MATE

  • powerbase

    Damn! I guess the Vagisil did not work! You are still here! Next time try using Fagisil!

  • Nazareth
  • powerbase

    I wrote the core technology that became the Cloud in 2001. On Advanced Server 2000, using the Corporate Edition of the Enterprise edition of Visual Studio via VBS (Visual Basic Script) piped through ASP (Active Server Pages) it ran a trillion operations (not bytes) per second. Proving that the Mind of GOD on computer can do more in one second than you in a million lifetimes. That is why they .netted me (February 2002). It is your guess what I’m up to now.

  • powerbase

    How does that compare to the one coming out of your face? Where is the fun of letting everyone know that this is satire before they emote?

  • powerbase

    I fail to see the logic as I can see no reason for religion as a reason to pay interest to print our currency and using taxation to force us to pay for it.

  • powerbase

    Did somebody drop you as a baby? Maybe you could apply for Secretary of State working for the State Dept.

  • powerbase

    Steve Wozniak smoked Sativa in the ’70′s and created the fuzzy logic that changed the face of computing forever. What have you done, besides opine, that we should listen to you?

  • powerbase

    And what did you answer him?

  • powerbase

    What do you know of intelligence? Who but the feeble minded knows the in the age of the computer, IQ is vastly overrated? The Mind of GOD on computer of a square millimeter of memory is vastly superior than anything you can do with all your CPU. Where is the logic of that? Of being, ” All brains and no mind?”

  • powerbase

    Good luck!

  • powerbase

    You must be well read, I’ve not seen that version. Does it twerk for you?

  • powerbase

    From all the commentary, I’d say that is obvious.

  • powerbase

    You are so obvious! And oblivious too…

  • powerbase

    If you believe in meds then you believe in the Church.

  • powerbase

    Why are you paying that kind of money? Doesn’t your Mother love you?

  • powerbase

    Sir, you are brutal!

  • powerbase

    Have you read my posts? Like Russia, I’m back!

  • powerbase

    You mean Zeus seducing Europa in Greek mythology is a myth? Which represents the Whore that rides the back of Satan during the Tribulation? That the Mystery Whore of Babylon is not Wall Street? And the Whore that rides the back of Zeus (Satan) in Revelations is not Europe. Ahhwah!

  • powerbase

    GOD does not invent religion, man does. He did but that stopped when HE died on the Cross.

  • powerbase

    Is that your God? What are you going to do when this thread ends? Go back to watching Soap Operas?

  • Angel

    Why did you post that video at all…its not related to the topic at all…

  • powerbase

    How could I be so wrong? Here I thought it to be a news feed for the know spin zone for the likes of Bill O’ Reilly and Hannity. Did not your story about the 37 deaths caused by legalizing Marijuana in Colorado a couple weeks ago make the Headlines? We are still waiting for the body count of hundreds of people.

  • Atan Flybaits

    its no wonder you are intoxicated with gas leak, you are on mars

  • najibah

    so because your son finds the real answer to what most people spend a lifetime trying to find and it is clearly in a different religion …you would call him crazy? and have him put on medication ? what an ungrateful father you are! allah gave him to you and can take him back at any time! did you not just witness that ,when he died for 3 minutes?!this is why he didn’t see you in heaven!.. it so sad that you would accept what your son said about anything/something prior to his death but after allah has shown him what may awaits him you deny his experience? not possible! surely to deny what he says now would be to deny that he was dead for 3 minutes, and he was dead for 3 minutes .so dear “pastor” the world believes the surgeons doctors and the up-to-date machines that all stated he was dead for 3 minutes, and the fact that he” never heard of Allah before this, ” validates any and all claims of the boys honesty .if you were an educated pastor you would, not only know why he did not see jesus in heaven but would know whom is the comforter thats the bible so highly speaks about- Muhammad peace be on him. thus you would recognize that your sons station in islam is far higher than that of yours as a pastor now ,and instead of calling him everything short of a liar-on national tv(so to speak) you would hurry to find the truth yourself all the while helping your son to find out more on this beautiful man prophet Muhammad peace be on him.and the pure religion Islam.

  • Satan

    Everybody makes me out to seem like such a bad guy!

  • Salam Muddathir

    Its funny how some people can turn something like this into offensive discussions. I respect all religions but Christianity never said disrespect Islam . Also we believe in Jesus , but we believe the final prophet is Mohammad PBUH .. Ever wondered why there is more than 6 Christian categories all they all disagree on so many things ? no ? I thought so .. Its because the Bible was rewritten / edited more than once and by many people .

  • Veve

    I’m muslim, and I’m believe this article is bullshit.

  • Nazareth

    Why not I see they fighting about Jesus(Isa) he is God or NOT If Cristian in Jerusalem and Nazareth believe he was only human why some one he dont have idea he came from USA or Europe believe different LOL You have to live there where he live to know real true all this comments they are so … so….. funny :)

  • l3rodie

    i call bullshit on this article.

  • Miaw

    You do not hv to bother about how he counted it or wtv. If Allah s.w.t let him do it, he will do it, even within a second. There’s no such a thing as impossible in our religion . Islam is not based on logic because if it is.. muslims wouldve gone crazy :)

  • Miaw

    Have you ever read Qur’an? cuz if you haven’t you can just stay silent. And if you have, let me remind you that everything stated in Qur’an is all true, nothing to doubt, nothign is changed since ages ago, and everything is spoken by Allah s.w.t

  • Miaw

    Do you believe the tragedy of twin tower in America was perfectly described in Qur’an? even the name of the road, the timing, the place, and even the shape of the building and Qur’an was made thousands years ago :) no logic and simple.’ Manjadda wajadda’ : ‘If god says “Happen!” it will Happen.

  • Miaw

    Subhanallah. Everything spoken by this boy is all true. If this Website is satire, it will make all the muslims go on rampage too rite? but none of us did. Those who r not muslims can pls just stay out of this as you know nothing so do we towards your religion

  • Miaw

    So desperate to make ppl disbelive? hahahaha chill dude. let him get his opinion. Its none of your business whther he believes or not. and why are you so against this i wonder.

  • Miaw

    um desperate much to make ppl disbelieve? what if muslims say that this everything is true? this website has no right at all to say anything about islam if its not true. but in fact everything here is true.

  • Miaw

    This is too far :) dont mock pls. You dont know things.

  • Miaw

    umm excusme? You are an idiot so pls go to sleep and try to open google

  • Miaw

    the kid is nothing special dude. Do you think its easy to meet all the prophets?! You should be atleasy be rlly grateful if You meet Prophet Muhammad S.A.W.

  • Miaw

    Heaven you idoit. Dont you know that there are levels of heaven? Meeting our God (Allah.swt) and Prophet Muhammad s.a.w is the best thing ever

  • Thatguy

    I would like to remind everyone of the fact that this article is faked…..

  • Jebari soror

    even Prophet Mohammad salla allahu alayhi wa sallam wasnt able to see God in his miracluose tripe called mirage where he went to the seven heaven, God is unseen, only after resuraction on the other life we will be able to see him because we will have different eyes and bodies, also a dead never came back to life, so in reality this cant be true but as a dream it could be true one can dream what ever he like he can even dream God but it do not mean what he see in the dream is the real God but only a symbole his mind use to reach some spiritual missage, dark or fair pepole as well as women or men are also symboles in the language of dream and do not mean the things literally , every thing in a dream have inerpretation, for example dark pepole on the dream mean either wealth prosperity or sickness and wrath, meeting with god on a dream also may be anterpreted in two meanings it depend on the situation of how he meet him it may mean mercy or wrath, because pepole will stand befor god for either grace or for panishement, seeing the prophet mohammad salla allahu alayhi wa sallam is always mercy because he is sent as mercy to the world he is also knewn as a healer to spiritual illness also antersessor for sinners, women in dream mean life , and they are also enterpreted acourding to the situation of how you see them beautiful women mean money because money go quickly as beauty , to see arab darker or brown women in a dream mean too much good, a great good, Allah knew best ,
    while for why he didnt see jesus , although we belive in Isalm Jesus is at heaven and Mohammad salla allahu alayhi wa sallam is dead we belive the spirits of all prophets and myrtyrs and good pepole among them the last prophet are on heaven as Mohammad salla allahu alayhi wa sallam meet in his mirage with other prophets in heaven even though they are dead because what he meet is thier spirits, we also belive there are not only one heaven but seven heavens every prophet is with his spirit on some heaven only jesus is at heaven with his body and spirit as he is still alive, we say jesus is in the forth heaven, so this boy s spirit wasnt in the forth heaven but on the seventh heaven where Mohammad is, it is the higher … this is ofcourse if the whole story is true and not fabricated the only explanation to it is that it is a dream or vision , other wise a dead can never came back to life nor can God be seen with our eyes, not before resuraction on the other life

  • jrs1947

    What a story!

  • FaDDi

    Well said my friend.

  • fzahra

    wooow… this is really an unexpected response. haha
    my comment was just to state that how illogical is this post story all about and not about which religion is right or wrong. anyway…after posted the comment then i realize that this whole page are only post all the satire article.

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    well, he can’t have it back! yeah, i’m bigoted against idiocy.

  • fzahra

    but anyway…its my responsible as a muslim to tell others about islam. so, honestly i’m not the one who have lots of knowledge about Christianity or Mormonism and i dont know what does Bible said and whatso ever.
    so i would like to share these links which can guide you =) (i am confuse either you’re Christian or not)
    anyway….
    1)an article by someone who was a strong christian believer but somehow in the middle….. so please read about her life in researching more deeply about Christianity for years… here>> https://www.facebook.com/notes/aliza-kim/the-truth-that-found-me-why-i-accepted-islam/641091745955586

  • fzahra

    watch this>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294kVmo42xc

    If Jesus was GOD:

    If Jesus was GOD, then why in Mark 12:29 Jesus said “Here, O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord.” The words “our God” indicate that Jesus had a higher God over him, a stronger God than him. Jesus didn’t say “Your God”. He said “our God” which includes Jesus as the creation of GOD.

    If Jesus was GOD, then why in John 20:17 Jesus said I ascend to my God and your God? This tells us that we and Jesus have a common GOD.

    If Jesus was GOD, then why in John 8:28 Jesus said “I do nothing of myself”? Can’t GOD do anything he wills?

    If Jesus was GOD, then why in John 14:28 Jesus said “My Father (GOD) is greater than I”?

    If Jesus was GOD, then why in Luke 23:46 Jesus said “Father (GOD), into thy hands I commend my spirit”?

    If Jesus was GOD, then why in Matthew 19:16 Jesus said “Why call me good, there is none good but One, that is GOD”?

    If Jesus was GOD, then why in Matthew 26:39 Jesus begged his GOD to have mercy on him and to pass the cup to death (kill Jesus in another words) before Jesus goes through the pain of crucifixion? Also see: Jesus’s crucifixion in Islam

    If Jesus was GOD, then why in John 18:38 he didn’t reply when he……… read more here>> http://sunnahonline.com/ilm/dawah/0024.htm

  • sodiko

    Q. Are your news stories real?

    A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to
    address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to
    real events happening in the world

    read more: http://dailycurrant.com/about/

    so, what you are talking about? just an Endless debate?
    they just make us hostile to each other.

  • Angel

    If the boy said he became speechless after seeing the 72 beautiful women than I would believe the story but NOOO….that makes the whole thing unreal ,made up fiction…seeing Allah /who you can not see/ and the dead Muhammad /who is dead in the grave/,not seeing Jesus /who suppose to be with God/ …somebody is trying to make fun with all of us

  • faisrana

    I agree “Truth is truth and lie is lie.” The truth also is, gay priests and gay marriages aren’t on from the path of god.. Christians are and have been changing the laws of God for thousands of years now. What you seem to forget is it all comes with a price… As we know from the past, calamity befall the ones who changed the meaning of gods message.. god hears and sees everything you do to mock him, his books and all his messengers including Jesus and Mohammed… what will you do the day he sends his wrath upon you for you’re approval of his laws being changed? There is still time, come to the path of the truth and leave behind the falsehood. Gay’s won’t be accepted by god, so how can Christians allow this practice to take shelter under the name of Christianity… they have kidnapped your faith and dictate a new belief to you, No room for gays in True Christianity, so the question is… what are you now, you’re not Christian that’s stamped and sealed!

  • Moinul Alam

    where is jesus? wasn’t he supposed to come around a second time or something.

  • Young Mase

    Do none of you idiots realise this is satire?

  • LD

    So if it’s true, the boy was clearly Christian (before he “died”) and it didn’t matter, he made it to Heaven anyway. So I guess you might as well be Christian in case boy was wrong/didn’t-die, but even if he’s right, then you might as well be Christian because you go to Heaven anyway.

    The other puzzling part for me, is how he was able to accurately count 72 women standing around. I think that would be difficult, were they in groups of 10 or something to make it easier for him to count them up? Did he really find them attractive wearing facial covering and robes from head to toe?

  • iydras

    miss zizie, page nie page troll, bukan betol pon berita nie, pure fictional story.

  • Trey Max Jacobsen

    There’s a scientific explanation for near death experiences, they’re caused by a psychedelic chemical we (and most other life) produce known as dimethyltriptamine.

    http://wondergressive.com/death-solved-by-vestigial-gland/

    The pineal gland in the brain produces large amounts of DMT when someone dies. This is also produced when we dream, making it the catalyst for our dreams and meaning we trip on low doses of psychedelics almost every night.

  • powerbase

    So what? I love spam!

  • powerbase

    I’m totally unaware of it. I do know that the history of Israel is an unfolding revelation of America and the world.

  • powerbase

    Then history like the theory of evolution is wrong. Even Peter endorsed Paul as the Apostle of the Gentiles.

  • powerbase

    I’m surprised you did not let him have it. But you made me laugh anyway. You are pretty tough and crusty. I’ll bet inside, you are a softie.

  • powerbase

    Where is Unclesamonmars when you need him?

  • powerbase

    Reason for the Elite to put fluoride in your drinking water, toothpaste and mouthwash. Fluoride kills the function of the pineal gland by calcifying it which shrinks it and dries it up. This prevents your third eye, your mind from connecting to GOD (making a connection to the Universe). Gone is your ability to dream or have visions.

  • powerbase

    Duhhh wuts satire. id dat using a spare tire as a seat?

  • powerbase

    Are you trying to kill the thread or do you just like being a buzz kill?

  • powerbase

    I think the thread goes much deeper than the post. I think the nature of the Daily Currant is one of a great undercurrent.

  • powerbase

    Kind of like the Soap Operas of the ’50′s with a bunch of Hillbillies writing in warnings and advice to those who starred in it except that we can see the letters.

  • powerbase

    How do you know JESUS is not real? Because you cannot see or touch HIM. They could say that about your great, great, great Grandfather and you would know that to be a lie.

  • powerbase

    I believe in GOD so why do I not believe you?

  • powerbase

    So if a stupid person Googles smart and stupid, you won’t be stupid?

  • powerbase

    I know. Religion judges everybody. It has killed hundreds of millions of people along with ideologies. It is a good way to die in so many countries and is getting worse by the day.

  • powerbase

    I see.

  • powerbase

    Stop looking at me!

  • Maryland Girl

    The Bible warms us of false prophets in the end times. I’m assuming your IQ isn’t much higher since you feel the need to insult someone else’s belief.

    With everyone talking about Allah now a days, it is almost guaranteed that this kid heard the name allah somewhere else.

  • Maryland Girl

    To “copy islam” Are you smoking crack? Ummm, Jesus walked the face of this earth about 500 years before mohammed used his cult leader abilities, to begin a political ideology that he hide behind a “religion.”

  • Maryland Girl

    Wow… completely delusional. You can’t make up history as you go. This is why the Muslims are so dangerous. They are completely brainwashed.

  • powerbase

    I went to your link and read the so called Gospel of Barnabas and it wreaked of Blasphemy. Having read the Book of Enoch, Jasher, The Old and New Testaments of various versions, and even some of the books that are in the Catholic Bible not in the King James the wording was all wrong. It thoroughly lacked the feel of the HOLY SPIRIT of all the books that I just mentioned. No matter what book I’m in, I know I’m reading the Bible. It is always like this even before I ever fully read the Bible. Even when I read the Book of Enoch, I knew that I was reading GOD’s Word. The Gospel of Barnabas was not GOD’s Word.

  • Maryland Girl

    Paul saw the vision of jesus, and that is when he was blinded. After three days of being blind, Jesus came to him and restored his eyesight. He did this because Paul was a man of no faith.

    Paul ended up being one of Jesus’s most faithful of servants.

    Muhammed came 500 years after Jesus and Muhammed claimed to be a prophet. In reality, he was nothing more than a murdering, lying, cheating, stealing, malevolent molesting rapist.

  • Maryland Girl

    Paul met the vision of Jesus, and that is when he (Paul) was blinded. He did meet Jesus if you include the spirit of Jesus, which Christians do.

  • Maryland Girl

    Yes, Jesus will return. He does not say anywhere in the Bible as to when he will be returning. As for where Jesus is…. he is everywhere and around us at all times.

  • powerbase

    I take it you visited the site, too and was deeply offended of the essence coming off the pages. But then you feel that way about Christians. All I can say GOD does not try to fool anyone, only man and his religions do that.

  • Maryland Girl

    Ahh, yes. The political ideology based on barbaric hatred to anyone not of the Islamic “faith.” I use that word lightly because a real prophet or God does not possess the hate Muhammad and “allah” possess. There is nothing peaceful or loving about a “God” that tells you to kill all infidels.

  • seif shaaban

    I was actually planning to stay out of this, but you do NOT get the right to say that about other people’s idols annd you to not get to piss on their bbbeliefs, because that will just show people the hypocritical egotistical bbitch that you are.. See how i did nnot innsult YOUR religion? that’s because i dont have anything against it, just against hypocritical assholes like you. :)

  • dsadlowski

    Yep Paul the government guy who could not destroy the movement became one and made the rules up for them.

  • dsadlowski

    NO Paul was hit by lightening not Jesus.

    Going blind for some time is one of the side effects of getting hit by lightening.

  • Aliyah

    The dad should have believed the son

  • dsadlowski

    The old testement is fill with those killing of the infidels of the Jews.

  • April

    Lol you people are so dumb if you believe all this bullshit. The site posts FAKE articles. None of these stories are real.

  • Javen

    This is a FAKE news site. None of the stories are true. They are completely satirical and suppose to be funny….Google it.

  • Yolo

    it was written by Imam Ali- his cousin. Not “some woman”
    Also i hardly consider google/internet a credible source of info.

    Also religious text is not intending to be taken literally. Religious text is very philosophical and all has underlying meaning i.e. “moral to the story”

    An example of this is the book of revelations. Some believe there really was a beast with 7 heads and 10 horns, and some read this story and interpret its moral, and philosophical meaning – thus religion some may consider is greatly symbolic in nature.

    However each to their own. And with that said, you cannot say the Quran makes daft statements- when numerous religious texts, as some my consider may make “daft statements” – i would avoid using that terminology…

    Christianity is a religion of peace and love. Im not seeing much peace or love being projected at the moment.

    And finally i will repeat what has been reposted numerous times in this comments section… The article is Satire, it is a comical exaggeration- it is not a scholarly or academic article!!!

  • Yolo

    The general population really is very uneducated about islam. Please understand not all muslims believe there are “72 women” waiting for them in heaven. Just as Christianity has numerous branches e.g. Protestants, Catholics, Lutherans etc etc So too does islam. And just like a lot of other religions you are always going to have that crowd of extremists who take things to far, and start believing the statements of people in religious positions.

    So please, understand, not all muslims believe that. My sect of islam most certainly does not believe that.

  • 0000

    im muslim .. and im so embarrassed of your comment. Your an idiot.. It is based on logic… the Logic that God is the creator … duhh?? Just like any other Abrahamic religion … *sigh* …. -_-

  • ashar

    hahahahahahahhaa…that is a good one right in between of a string of serious comments…..loved it…

  • powerbase

    And what we get to do about it!

  • powerbase

    So what happened to Ahmed Deedat when he said, “Let us be cursed if our words are false?” Did he not get struck down by a stroke and suffered for 9 long years? Not exactly a blessing. JESUS is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. He is infinity the eternal eye of NOW. You are living in eternity. If you go back forever and ever and ever, you will never reach a time when JESUS did not exist. Eternity has already happen, that is the Alpha. It has yet to happen. That is the Omega. JESUS said, “Before Moses, I AM!”

  • powerbase

    The whole world is delusional. Like the two aircraft proof towers built to withstand the full impact of Boeing 707s brought down in a single hour, in NYC? Bringing down another building that wasn’t even hit? With many eyewitnesses testifying they never saw any of the planes? With millions of pounds of thermate smoldering at 2000 degrees for over two months of the ruins and then blaming it on the Muslims? All because a bunch of camel jockeys were sitting on top of their oil located in the Caspian Sea north of Afghanistan refused to let them build a pipeline? So they began a war against terror to strip us of our rights so they could cause war and strife that never ends? All because the greatest generation let them kick JESUS out of our schools in the name of Capitalism? What makes you think that?

  • powerbase

    Actually she does get to say that according to the Bill of Rights just like you have the right to say what you say, good or bad, right or wrong, It is what it is.

  • powerbase

    I guess that makes you an eyewitness.

  • powerbase

    From what I can tell both you and I also suffer from the need. But you know what? We are not alone. In an age of free speech it tends to be a problem. With a little luck maybe we will find a solution.

  • powerbase

    Logic is the Mind of GOD. Impossible on a computer until a Muslim invented 0.

  • powerbase

    Maybe it is the new Math. Like how can you charge interest to print the worlds’ currencies without bankrupting the world’s economy. Even a 6 year old doing arithmetic could not be that stupid. Is the reason why Capitalism doesn’t work, you eventually can’t print enough money to balance the budget let alone pay off the deficit.

  • powerbase

    I don’t believe the story but I’m still hungry and while I’m not at the end of my rope, I seem to be running out of thread.

  • imgood

    this article is a solid lie. everybody needs to know that. don’t let the internet destroy you people!

  • Diederik

    It’s a hoax, see image.

  • https://www.facebook.com/msniloy এম এস নিলয়

    ব্যাফুক বিনোদন :v

  • melloe

    If you studied the Koran, you would find that infidels did not mean what you think it means. Mohammad said that Christians and Jews were “of the Faith” and should be honored, The reason there are different groups of Muslims, with somewhat different out looks on Christians and Jews is two fold: 1. There somehow was found changes to 1, 3 and a new nine after Mohammad’s death ( Some believe the Uncle who wanted War was responsible )which makes it unclear if the status of Christians and Jews after the Jews supposedly turned down his apostleship changed ( some believe it did ) 2. Some take the original word that Christians and Jews were of the Faith, but their leaders convince them we cannot be a Christian Nation because of our actions. That would not be too hard.

  • fzahra

    please explain to me in response to my comment about if jesus was god then why the verses are saying about jesus talking about his god. how would you explain that to me.

    and what about the very old perhaps the original bible state about the prediction of Mohammed??

    here>> ..Secret Bible in which Jesus is believed to predict the coming of Muhammad as Messiah to Earth has sparked serious interest from the Vatican.

    The £14million (14,000,000 British pounds) handwritten in gold lettered tome, written in the native language of Jesus (Aramaic) , is said to contain early teachings from Jesus, peace be upon him, and more important to Muslims – a prediction of the True Messiah to come after him – namely MOHAMED.

    source:
    http://bit.ly/1l9Qsty

  • fzahra

    wallahua’lam.

    some sharing.. =)
    >> .. Remember the headlines back in February 2013? Every TV News Report, all the newspapers? Proclaiming:

    “GOD TOLD POPE TO QUIT” or “POPE QUITS DUE TO HEALTH ISSUES”

    Yet when Pope Benedict left his position more than a year ago, he told one story to the press, but another story he told to Catholic insiders.

    Now there’s a different story about ‘Why He Quit’ … read more>> http://bit.ly/1l9Qsty

    another one>> “Why Do Priests & Preachers Enter ISLAM?”

    …. how a preacher or priest in Christianity can ever go to Islam, especially considering all the negative things that we hear about Islam and Muslims everyday. Some people are simply curious, while others…. read more >> http://bit.ly/SRBORy

  • powerbase

    I’m sorry but the Illuminati I mean currant would not let me reply to you. My comment was deleted. You will never know what you missed.

  • Rene Neo Scholaticus

    http://dailycurrant.com/about/

    Read this dude and stop ambarassing yourself!

  • MellyDanielsisf321

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  • Mosaddek

    Prophet Muhammad was described about Jesus, Musa, Noah and their activities, life and there work. Prophet Muhammad was never visited on Jesus, Musa and Noah’s birth places when he described about them. Also HE can’t read or write. Never learn anything from any teacher.
    The question is “How he came to know about those messengers?”
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  • powerbase

    I will try this again. This is very heavy and it is getting very hard to post such things on the Internet. I am not a Christian. I am a Protestant so I do not serve mammon aka religion but my LORD JESUS CHRIST which is only by faith. When JESUS was born HE was born a Man because of Mary. HE was born GOD because she was impregnated by the HOLY SPIRIT. HIS DNA was human but HIS Blood was HOLY. It was by spilling HIS Blood that is the remission of sins. Before that they had to use animal sacrifices as there is not remission of sin without a blood sacrifice. Why I don’t know. Who could know the Mind of GOD? JESUS said “I am Way, the Truth and the Life, No man cometh unto the FATHER but by ME.” Salvation is a gift, it cannot be earned by good works. Only by believing that JESUS died for your sins, rose from the grave can you be saved. After many decades of crying wolf by Christians, the Tribulation to many falls on deaf ears. I do not know if you got my earlier posts as they are not here. But in the End Times, the Quran says JESUS will touch down in Damascus. Isaiah 17:1 says. “The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.” In 732 BC Damascus was ransacked but was still referred to as a city in 727 BC, so this has not happened yet. I do not wish ill on the Syrians. I have found Muslims to be kind and wonderful people. There is only one Truth that separates it from all the others, small and subtle as it may be but an all important one based on many truths too numerous to elaborate here. I say this so you may know.

  • Cutenu2

    Wrong. The Pastor does not have to respect evil. Islam is not a religion but an evil satanic cult. There’s no respecting that. Plus, I don’t think the story is true. I question how he knew there were exactly 72 “beautiful women”, and what father says his kid is psychotic?

  • Cutenu2

    John 14:7-10 [7] If you really knew me, you would know my Father as well. From now on, you do know him and have seen him.” [8] Philip said, “Lord, show us the Father and that will be enough for us.” [9] Jesus answered: “Don’t you know me, Philip, even after I have been among you such a long time? Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, `Show us the Father’? [10] Don’t you believe that I am in the Father, and that the Father is in me? The words I say to you are not just my own. Rather, it is the Father, living in me, who is doing his work.

    John 10:30 “I and the Father are one.”

  • Cutenu2

    Muslims do not believe in Jesus. They believe in Isa. Jesus is the Son of God, Isa is not. You are confused as was intended by satan, just like when he beat up mohamed in the cave and he ran to khadija, scared out of his mind.

  • Cutenu2

    You hit the nail on the head. They’ve been making things up as they go for many years. Just like mohamed did.

  • Cutenu2

    Mohamed did not glorify Jesus. He glorified Isa. Jesus is the Son of God, Isa is not. Even if you don’t agree with Paul, Jesus himself said that He and the Father are one. Go peddle your b.s. someplace else, to people who don’t know any better.

  • Cutenu2

    You couldn’t be more wrong. 300 years? Are you saying Timothy and Barnabas were more than 300 years old? Read the book of Acts, which was written by Luke. Are you saying Luke lived to be more than 300 years? Which history are you reading? Evidently the wrong one. At the earliest, the Book of Acts was written two years after Paul’s imprisonment in Rome (Year 62), It could be that Luke said nothing about events after Paul’s first two years of his Roman imprisonment because nothing had happened. This means that he completed the Book of Acts two years after Paul arrived in Rome.

  • Cutenu2

    And you know he got hit by lightning how?

  • Cutenu2

    Yes! And it can be proven by using islamic books. Muslims don’t read their own books.

  • Cutenu2

    She’s not a hypocrite, but she is speaking against evil (and so am I). Islam is evil and so was mohamed, as proven in the islamic texts. Evidently you haven’t been reading the quran or ahadith correctly, or you would know that.

  • Cutenu2

    Way to take everything out of context. But I wouldn’t expect anything less from a muslim that doesn’t even know the quran or ahadith.

  • Cutenu2

    What you seem to fail to understand is that Jesus never commanded anyone to rape children (like mohamed did to Aisha), but Islam does command to kill and rape. Remember Mohamed telling his men they could go and rape the women of a village they destroyed? Remember how the quran says to kill all non-muslims? You seem to be looking at the sins of others and think Jesus co-signed it like mohamed did, but you are so very far away from the truth.

  • Cutenu2

    No kidding. You couldn’t tell it was a lie? Jeesh!

  • fzahra

    oh sorry.. i just realized that i’d interchanged the links in my prev comment .
    here is about the pope> http://bit.ly/SRBORy
    and here about priest preacher chose islam> http://bit.ly/1l9Qsty << here the former PROTESTANTS preacher is telling us his story/journey. so… what do you think about him?. i've met him once 3 years ago anyway. he's great. he's now worldwide known.

  • Greaves

    The fact there is a stock photo for the kids picture, no medical referencing and attempting to debunk another story (which has nothing to do with this article) makes this whole article completely untrustworthy.

  • powerbase

    This is my fourth post. I cannot tell you what I think much less what I know. It keeps getting deleted. I think Skippy never knew JESUS CHRIST. As to the Pope I cannot tell my story but I can say it is all about quantum computing and goes deeper than that but it could be true he did not know JESUS either.

  • powerbase

    How can it be a hoax? I read it on the Daily Currant?

  • powerbase

    You are not going to tell Fox are you?

  • powerbase

    I have posted you five times but how would you know?

  • David

    Notice how nothing of any thing else was in heaven besides what the koran has you believe. This is nothing more than an inept attempt at Islamic propaganda.. It is obvious and vulgar.. The evangelists of his belief system commonly resort to this type of “all or nothing” mental conditioning. It employs no subtlty in doing so and is quit apparent in this “story”… To me this wil now and forever totally discredit this belief system citing the motives and means by which they spread it.

  • Victor P. Muhammad

    Oh, it has to be a fake huh?? How about us being taught a fake all of our lives…………

  • Victor P. Muhammad

    Allah is The “Proper” Original name for God, Yahweh, Jehova. Arm, Leg, Leg, Arm, Head…Allah enough said

  • Winter Hannah-Ward

    yeah, satire, something some followers of your religion would love to ban. luckily we, the non-religious, are not so stupid. please, keep whining on.

  • nathem ziyadeh

    this story is fake . when they say 72 beautiful women . that right there is a myth thats believed by many . there is no such thing as 72 virgins … therefore having read “72 beautiful women ” then i know for sure this is fake .

    all this nonsense to have people buy their book .

  • Thomas Zell

    Lot’s of people see god while in heaven, it’s hardly news. Maybe Jesus was busy with something else at that very moment.

  • Thomas Zell

    Christians worship god, and many have claimed to see him during near death experiences, why would this be considered strange?

  • Thomas Favors

    do you even know what you are talking about here?

  • derp herp

    Yall are retarded this is a satire website.

  • powerbase

    I will let you be the judge. In the age of Political Correctness, what does it matter at this point if people understand the difference between satire or reality? What does it change? Irregardless of what is understood, they will choose to believe what they want to believe. Am I being facetious?

  • Anisa

    I’m a muslim but i think this story is fake for the following reasons:
    1- Jesus is one of the main prophets in Islam.
    2- How all of people over there are dark skinned while prophet Muhamed white skinned ?
    3- The number of women in this story is for martyrs only , and it’s not in the Quran but in Hadith.
    so i think some people trying to mock muslims that’s all
    peace.

  • middle line

    ah come on people .no religion says anything against each other. did jesus tell his followers to drop atom bomb just because of the fun of it? neither did muhummad told anyone to abduct girls and sell them wholesale (boko haram fuck urselves,al queda u too…fuck urselves) and plant bombs in public places. we humans paint religions not as a standard to follow but a pleasant subject to banter ’bout. long live jesus, long live muhammad and long live all other great figures of history who brought people hope.amen amin whatever

  • Xavier

    Clearly, if true, this is a wonderful opportunity for Bobby to meet and discuss with Colton on their experiences. One father sees his faith confirmed the other denies his son, interesting is when something lines up the support does too? Anyway, each person will find out what lies beyond only when their time comes, … unless we live in a time where it stops being unconfirmed speculation and something evident occurs for all to experience/see at the same time.

  • powerbase

    Duhhh….wot duz retarded meen?

  • powerbase

    They beat the Jews, the Mormons and Buddhists in most Money lent to the poor. I never knew who they was or such a thing could even exist.

  • powerbase

    As a born again Christian I’m sure you can do better than that. Or not. I’m sure glad I’m not Christian. As a Protestant my LORD told me to go and make disciples out of the nations. Now I know why everybody hates me!

  • powerbase

    A soft answer turns away wrath, it should take much more of a transgression not to do that, like seeing a guy kick a dog for the fun of it.

  • powerbase

    Wow, is that what happened to you?

  • powerbase

    Who needs an IQ when you have a computer? Unless you are running Windoze. Then you need an IQ of 200 to make up for the deficiency.

  • powerbase

    You are not very sadistic, are you?

  • powerbase

    What if Allah turns out to be JESUS?

  • Z

    Lord Voldemort laughs at your fictitious characters and space creatures. He is the truth…ya buncha jabronis

  • powerbase

    I Googled Bazinga and it’s the second time I heard somebody has watched the Big Bang Theory this week. I think I will catch my first episode. Nobody can call me slow on the take. NOT! I was kind of offended by your initial remarks but I must say you have given me a few chuckles, dudette. Sorry, I did not know.

  • powerbase

    I know! What sacrilege!

  • powerbase

    Like Microspeak that is technically true but so typical like a Microsoft Press computer manual, totally useless. Next!

  • powerbase

    Me too. I luvs my Kool Aid!

  • powerbase

    Oh no! Not the dueling banjos cene!

  • powerbase

    You are suppose to wait until he tells everyone he knows.

  • Guest

    Yeah hahah it was pretty shocking to read that, especially since Allah isn’t the “muslim God”, Christians and Muslims believe in the same God

  • Fredrické Hugo

    His dad is sickening to me. So because his son saw someone other than Jesus, Bobby is suddenly having schizophrenic symptoms? It just goes to show how weak his faith is in Christianity. I don’t think Jesus said to disrespect other religions by thinking they’re on some antipsychotic medications because they didn’t see Jesus in heaven.

  • Mateo

    Ummm… Allah is God in Arab, is the same God we Christians and Jews worship. Jesus would have been in the Muslim heaven because the Quran says he’s a great prophet, yet not the Messiah. About the 72 virgins, that is a myth, it’s not even in the Quran. This is just another fake story.

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  • Allan Hall

    Allah is arabic for “god”, not “muslim god”. For all he knows, he saw the christian god being called by a different name.

  • hateracists

    racist redneck

  • hateracists

    hey redneck, Moses was before Jesus, what about that??? First Learn to separate terrorists from a religious group and learn who teaches what they know to those terrorist groups(Cos you know they only know how to ride camels, right? how they learned all those things?), and what for. People take out your horse glasses all people believe in same god, all religions talk about the same thing, be good, if you will use what it writes in those books for your own sins, than people are doomed to fight each other forever…

  • Keeping it Real

    Are we certain this boy had a vision of heaven, maybe not.

  • Fredrické Hugo

    There’s no such thing as our god and their god or a Muslim God. There’s just one God believed by all.

  • Allan Hall

    I know, I simply used “christian god” to appeal to the bigots.

  • Well Wisher

    wait for the hailstorm and stone rain … wait until the day will come..when everyone will be accountable for there deeds.. WAIT!!!!

  • Well Wisher

    Wait for the hailstorm and stone rain … wait until the day will
    come..when everyone will be accountable for there deeds.. WAIT!!!!

  • Maryland Girl

    It isn’t a religion. If it were, I’d respect it. It is a political agenda hidden behind the claim of religion. You called me asshole… thank you. Normally i’m too politically correct to get called names. I’m glad to see I’m fighting my way out of the politically correct bullish*t

  • dbc2002

    This is clearly fake, just because I’m pretty sure I have never been able to look at a group of 72 people in a room and be able to say “That’s 72 people.” Just because there’s a story on the internet doesn’t mean it’s real. That, and a father would not so carelessly criticize his son by saying he clearly needs antipsychotic medication, let alone take his son’s story to the media if he didn’t believe it, himself.

  • eb sanchez

    you’re all nuts

  • Shawn Ofthedead

    Oops…That wasn’t heaven you visited! That was the hospital kitchen.

  • Antithiest

    He saw another god in heaven? He must be crazy… -_-

  • Amomynous

    Oh, my, oh, my. You folks deep in the throes of your religious diatribes aimed at each other are truly hilarious. Did you not know that the Daily Currant is a SATIRE site? The stories are made up, like the Onion.

  • Tinger12

    http://dailycurrant.com/about/

    Gullible people! lol

  • Jimmy Hoffa

    Great story. Love your work.

  • kerensa Baker

    Excuse me, but you may believe in a god, but I certainly don’t and neither do millions of people around the world. I suggest you rethink using the words “believed by all”.

  • tenorlord

    Tell it to the Father, Son, holy ghost and Mary.

  • Minow

    All I can say is this has gone way far enough. This ia all because some woman named Mary wanted was an excuse to birth an illegitimate son. Look at all the crap it has created

  • jj Depp

    “technically dead” WTF is that?

  • Charles M Taylor

    And once again, the Daily Currant shows us just how gullible people can be. Christians, Muslims and everybody else who thinks this is a real article—

    You’ve been snookered by a parody news page, suckers.

  • Amanda Mayberry

    Because God couldn’t possibly be trying to work through the son to reach the father? Maybe it was a message of love and acceptance. Maybe people should put aside their prejudices and consider that our God and their Allah are the same, and that He want’s us to love each other…you know…like we were specifically told to do. The devil causes divisions, God brings His people together. This pastor should examine his heart, and open his eyes to his son’s childlike faith. The kingdom, after all, belongs to such as these.

  • Busey

    Daddy I saw a milk jug. I think it loves me; I want to learn more about that milk jug.

  • catv1105

    The Daily Currant is a satirical publication. None of this is true. Verify your sources people before you believe anything.

  • mrksbnd

    godfuckingdammit, you’re the single most retarded person I’ve ever seen on the internet. And that’s a tall title since the internet is full of morons. I hope a lightning hits you, then you get shot, robbed and gangbanged, and as you’re laying on the ground afterwards, you get run over by an 18 wheeler just so you die good and don’t reproduce, This, “man” if you will, is evidence of why feeding people bullshit theories and religion (again, bullshit theories) is harmful to society.

  • JIMX

    No wonder. Gods and religions are the world largest scam indoctrinating ignorant people with imaginary things :( Just gullible.

  • MMMMM

    Hey Idiots! You know this website is satire right?

  • adam

    its satire you morons

  • Grocery Store

    So tabloids are online now?

  • tjt72

    Here we go again, people arguing over what their bible says and who/what is right and wrong. Nobody’s right, nobody’s wrong. We just believe in different things. Realize it, accept it and let it go people. Life is too short to argue whose religion is right.

    We should be talking about the actual story and the fact that the dad is the one who needs meds or help, thinking he can talk about his own son like that. The father should let his son explore his own thoughts and feelings about things in life and not judge. The father can maybe guide him and talk to him about the different religions out there. To say that his son has a mental disorder just because he saw people from the Islamic religion is disgusting. If he was to actual deal with someone in his family with a real mental disorder, he will know what it’s really like to go through it.

    Mental disorders are very serious. He didn’t wake up one day to find his son talking to himself, talking to things that aren’t there, going into manic modes, almost being violent for no reason and hearing voices in his head. Now that’s a mental disorder, not seeing people from a different religion than what he was brought up in. The father should thank his God that his son doesn’t really have a mental disorder and just let his son be.

  • nicolu

    @ali, so tell us how your prophet that NEVER prophecied anything made out will ya? LOL. Scumhammed was the product of incestuous relations with his uncle and was a pedophile to boot. THIS is muscums version of a perfect man?!? sick bastards…

  • nicolu

    hey stupid, everything you just posted sounds like personal experience that happened to you, bub LOLZ

  • nicolu

    fuck off muslim and die

  • via124

    does no-one here realise this is satire?!

  • Martha Leah Nangalama

    Mrksbnd, are you angry? hahahaha

  • Martha Leah Nangalama

    I had the best entertainment for 10 minutes. The comments are to die for. Thanks.

  • mdhome

    Were those 72 beautiful ladies virgins?

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  • http://lovelyelika.blogspot.com Lovely Elika

    anti-psychotic medication?!! with that judgement and prejudice, sir, I’m sure u won’t see Jesus either :|

    AS MUSLIMS, we do believe he is still alive and will someday appear again in this world and bring justice and peace :)

    <3

  • lolz@idiots

    all you buthurt morons are getting all bent out of shape over SATIRE news… ITS NOT REAL..

  • wialno28

    Yes, it is a fake. Please figure out what website you’re on before you speak again.

    I’m in a good mood today, so I’ll even help you (and Annoyed).

    “The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper”

    “Q. Are your news stories real?

    A. No. Our stories are purely fictional.”

    Source: http://dailycurrant.com/about/

  • Zej

    haha

  • Zainab Sajid

    No, they are not brainwashed, lady.

  • Zainab Sajid

    Nope, Jesus is Hazrat Isa. Jus a name difference.

  • Zainab Sajid

    Nope, no proof? Shut up.

  • Zainab Sajid

    Nope, lady. Islam is the final religion, christianity of former times was Islam.

  • Zainab Sajid

    Shut up, you do not know the reality! So kindly stop defaming him. He was a prophet, jus like Jesus.

  • Ahmed

    I’m a Muslim myself but the 72 virgins thing is completely made up and publicized by Western media. Therefore, I think this is extremely fake. Not to mention the visions the child claims to see seem too “perfectly described”.

  • cezook

    The story is satire.

  • Val Dater

    Snopes…lol

  • Val Dater

    You don’t really believe this joke do you? lol. 72 virgins….Ah hahahaa! This was written by an Islamic author or an Atheist as a joke.

  • Uott

    no one has the ability to revert others to Islam, even if the whole wide world gathers to revert a heart of a man or a woman, it won’t happen, until god changes their heart, and shows them of his signs.

    It is only god (Allah: in the Arabic language) Allah alone who revert people to the right way chosen to mankind and that is Islam.

    Have you seen the universe on NASA TV, well the universe is only the first heaven, and man cannot reach the limit of that, there’s the second heaven bigger than the first, the third biggest that the second etc, all seven heavens. God is not a man, is not a creature, god creates all of that your eyes see, man just assembles things, if god didn’t create materials, sun, lightening, etc.. man could not create things from scratch, man are just a creature whom were given knowledge to do things the right way. find out that right way yourselves, ignorance is not the way!!!

    ALLAHU AKBAR ( GOD THE GRACIOUS)

    PEACE : )

  • nicolu

    zainab you stupid muzzies are slaughtering each other WHOLESALE around the world DAILY!! want proof? open up the newspapers and internet sites sicko…f*cking idiot shitslamic c*nt LOLS

  • NiceGuyVan

    Ya few years a go my best friend who is Muslim told me a lot of interesting things about his religion while we both were in the same Theology study class. And I was surprised to know what you just said now, back when he told me. Since then I said ya his religion is pretty respectful and not one to just dismiss.

    Tho I myself Made my own umbrella god up, so I don’t get in anyone way lol.

  • Andrew Tyson

    Sure, when your son’s delusion differs from your own delusion he’s schizophrenic. But if it’s Jesus, that’s a-ok.

    This is why religious people sound dumb to those with functional brains.

  • usman niazi

    What a fake story lolz… is it a spoof? not sure… i am a muslim and i know that essa(christ) is a prophet of Allah… he is still alive up there and will return to slay the anti christ(dajjal) and rule the world for 40 years.

  • Offensive Atheist

    I have to say, the best part of this story is the back and forth among the religious nut jobs within the comments….As if it’s a real story. Examples such as this cause me to lose faith in humanity. You are all sheep being led astray by nonsensical antiquated dogma. If only you could think for yourselves, instead of being told how to think. I believe one semester in an upper-level world history class could have you all doubting your messiahs. Just sayin…

  • Tredbull

    This is all true. Jesus is in R`lyeh with Cthulhu, just waiting for the stars to become right.

  • Hissane

    “Talking non-english,” “talking english…”

    Are you positively sure that what you’re speaking is English? Are you illiterate?

  • Lawrence Lal

    The brave boy din’t see Jesus, why, cause Jesus was killed and crucified by Jews, he was human like us. If he had said I seen God, it might the same as Allah.

  • Chimlock

    “nobody’s right and nobody’s wrong” means that you think that idea is right. FAIL

  • Chimlock

    Let’s throw macro evolution into that religion as well, since its as likely as having a 1000 chimps typing on a type writer and eventually by chance they will write a Shakespearean sonnet

  • vt5150

    Great …. now the Kid will be wearing a Vest in no time !

  • sara

    there is only one god, every nation call him different names, jesus, allah, yehuwa, god, khoda, budha. stop this funny fight and focus on being a good human being

  • Guest

    Was he brain dead? Probably just imagination.

  • Craig Boyer

    Was he brain dead? Probably just his mind and imagination at work.

  • Craig Boyer

    Can the boy draw a picture of this Mohammed person?

  • Obama Lies

    Mohammed,,,,,, the only Prophet WITHOUT a prophecy.

    Mohammed …. the Epileptic, murderer that never performed a miracle.

    But
    leave that aside. This sounds like it’s some balloon boy fraud who’s
    life loser parents will try to get a movie deal from some leftist life
    losers from Hollywood, except they didn’t think it through. Because no
    Leftist Sissy from Hollywood would ever play Mohammad for fear of
    enraging the Jihadist Muzzzie community.

  • Obama Lies

    Yes,,,,, here he is:

  • voice of reason

    It’s ridiculous to think that Christianity is the only religion in the world……if the kid said such a thing……then he didn’t say it cause of drugs or anything……it’s really immature for people to say things like that. Zero religion tolerance and a whole lot of ignorance…..Christianity and islam have many similar beliefs…..instead of saying bs….try and think about things differently…..

  • voice of reason

    You’re contradicting your self……instead of showing religion tolerance you just proved you’re high

  • voice of reason

    Where is jesus today -_-

  • voice of reason

    You don’t see anyone saying anything bad about jesus……have some respect for others…..grow up and talk…..dont be stupid like you’re 5 years old or something

  • Basileus

    Not if you’re a Christian

  • monster

    fuck you nicolu and all those ppl who dont respect other religions…
    fuck you all

  • Todd Avery

    We’ve been waiting for thousands of years now…. Are we there yet?

    You know, I don’t ever call Christianity, Islam, or any other belief system someone has stupid, but it’s rather asinine to tell someone to “just wait until judgment day” basically… That comes after death, according to the religious books we’re all familiar with. Or if you meant Jesus is coming any day now, well… people have said that since the day He died. They thought He’d be right back. As the son of a pastor, I listened to people talk like Jesus would be coming any second now from the day I was born. This is what makes conservative Christians think they can just treat our planet any kind of way – b/c Jesus will be back any minute & it won’t matter. “Just wait” doesn’t educate, inform, or as Christians like to say, “witness” to anybody. It’s like you’re trying to make that person above feel scared – and, I can assure you quite confidently, he or she is not the least bit frightened by it. You’d get further sharing your beliefs… Otherwise, saying nothing at all is probably the more prudent thing to do if you can’t resist issuing a statement that is supposed to sound threatening. I always thought the religious tenets were that you were to share those beliefs to help others come to know God or Allah… Not to whine “You’ll be sorry when Big Daddy gets here to kick your butt for me!” Sheesh.

  • Todd Avery

    What’s not guaranteed is that people here understood that the Daily Currant is a satirical website that writes only satirical pieces that are untrue. So this boy does not exist, & there’s no debate to be had about where anybody heard of Allah (or Jesus, or anybody else, for that matter.) It’s unbelievable to me that this article has drawn out people from the woodworks into an all-out WAR about Islam versus Christianity. I shouldn’t be amazed, given the tendency for this to happen whenever either religion is brought up (or religion in general), but this is EXACTLY why we have wars, terrorists, & buildings getting bombed, flown into, & every other type of destructive power out there one can use. Religion does it EVERY TIME. Why people can’t believe what they believe & let others do the same in peace is not something I can comprehend at all. No amount of explanation will help me to understand that concept. Believe as you do, live by it so long as it doesn’t directly violate anyone else, & let me & everyone else do the same in our own lives. It’s like the damn same-sex marriage stuff – that stuff doesn’t affect me at all unless I’m gay & want to get married, so why am I gonna get out there & try to stop somebody else from getting married if I believe it’s wrong? That’s MY beliefs, obviously NOT THEIRS. So I have no business bothering them about my own beliefs to begin with. And btw, I don’t have any problem with same-sex marriage – just making an example. But everyone should be free to dissent & not be penalized. WTF?? Again… Religion. Every friggin’ time.

  • Todd Avery

    Both sides disagree about which religion came first. Case solved.

  • Mike435

    “And there were 72 very beautiful women all around me.”

    Come on people, this is prank. Wise up.

  • Mike435

    I never heard of The Daily Current before, but it is obviously a humor site.

    http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/661558-christian-boy-dies-for-3-minutes-meets-allah-in-heaven-is-fake/

  • Geza

    a 12 year old in present day USA never heard of allah??? The american public is confronted with “the war on terror” every day in the media. So a 12 year old never saw anything on tv, a magazine, at school about islam. I don’t believe this at all….

  • Geza

    there is nothing in the Bible about respect for other religions. Only that Jesus is the only way to God and no-one else!

  • Thaakirah

    @ Cutenu2: ??(‘_’)??
    Isa in Arabic is Jesus, Just as Yusuf in English means Joseph.

  • powerbase

    By crap do you mean our cesspool based society based on religion and a monetary system that punishes and enslaves the masses using the same tactic of an ancient Babylonian or Media Persian empire of basing economies based on the holdings that favor the wealthy and government, the holdings of gold and silver and the speculation of a World Financial System of a stupid stock market? As opposed to basing the money on the monetary values of the work and service of the people? Where the law is more important than the people where people serve the law but the law serves not the people?

    JESUS spoke out against this. Because of this, HE was crucified. He also said, ” I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.”

    You will know HIS words are true when you see Christians slaughtered and then the Jews to the point of Near extinction. You will know that it is near the end of the age. If you take the rfid chip (the mark of the beast) on your right hand or on your forehead and pledge your allegiance to the Antichrist, you will be cast into the lake of fire forever. I say this because this will soon happen, after Putin takes the Ukraine and restarts the Soviet Union. With over 3 Billion people dependent on Russian natural gas and oil (China, India and Europe), Obama is holding a losing hand. When Russia rises so will the Jews of Germany, the Illuminati and its one world government, the UN. The day of the Free Masons (US and UK) will be over. This is how you will know. When the Jews of America and Britain are holocaust.

  • powerbase

    We will see what happens to you when the Illuminati who owns your Stock Market crashes the economy that your life and faith is based on.

  • powerbase

    I do you agree with what you say just not the manner you used. Muslims are hard to win over as it is. But much easier than Jews and Atheists because they don’t believe in JESUS and GOD, respectively. It was your last sentence that I had a problem with.

  • powerbase

    I beg to differ. Paul was the apostle to the Gentiles. If you don’t know what that is, it is anybody who is not a Jew. JESUS preached the Gospel of the Kingdom. He tried to set up his Kingdom but the Jews had him crucified, embracing mammon, capitalism instead. A lot of people were making a killing off the law and animal sacrifices. JESUS chose Paul to take the Gospel of Salvation to the world, which is the age of the Church. Where Church is the body of Christ, the disciples or true believers and not, the building or organization who fleece the Gentiles using the Law to enforce their agenda of war and religion based capitalism. JESUS himself said, ” I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.” Which is saying HE is the LORD ALMIGHTY GOD.

  • powerbase

    That applies in the US. I’m sure it is much different in areas where free speech can get you killed instead of a debate.

  • powerbase

    I really do fear for Christians caught behind Muslim nations.

  • http://www.esalindatonteria.tk/ Ronil Wazleeb

    Christians are very Crazy! how hasn’t be Jesus, Children sufers schizophrenia…

  • powerbase

    Wow. How epic.

  • powerbase

    I prefer the one I have with JESUS. My reality sucks.

  • powerbase

    Lucky for you they deleted my comment, I will try to word it much more mildly event though I did not use any four letter words like you. I will try to make it simple so even you understand. I am really good at it as I wrote the 1%-99% of Wall Street that made everybody understand. Did you not see the footage of the molten stream of steel pouring out of tower 6? Do you not understand that under normal atmospheric conditions, it is impossible to melt steel using jet fuel? How stupid do you have to be to believe that the jet fuel of a another tower melted the steel of a tower that was never even hit?

    Now let’s see if I can make it so that even an idiot like you can understand. Because of the trade tower bombing, we went to war in 10-7-11 against Afghanistan which had nothing to do with the incident, fool. Virtually alll alleged Muslim suspects were either Saudis or Egyptian. With Pakistan supposedly footing the bill for the airfare. The justification for killing thousands of Americans and millions of Iraqis and Afghans is OIL! At a cost of trillions of dollars and climbing! Mostly due to treating the wounded warriors which from what we can see from the VA, they just don’t have the intent and the money for! How do you justify that, asshole?

    You will note there are huge oil deposits under the Caspian Sea. We have spent 10 years or more of occupation for two wars that we had already supposedly won and will eventually lose. How stupid is that? I think you could do us all a favor and get you a frontal lobotomy. May I suggest risperdal? I know how much you feeble minded bigots with gobs of insurance love our medical system!

  • MashkaTekoa

    what if we don’t beleive in the bible? why do christians like to throw dead irrelevant scriptures at people. get out of your bubble and talk like a normal person, not be condescending because a book told you it was the word of god so you believe every single thing in it.

    Do you even know what Jesus’ real name was? He’s the most quoted prophet in the Koran and both Muslims and Christians worship the same God.

    Islam was started because too many morons were corrupting Christianity.

  • http://www.facebook.com/prototypeatheist Prototype Atheist

    What does Jesus tell you to do? Should we be concerned?

  • allah

    Is anyone here aware that this is a parody?

  • bubibu

    can we just respet each other’s religion?

  • SickleCell

    That’s right – as most of us know, it was made up my an old, hairy,greasy pedophile 1400 years ago.

  • SickleCell

    Ali Bin-Retard, y u no lern engrish?

  • ForReal

    Someone is not reading their bible which was written by people several years after Jesus, who saw “visions” and were “inspired” to writer about incest and prostitution. Please go read your bible.

  • ForReal

    It makes me think. It is part of the Muslim belief that Jesus (ISA A.S.) did not die on the cross. Perhaps that’s why he did not see Jesus (ISA A.S.) up there. Because everyone else died except Jesus (ISA A.S.), and Jesus (ISA A.S.) will be coming back. Poor kid. He is being called crazy because the adults disbelieve. What a shame.
    What the peeps need to realize that this is confirmation that Jesus will be coming back because he did not die.

  • Theophilous

    And where exactly is this command to “respect” other false religions and beliefs? In the bible, since that is the source of Christian beliefs? You better be able to quote book, chapter and verse if you want to convince me that is true.

  • Theophilous

    Sure Ali, Here you go.

    John 14:9 “Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Shew us the Father?”

    Jesus is claiming to be God.

  • Theophilous

    So the videos the hijackers made prior to the attacks and bin ladin claiming credit for the attacks is a false flag?

    Powerbase, you are seriously delusional. Please go back on your meds before you hurt someone.

  • Theophilous

    You know, your posting has been predicted in the bible almost word for word.

    2 Peter 3:3-5 “Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:

  • Theophilous

    No, that is incorrect. If you look at the attributes of Jesus and Isa, you will see that the two are very different.

    Jesus is the second person of the trinity who was raised from a death on the cross.

    Muslims say that Isa never died on the cross and was never resurrected.

  • Omar Ayyubi

    I hope that this boy will convert to Islam.

  • Ali Gta Master

    That is NOT Jesus saying I AM GOD worship me. You Christians like TWISTING words of the bible to suit ur own NEEDS no where in them VERSES Jesus is SAYING I AM UR GOD AND WORSHIP ME, HE CLEARLY IS DESCRIBING TWO BEINGS GOD AND HIMSELF. IN CONTEXT LETS READ THE verses that came BEFORE THESE, there is something CALLED “CONTEXT” which means UNDERSTANDING THE FULL STORY AND NOT PICKING OUT VERSES TO SUITE UR GAIN. and TRYING TO SOUND SMART AND PUTTING WORDS INTO JESUS MOUTH ” JESUS IS NOT CLAIMING ANYTHING”

    (John 5:37)–“”And the Father who sent Me, He has testified of Me. You have neither heard His voice at any time nor seen His form.”

    (John 6:46)–”Not that anyone has seen the Father, except the One who is from God; He has seen the Father.”

    So what does that VERSE mean well in John 6.46 Jesus is CLEARLY saying THE FATHER HAS SENT ME AND ONLY HE SAW GOD, So who was sent “Jesus” WELL done ur learning and SO WHEN THE QUESTION WAS ASKED IN JOHN 14:9 “Philip CAN I SEE GODS FACE, JESUS SAID WELL I WALK AMONG YOU SO THERE IS NO NEED TO SEE THE FATHER AS I HAVE ALREADY SEEN THE FATHER AND WHAT HE DOES I AM HERE TO DO”

    so again WHERE ARE THESE MAGICAL WORDS where JESUS SAYS I AM GOD WORSHIP ME?

  • Ali Gta Master

    So YOU would ignore the words of ur lord and saviours and LISTEN to a guy who had a vision of Jesus LOOOOOL, like i said ITS COMMON SENSE if YOU LIKE LISTING TO A PERSON WHO HAD A VISION OF JESUS THEN I TO had a vision of Jesus spirit come to me and say well Ali you know that guy powerbase he can fly of a building and spit fire from his mouth, please start following me, Everything Jesus did WE BELIEVE but paul comes along and brakes everything in his so called vision

  • Ali Gta Master

    Actually NONE OF THE BOOKS WERE written by the authors they so claim, I suggest you read the bible and manuscripts again SINCE THEY SAY “ACCORDING TO PETER”, ACCORDING TO MARK. ACCORDING TO PAUL.

    Last time I checked the English dictionary according to means “Based on what is said” Or “Possibility of happening” LOOOL

  • Ali Gta Master

    Paul was a idiot, he CONTRADICTED every single teaching of JESUS, Jesus is telling you I am not GOD, that guy makes him a GOD, Jesus tells you don’t eat pork or drink Paul says ye all is fine, Jesus was circumcised, paul then said na its fine leave that crap on, Jesus says Pray to ur one and only LORD, Paul goes pray to Jesus, Jesus said i am not here to brake a single law of Moses, one of which was MAN CAN NEVER BE GOD, PAUL brakes Moses law by making Jesus god, TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE PAUL WAS THE DAM ANTI CHRIST WHICH JESUS WARNED US ABOUT, JESUS TELLS US ONE THING PAULS LIKE FUCK THIS AM MAKING MY OWN RULES CAUSE I MET HIM IN MY DREAM LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • William Harper

    Agree. Christians never stretch the truth and the Bible is still the same as the day God sat down and dictated it.

  • Ali Gta Master

    Jesus is not THE REAL NAME OF YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR its YAHWA which translated in to Aramaic its Isaya in Arabic ISA so who in the world is “JESUS”

    Go look up ur history :) Jesus spoke Aramaic and Hebrew and his NAME IS YAHWA not JESUS :)

  • Ali Gta Master

    wtf. Jesus is with GOD ALIVE not some Doctor who episode Read the Quran again

  • Theophilous

    Hi Ali,

    First of all, calm down a little. All those caps are like trying to shout down someone. Let’s take a look at what you asked for.

    “SHOW ME ONE VERSE IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS HIM SELF said I AM GOD WORSHIP ME? OR I AM UR GOD.”

    So you were asking for one verse, where Jesus identifies himself as God. When Jesus says that “he that hath seen me, has seen the father,” seems pretty clear that he is identifying himself as God. But if you need more, here are a few.

    Matthew 23:34 “Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city:”

    Who sends prophets to Israel? Answer God does. Who did Jesus say sent prophets? He did. Jesus is saying he is God.

    Matthew 28:18 “And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.”

    Who has omnipotent power? God does. Who did Jesus say has all power? He said he does.

    Who sits on a throne of glory in heaven? Who will judge the dead? God does.

    Matthew 25:31-32 “When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:”

    Jesus, the son of man identified in this verse, has a throne of glory and is making judgment.

    Who alone has the power to forgive sins? God does.

    Matthew 9:2-7 “And, behold, they brought to him a man sick of the palsy, lying on a bed: and Jesus seeing their faith said unto the sick of the palsy; Son, be of good cheer; thy sins be forgiven thee. And, behold, certain of the scribes said within themselves, This man blasphemeth. And Jesus knowing their thoughts said, Wherefore think ye evil in your hearts? For whether is easier, to say, Thy sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise, and walk? But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (then saith he to the sick of the palsy,) Arise, take up thy bed, and go unto thine house. And he arose, and departed to his house.”

    Mark 2:5 “When Jesus saw their faith, he said unto the sick of the palsy, Son, thy sins be forgiven thee.”

    Luke 5:20-21 “And when he saw their faith, he said unto him, Man, thy sins are forgiven thee. And the scribes and the Pharisees began to reason, saying, Who is this which speaketh blasphemies? Who can forgive sins, but God alone?”

    Luke 7:48 “And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven. And they that sat at meat with him began to say within themselves, Who is this that forgiveth sins also?”

    Jesus, in saying that he has the ability to forgive sins, is saying that he is God, and this was recognized by the people who heard him say this.

    If Jesus is not the second person of the trinity, and correctly identifiable as the son of God, and is only a prophet, then anyone that made this assertion in front of him would be corrected as a prophet would not allow anyone besides God to be worshiped. Muslims deny that Jesus is the son of God because they say that God cannot have a son.

    Was Jesus ever identified as the son of God and the person making the identification rebuked or corrected?

    Matthew 16:16-17 “And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven.”

    Mark 14:61-62 “But he held his peace, and answered nothing. Again the high priest asked him, and said unto him, Art thou the Christ, the Son of the Blessed? And Jesus said, I am: and ye shall see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.”

    John 6:69 “And we believe and are sure that thou art that Christ, the Son of the living God.”

    Jesus claims to be the son of God. Not once, but multiple times, and never corrects any human who so calls him.

    Who can resurrect the dead? God alone can do that.

    John 11:25-27 “Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this? She saith unto him, Yea, Lord: I believe that thou art the Christ, the Son of God, which should come into the world.”

    You say that Jesus never said I am God, worship me. I have shown you passages where Jesus identifies himself as God and accepts worship as God.

    I have met the criteria of your question. I have demonstrated it in multiple verses.

    Now you claim to be a muslim, do you not? Then explain to me, from your own supposedly holy book, from what substance did your god, allah, create man?

    “Proclaim! In the name of thy Lord and Cherisher, who created – created man, out of a mere clot of congealed blood. “– Sura 96:1-2

    “It is he who has created man from water “– Sura 25:54

    “We created man from sounding clay, from mud moulded into shape.”– Sura 15:26

    “Amongst his signs is this, that he created you from dust.”– Sura 30:20

    “God createth what He willeth: When he hath decreed a plan, He but saith to it, “Be,” and it is!”
    – Sura 3:47

    So which is it? Blood, water, clay, dust or nothing, he just spoke it into existence? When you figure that out, then maybe you can start to question my religion.

  • Theophilous

    Ali, you know that to deliberately tell a falsehood with the intention of deceiving is a lie.

    When Stephen was stoned to death, Saul was there.

    Acts 7:58 “And cast him out of the city, and stoned him: and the witnesses laid down their clothes at a young man’s feet, whose name was Saul.”

    Acts 8:1-3 “And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a great persecution against the church which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles. And devout men carried Stephen to his burial, and made great lamentation over him. As for Saul, he made havock of the church, entering into every house, and haling men and women committed them to prison.”

    Saul who later became Paul, met with Peter bar Jonah the apostle. The writings of both of them confirm this.

    Peter confirms the writings of Paul as scripture.

    2 Peter 3:15-16 “And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you; As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.”

    So according to Peter, Paul’s writings are compared to “the other scriptures”, meaning that Paul’s writings are included in the set of all scripture.

    Galatians 2:11 “But when Peter was come to Antioch, I withstood him to the face, because he was to be blamed.”

    Galatians 2:14 “But when I saw that they walked not uprightly according to the truth of the gospel, I said unto Peter before them all, If thou, being a Jew, livest after the manner of Gentiles, and not as do the Jews, why compellest thou the Gentiles to live as do the Jews?”

    So tell me, how do you suppose that Peter who walked with and lived with Jesus and Paul, who you claimed came 300 years after Jesus, could meet face to face? Obviously I would either have to believe the bible or I would have to believe you. Of the two, I think the bible is a MUCH more reliable witness to the events.

  • Theophilous

    Ali,

    You know, your spelling is atrocious. Stop trying to use text speak when posting comments. It simply shows you as being ignorant.

    ur =/= your or you’re or yore

    brakes =/= breaks.

    LOL is laugh out loud. What do your multiple OOO’s stand for?

    In order to be considered an apostle, then someone has to have seen the risen Jesus. Paul saw the risen Jesus on the road to Damascus. Therefore he qualifies as an apostle.

    You say that as a muslim you believe everything that Jesus did. That simply isn’t so.

    Jesus identified himself as the son of God. You deny that.

    Jesus was crucified. You deny that.

    Jesus rose from the dead. You deny that.

    Jesus forgave sins. You deny that.

    Seems to me you have quite the problem there

  • Theophilous

    Ali,

    Once again you are telling false information.

    Mark was Peters secretary, or amanuensis. He got his information from Peter.

    Luke was a companion of Paul, a physician who set the record down in order, as described in Luke 1:1-3.

    “Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us, Even as they delivered them unto us, which from the beginning were eyewitnesses, and ministers of the word; It seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order, most excellent Theophilus,”

    Matthew, the apostle was a tax collector and one of the requirements for that position was to be able to take short hand dictation. That is why the book of Matthew has the most direct quotations of Jesus in it.

    John was the one exiled to the island of Patmos and wrote the gospel of John, John 1,2 and 3 and the book of Revelation.

    If you think otherwise, show your proof.

  • Ali Gta Master

    So you have NO VERSES which show within the bible that state from Jesus’s mouth “I am your god, and worship me”

    thank you for proving my point :)

    And for saying who has all power yes God does BUT JESUS clearly says “It was given to me” i can argue all ur points but that’s sufficient.

    Since you interpreted the “Power” given to Jesus as his then then when I get water from my sink its not given to me from water provider I made the water and put it into my sink loooool

    Thank you for TRYING to make the verses sound like they mean what you state in ur own means, Here is a verse for you :)

    Numbers 23:19:

    “God is not a man, that He should lie, Nor a son of
    man, that He should repent; Has He said, and will He not do it? Or has
    He spoken, and will He not make it good?

    What was Jesus doing in the garden ohhh ye praying and on the cross? Repenting “My God My God why have you forsaken me”
    :)

    oh jesus is called son of man 88 times in the new testament NOW the problem you have is if jesus was fully god who was he speaking to when he was praying? Since he is part of a trinity and all three the father and son and holy ghost are one, therefore all beings must co exist as one and know each others actions as one, so why is it the father has to listen to the son since he is one? and the father knows the hour and the son does not the hour, that proves they are not one :)

    And if he is god and human at the same time then the TRINITY is flawed SINCE most of you claim jesus was god and human yet he didn’t know he was god beacuse he put aside his divine form, THEREFORE he cant be 3 in 1 since one GOD knows all so you either have JESUS AS GOD and try to explain who he was talking to? Or he is human and god at the same time then you have to answer HOW IS HE PART of the trinity since he does not know the hour? and why does the father have to listen to part of him self when he should know what the son is going to say.

    Have nice day :)

  • Theophilous

    ali,

    Again, learn the difference between brake and break.

    Ok, you said that a law of Moses says that “man can never be God.” Book, chapter and verse please. I’m not saying it doesn’t, but I am telling you to spell it out.

    No, Paul cannot be the anti-christ. That person has yet to be revealed.

    Am I supposed to be impressed that you can drop the “f” bomb? I’m not. It simply convinces me even more that you are ignorant of what you speak about. Ignorance is curable. It is a lack of knowledge. But stupid is forever. I haven’t called you stupid, but you are certainly headed in that direction.

    Proverbs 23:9 “Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the wisdom of thy words.”

  • Theophilous

    Hear hear.

  • Theophilous

    Thank you for your insightful reply.

  • Theophilous

    Actually it would be pronounced as Yeshua ‘ha Nazarai.

    Now if you are saying that the real name of Jesus (greek form of Yeshua or Yehoshua) is YHVH then we can agree. YHVH or the tetragrammaton is the unpronounceable name of God the father. You would be admitting that Jesus is God.

  • Theophilous

    Do you HONESTLY expect me to have to watch more than two and thirty five minutes of crap?

    Mark 12:29 Jesus was quoting the old testament in response to a question.

    John 8:28 Jesus says he does nothing of himself. This is a comment on his actions, not his abilities.

    John 14:28 The word translated “greater” (meizon) does not mean greater in the sense of a higher type of being, but rather greater in the sense of position or authority. This is the meaning cited by modern Greek lexicons, and is exampled by dozens of Biblical and extra-Biblical sources. Jesus repeats the phrase, “A servant is not greater than his Master,” twice in this same discourse (John 13:16; 15:20). The same Greek word (meizon) occurs in each of these verses. No one would suggest that a servant is a lesser being than his Master. A Master is “greater” than a servant because he occupies a position of greater status, dignity, and authority. If we let these other examples guide us, Jesus is saying that the Father is “greater” because the Father’s position in Heaven is one of greater dignity and authority than the Son occupies on earth. This meaning, then, makes clear why the disciples should rejoice. The Son is returning to the right hand of the Father, to the glory He had with the Father before His existence on earth (John 17:5). He had voluntarily humbled Himself in coming to earth (Philippians 2:6), taking the form of a servant (doulos, the same word Jesus uses in John 13:16 and 15:20). Now Jesus was returning to the Father to regain His former glory, where He could accomplish all the wonderful things promised to the disciples in His final discourse. If the disciples had considered the import of Jesus’ words, they would have realized the exaltation that awaited the Son, and would have rejoiced.

    Luke 23:46 Because at the moment of his death, Jesus was leaving his body and commending his soul to God.

    Matthew 19:16 This is not a denial of his divinity, but an acknowledgment that all good comes from God.

    Matthew 26:39 Jesus asks that if there is any other way in which humanity can be saved, besides the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross, that they use that path. Since that did not happen and God answers all of Jesus’ prayers, then there was no other way to save humanity.

    In John 18:38 Jesus is asked what is truth after Pilate was told “To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.”.

    We know the truth about Jesus. You deny the truth.

  • Theophilous

    Is it really too difficult for you to use standard english instead of text-speak, in the use of ur to mean your? It really makes you sound ignorant.

    You asked for, and I quote, “SHOW ME ONE VERSE IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS HIM SELF said I AM GOD WORSHIP ME? OR I AM UR GOD.” So I have a choice as to which of these two questions to answer. I chose to show you verses where Jesus identifies himself as God.

    You try to say that Jesus never said as a direct quote, “I am God. Worship me.” That is true, but the concepts are clearly there. I have shown you verses where Jesus identifies himself as God. I will show you verses where he accepts worship, as God. Just because he is not quoted as saying the exact phrase you demand does not mean that the concepts and truth of his being God and being worthy of worship are false. Just as “the separation of church and state” are not directly mentioned in the constitution, their meaning is there and is understood.

    If Jesus is simply a prophet, as you claim, then a prophet of God would not accept worship as God. We can see this happening in the New Testament with regard to Paul the apostle.

    Acts 14:11-15 “And when the people saw what Paul had done, they lifted up their voices, saying in the speech of Lycaonia, The gods are come down to us in the likeness of men. And they called Barnabas, Jupiter; and Paul, Mercurius, because he was the chief speaker. Then the priest of Jupiter, which was before their city, brought oxen and garlands unto the gates, and would have done sacrifice with the people. Which when the apostles, Barnabas and Paul, heard of, they rent their clothes, and ran in among the people, crying out, And saying, Sirs, why do ye these things? We also are men of like passions with you, and preach unto you that ye should turn from these vanities unto the living God, which made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and all things that are therein:”

    The same thing with Peter the apostle.

    Acts 10:25-26 “And as Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him, and fell down at his feet, and worshipped him. But Peter took him up, saying, Stand up; I myself also am a man.”

    Even angels refuse worship.

    Revelation 19:10 “And I fell at his feet to worship him. And he said unto me, See thou do it not: I am thy fellow servant, and of thy brethren that have the testimony of Jesus: worship God: for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.”

    When Jesus is worshiped, did he accept the worship or did he reject it as inappropriate?

    Matthew 14:31-33 “And immediately Jesus stretched forth his hand, and caught him, and said unto him, O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt? And when they were come into the ship, the wind ceased. Then they that were in the ship came and worshipped him, saying, Of a truth thou art the Son of God.”

    Matthew 28:9-10 “And as they went to tell his disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, All hail. And they came and held him by the feet, and worshipped him. Then said Jesus unto them, Be not afraid: go tell my brethren that they go into Galilee, and there shall they see me.”

    John 20:28-29 “And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God. Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.”

    So Jesus when worshiped did not deny or rebuke those that worshiped him as God.

    Regarding your power vs water analogy. Did you create the water in the first place? No. Yet Jesus is the creator of all things.

    john 1:1-3 “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.”

    So “The Word” created all things that were created. Who is “The Word”?

    John 1:14-15 “And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth. John bare witness of him, and cried, saying, This was he of whom I spake, He that cometh after me is preferred before me: for he was before me.”

    This speaks of Jesus. So, Jesus is the Word. The word created all things that were created. So Jesus had the power of omnipotence. In your water in the sink analogy, Jesus made the water that comes from the sink. He is not simply a conduit through which it passes.

    Why did Jesus pray in the garden? He prayed that if there were any other way to redeem mankind from sin, other than his death on the cross, then that way should be used. Now since this did not occur, this is strong evidence that there was no other way for which sins might be forgiven.

    Tell me, as a muslim, how are your sins forgiven? If you commit a murder and repent of it, and allah forgives you, then what justice is there for the one you murdered? What justice is there for the family of the one who’s life you stole? But I digress.

    When Jesus was on the cross he prayed.

    Mark 15:34 “And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?”

    In this moment on the cross Jesus is separated from God the father while the wrath of God against all the sins of the world is poured out onto him. Jesus, who never sinned, cried out to God. In that moment, he is paying for all of our sins.

    I do not believe that it is possible for we humans to fully understand what this separation from God entails and costs Jesus.

    As for Numbers 23:19, at the time of its writing The Word had not yet become flesh. The second person of the trinity, the logos, had not yet become a man. And so to say at that point that God is not a man, nor the son of man, is correct. The human incarnation of Jesus was in the future at that time.

    Who was Jesus praying to if he was fully God. Jesus was praying to the father, YHVH, Yaweh.

    It is my belief that Jesus, Prior to his incarnation as Jesus of Nazareth, and after his resurrection, is fully God. But that during his incarnation, he set aside his divinity and lived as a fully human being. This allows for several things to occur.

    Luke 2:52 “And Jesus increased in wisdom and stature, and in favour with God and man.”

    Your objections to Jesus not being omniscient are answered here. Jesus grew in wisdom. If he grew then he was not omniscient at this point in time. Therefore he had to lay aside at least some of his divine attributes while he lived as a fully human man. Jesus affirms that he is ignorant of some things.

    Mark 13:32 “But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.”

    While Jesus was a man on the earth, he did not have access to all information. After his resurrection, this condition was no longer in effect. When Jesus was glorified, that is given his new resurrected body, he took back the powers and abilities that he had temporarily laid down in order to become our kinsman redeemer.

    So let me explain the sequence to you.

    Jesus, the Logos, the word, pre-existed the universe along with YHVH, the father and the Holy Spirit. The Father instructed the Word to create the universe. You can see this in genesis 1:1 in which the word God is translated from the plural form of the word EL meaning God. This word is Elohim and refers to three or more. If there were only two it would have referenced Elohiam. So the word for God in Gen 1:1 references three, but the verb to create is ‘bara, a singular verb form. Verb forms and noun forms have to agree in Hebrew in a similar way that they do in English. The singular third person pronoun is “it”. The plural third person pronoun is “they”. When conjugating the verb to be, proper English would be “it is” or “they are”. But the first line of genesis would be similar to saying “they is”. This is grammatically incorrect, but makes perfect sense if you understand that the three persons of the God head are being described in the creative event of Genesis 1:1.

    Now as for why does the father listen to what Jesus says, when he already knows what he is going to say, God already knows what YOU are going to say when you pray. Does that mean he doesn’t bother to listen to you?

  • jaguarrz

    Pure hogwash, Islam and their alleged logic belongs in their piss poor countries.

  • guest

    “….Isn’t a Pastor supposed to be religious enough to know to respect other religions and beliefs, just as his religion says he should?….”

    Respect for other PEOPLE, despite their different beliefs, certainly is a Christian virtue, yes. You won’t win any converts by treating people uncivilly.

    But respect for other BELIEFS – absolutely not. Nowhere in Christian teaching can this be found; quite the reverse in fact. It’s plainly stated that Christianity is THE way… not “a way” or “one of many ways”, but “the ONLY way.” If someone has never heard the truth, there is yet hope — (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans+2%3A14-15&version=NIV) — but to hear and reject, is eternal death.

    This exclusivist claim is not unique to Christianity. Due to the law of noncontradiction (logic 101), ALL religious implicity or explicitly claim that they and they ALONE are the only way. But for some reason only Christians get slammed for saying so.

  • GIN

    Muhammad did not claim to be an appostle to Christ. He was the Messenger of Allah. And he nor Jesus himself, ever called Jesus God. It is people who did. God doesnt need to kill himself to save humans. He can just say “BE” and it will.

  • GIN

    John 17:3

    “And this life eternal, that they might know You, the only
    true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent”

  • GIN

    Mark 12:32

    “And the scribe said to him, ‘Well, Master, you have said the truth: for there is One God; and there is none other but He.’”

    Mark 12:34

    “..he (Jesus) said to him, ‘You are not far from the kingdom of God…’”

  • GIN

    that video isnt Bin Laden. take a look at it again. Hes some other man. who is heavier. bin laden is skinny. and leave face. his beard is slim and long. not bushy.

    There is a video where someone has compared his actual video with that one. and the difference is clearer that way.

  • GIN

    Jesus will certainly return. We as muslims beleive that. And hopefully then, all the misunderstandings will be cleared. And everyone would live in peace :)

    If Allah Wills.

  • GIN

    Muslims beleive in Jesus, Son of Mariam. Conceived in Mariam while no mad had touched her. The child spoke in his cradle.

    What was the name of Mariams (Mary) father ?

  • GIN

    Does your Bible even mention the word TRINITY ?
    Go look it up smarty pants.

    Acts 3:13
    The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the God of our fathers, has glorified his servant Jesus. You handed him over to be killed, and you disowned him before Pilate, though he had decided to let him go –

    Acts 4:27
    for of a truth in this city against thy holy Servant Jesus, whom thou didst anoint, both Herod and Pontius Pilate, with the Gentiles and the peoples of Israel, were gathered together,

    Acts 4:30
    while thy stretchest forth thy hand to heal; and that signs and wonders may be done through the name of thy holy Servant Jesus.

    But all these places where “servant” is mentioned in the Bible, have been changed to “son” in KJV :)
    check out other versions and see if im not correct.

  • GIN

    Incest exists in the Bible, not in the Quran.
    I can quote the Bible where incest has been written. can you quote the Quran?

    [Genesis 19:31-36]
    And the elder said to the younger Our father is old, and there is no man left on the earth, to come in unto us after the manner of the whole earth. Come, let us make him drunk with wine, and let us lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the elder went in and lay with her father: but he perceived not neither when his daughter lay down, nor when she rose up. And the next day the elder
    said to the younger: Behold I lay last night with my father, let us make him drink wine also to night, and thou shalt lie with him, that we may save seed of
    our father. They made their father drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in, and lay with him: and neither then did he perceive when she lay down, nor when she rose up. So the two daughters of Lot were with child by their father.

  • GIN

    No. You missed the previous verse. in which he says

    John 14:7
    “If you really knew me, you would know my Father as well. From now on, you do know him and have seen him.”

    its quite evident that he is saying that Jesus is what God is like. Jesus has brought the same teachings of God. And the ideas of God.

    He never says, “You stupid, i AM god”

  • GIN

    Matthew 17- 22

    When they came together in Galilee, he said to them, “The Son of Man is going to be delivered into the hands of men.

    23
    They will kill him, and on the third day he will be raised to life.” And the disciples were filled with grief.

  • GIN

    Matthew 7:21

    “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will
    enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father
    who is in heaven..

  • Vishal

    It is possible that it was all his imagination, his father being a pasture might have discussed Islam at some point and he might have heard it. It is also possible that he actually saw Allah and Muhammad (peace be upon him). However this does not mean that Jesus (peace be upon him) is not in heaven and heaven has all the “darker” people. Muslims believe that Jesus (peace be upon him) was never crucified but he was taken to the sky and that he is alive and that he will come back and kill the anti-christ. So it is possible that some muslims might think that this story can be accurate because Jesus being alive might not be in that part of heaven. Muslims of all colour and ethnicity will go to heaven so this made me re-think the authenticity of the story, also in Islam there were many prophets from different ethnicities so there surely cannot only be darker people in the heaven, white prophets would be there too. I am not saying that the child was lying, being a muslim I would love to believe the story but one must deal with this situation carefully. The parents should not discourage the child or treat him as if he has some sort of disorder but talking to him in detail with a broad mind about this subject would help. It is only my opinion, God knows best what is right and wrong.

  • david99696

    Mohamad raped the dirty pig in the cave of Hira.

  • Gracie777

    Sounds like propaganda to me. You muslims want US to convert to your well documented vicious religion when you treat your women worse than you would your dog? Why don’t you all go back to your mud huts as you will NEVER be accepted in the civilized world.

  • gracie

    My loving God would NEVER condone murdering a wife because she displeases you. Save your crap.
    Unless you believe that Christ died on that cross for your sins, you’ve missed the mark. Furthermore, Israel is promised to the Jews BY God. Why do muslims want all Jews and Christians destroyed?

  • Santiago Raga

    The sheer amount of dimwits in this thread, mind boggling. Seriously, how do you people get through day without killing yourselves?

  • Theophilous

    No it does not mention the word trinity, but it does make reference to it, even from the first sentence of the first book of the bible. Genesis 1:1
    The word that is translated as God is Elohim, which is the plural form of the word for God. In hebrew there is the singular form of the word Eloah. The singular refers to one God. There is also a dual form for two Gods. That would be Elohiam. The plural form Elohim meaning three or more. The word for created is ‘bara, a singular form of the verb. Generally the noun and verb forms must agree. But in this case they do not. So we have three Gods acting as a single entity. This is as good a begining for an understanding of the trinity as you could ask for.

  • Theophilous

    Heli is the name of Mary’s father. He adopted Joseph as his son because he had no sons of his own to carry on his name as part of the exception granted to the daughters of Zelophehad. See numbers 36:6

  • Theophilous

    Hi Gin,

    And he was killed, and three days later he rose from the dead, just as he had prophesied.

  • Theophilous

    So not everyone that says that they are christians are actually christians. And only genuine christians will enter the kingdom. I see no problem there

  • Theophilous

    I disagree. If Jesus had meant “I bring you the teachings of God.” he was quite capable of saying just that. Instead he tells the apostles that to look upon him is to look upon the father. A clear indication that he is claiming equality with God the father.

  • Theophilous

    Since Christians believe that the entire bible is the inspired word of God, anyone else in the bible saying that Jesus is God and is worthy of worship is just as valid a truth claim as Jesus saying it himself. Just because Jesus himself does not follow the script that you demand, that does not invalidate the claim that Christians make that Jesus is the second person of the trinity and is God, and is worthy of worship. In fact there are several instances where Jesus accepted the worship that is rightly God’s alone.

  • Fez

    He saw what he saw ….. fyi God in Christianity and Allah in Islam refer to the same …. and no religion preaches anger and making fun of any other religion …..

  • Odd Jørgensen

    tell us how you really feel,and while you do so,let me sell you this nice customized tinfoil hat.

  • Odd Jørgensen

    I am the maker of all that is,the stars and the planets,the beasts and man and all that is,but fools will laugh at me,and claim its all lies,and this will prove that i tell the truth.

  • Odd Jørgensen

    i think the answer you are looking for is neither,its all hogwash,religion is a manmade consept,all gods are as real as the toothfairy,any money found under your pillow is put there by ppl.

  • Theophilous

    OK Odd,

    If you are the maker of all things, then I have a simple question for you. Why did you give me a disease that took my legs? What purpose did those amputations serve? What is your reason for doing this to me?

    If you are the creator of all things, then you have some explaining to do.

  • Walter White

    It is frankly unbelievable just how easily people are duped by spoof stories, some of the irate posts below are hilarious! Just to clarify, the article is a spoof, a joke…y’know, pretend and/or not real….a bit like god.

  • Walter White

    It’s utterly astonishing!!

  • Walter White

    Clearly not….

  • Walter White

    Sounds like propaganda?
    Sounds like you are truly stupid more like…..

  • Walter White

    Lol!

  • Walter White

    Well said!

  • Walter White

    They are funnier than the story!

  • Matthew Rains

    What if the human race is just stupid and you can’t accept that?

  • Omar Ayyubi

    What is so funny about conversion to islam.

  • Walter White

    Well, aside from the fact that Islam is a pernicious blight on modern society and should be avoided wherever possible, the story is a hoax, i.e. fabricated, i.e. not real. A spoof, if you will……

  • Walter White

    What you need to realise is that the story is fictional….y’know, satire?

  • Walter White

    His father being a pasture? Is his mother a field, perchance?

  • Jade

    Lol, you made my night with that brilliant joke. It’s a joke because, apparently, you’re the one brainwashed enough to even think all Muslims are dangerous.

  • Elizabeth Williams

    Not that this boy’s experience is biblical, but if he met Allah there, and Jesus was NOT there, it wasn’t heaven he went to ; ) just sayimg.

  • BIBLEisMARKofBEAST on YouTube

    When dealing with life after death experiences the main thing to remember is that it is appointed unto man once to die and after this the judgment. All the visions and dreams they bring back from their experiences are before judgment, so they do not count for much. And Satan can and does fool people with false emulations of any type of personality he chooses. The only way to not be deceived whether in the body or out of the body is to be filled with the Holy Spirit, it is the only thing that Satan cannot use including the bible. Eternal judgment will be conducted by the Father of spirits and that will be a day of truth.

  • Orlando

    The Islamic Jesus doesn’t resemble the Christian one – he announced the coming of Mohammed and didn’t die on the cross, but had someone else substituted for him. And when he comes back he will break crosses, abolish Christianity and bring in worldwide Sharia law..

  • Orlando

    The problem with trying to argue from the Bible is that Islam teaches that Christians and Jews have corrupted the orginal Bible anyway, and it doesn’t say what it originally did…

  • Walter White

    Nutter

  • Arshad Khan Pappu

    I think all of us should accept this truth, Many of us know about Islam and its benefit. There are a thousand of example about ISLAMs Miracle. If accept it or not its your matter but please don’t write any hurtful comments because everybody should have right to obey his/her religious.

  • Walter White

    I disagree. I think it is essential that the thinking world makes a proactive stance against Islam. Islam is fundamentally opposed to Western ideology and development; it is a singularly oppressive and cruel regime (Sharia law, Halal slaughter, subjugation of women, non-tolerance of “infidels” etc., etc) and is hugely divisive and destructive.
    Islamic fundamentalism is the biggest threat to world peace of all.
    You DO have a right to “obey” your religion; however, the rest of us should not have to suffer the results of that.
    The world would be a much better place without all religion, but Islam stands out as being by far the most pernicious.

  • Walter White

    I had my last comment removed, this being typical of the media (spoof or otherwise) where islam is concerned.
    I’ll therefore try again…..
    Islam is a blight on society.

    There. Not too anti-islamic, eh?

  • Walter White

    He didn’t see anything, you numpty….

  • jimy

    f***ken lies
    “every soul shall test death” no creature has two soul which means no one will test death twice.Therefore the boy didn’t die may he was overdosed

  • Carrie Kube

    The parody would’ve been funnier if it was Buddha or Osiris since the Muslims do see Jesus as a prophet.

  • Atheist

    Maybe Mary was fucked by a stranger in a desert and later claimed it was a miracle. How do you know she was a virgin did you check? Because so far we havent seen any ONE virgin birth which is not only improbable but physically impossible to pop out a baby from your vagina without a male sperm. Ovum has 23 chromosomes while the rest 23 come from sperm and then comes a 46 chromosomed baby. If jesus was born of virgin birth he wouldnt be a man he would be some sterile mule. NOW THIS WE KNOW FROM SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE. What evidence do you have of Mohammed being whatever you said he was? Did his uncle fuck your mom too? Or perhaps your great great grandmother and so you were in on the secret?

  • Judas

    He is not claiming to be god, he is saying if you’ve seen me you’ve seen god. ‘God made all men in his image’ remember? He has god-like attributes thus he is comparing himself. There is a huge difference between comparision and claim. If I say if you’ve met me you’ve met my mother too, this doesnt mean I am myself my mother, it means we’re so similar that its all the same. You guys cant even understand your book yourself. Dont you know its filled with parables and metaphors. Thats exactly whats happening here. Did christ actually tore of his skin and poured his blood in a glass for his companions to drink? NO! Metaphor you see.

  • aba

    WOW, you have no idea what you’re talking about do you?

    Matthew 23:34 : This is the actual God speaking to the reader. By ‘I’ it means God himself not jesus.

    Matthew 28:18: Me means God because thats what God told Jesus.

    Matthew 25:31-32: You cant be stupid enough to interpret its meaning. When the Son of MAN comes in his glory…. and then there its said ‘then shall HE’ He here means GOD not Jesus.

    Matthew 9:2-7,Mark 2:5,Luke 7:48: Jesus is not actually forgiving their sins JESUS IS GIVING THEM THE GOOD NEWS THAT YOUR SINS WILL BE FORGIVEN BECAUSE JESUS said so and God will do it. He knows how the mind of God works, and he saw WHO HAS FAITH and said your sins will be forgiven, only after he SAW their faith. Every faithful’s sins will be forgiven even I know that so if I tell a god loving person that his sins are forgiven, will I be God?

    John 11:25-27: God gave miraculous powers to jesus so he can show his people the greatness of God but alas you dumb people thought he himself was God. Well then Moses must be God too for he can turn his stick into a snake and seperate a river into two? God sends signs to his people he doesnt descend to Earth to prove himself. Jesus cannot be god because he was not OMNIPRESENT. At a single time, he will only be present at one place, not everywhere. Where as God’s most impotrtant attribute is that he is omnipresent. And about those verses which you mentioned about being the son of god, you bible was translated into a million different languages and wrtten by a dozen other people who said they were ‘inspired’. It has many literary errors. And BTW, if you guys have so much faith in christ, why does your pope travel in a bullet proof glass? Oh my what faith!

  • Zain

    Haha lady have you even READ your bible once or do you use it to to only decorate your bookshelf? Your bible predicts the coming of Mohammed as the last prophet. When you have time, do a detailed study of your holy book and then argue with those who are well-informed. It shows that christians dont even bother reading their holy book because they are too busy being molested by their priests.

    Deuteronomy 33:1-2 combines
    references to Moses, Jesus and Muhammad. It speaks of God (i.e. God’s revelation) coming
    from Sinai, rising from Seir (probably the village of Sa’ir near Jerusalem) and shining
    forth from Paran. According to Genesis 21:21, the wilderness of Paran was
    the place where Ishmael settled (i.e. Arabia, specifically Mecca).

    Indeed the King James version of the Bible mentions the pilgrims
    passing through the valley of Ba’ca (another name of Mecca) in Psalms 84:4-6.

    Isaiah 42:1-13 speaks of the beloved of God. His
    elect and messenger who will bring down a law to be awaited in the isles and who
    “shall not fail nor be discouraged till he have set judgement on earth.” Verse
    11, connects that awaited one with the descendants of Ke’dar. Who is Ke’dar? According to Genesis
    25:13, Ke’dar was the second son of Ishmael, the ancestor of prophet Muhammad.

    Habakkuk 3:3 speaks of God (God’s
    help) coming from Te’man (an Oasis North of Medina according to J. Hasting’s Dictionary of
    the Bible), and the holy one (coming) from Paran. That holy one who under persecution
    migrated from Paran (Mecca) to be received enthusiastically in Medina was none but prophet
    Muhammad.

    Indeed the incident of the migration of the prophet and his persecuted followers is
    vividly described in Isaiah 21:13-17. That section foretold as well about
    the battle of Badr in which the few ill-armed faithful miraculously defeated the
    “mighty” men of Ke’dar, who sought to destroy Islam and intimidate their own
    folks who turned -to Islam.

    For twenty-three years, God’s words (the Qur’an) were truely put into Muhammad’s
    mouth. He was not the “author” of the Qur’an. The Qur’an was dictated to him by
    Angel Gabriel who asked Muhammad to simply repeat the words of the Qur’an
    as he heard them. These words were then committed to memory and to writing by those who
    hear them during Muhammad’s life time and under his supervision.
    Was it a coincidence that the prophet “like unto
    Moses” from the “brethren” of the Israelites (i.e. from the lshmaelites)
    was also described as one in whose mouth God will put his words and that he will speak in
    the name of God, (Deuteronomy 18:18-20). Was it also a coincidence the
    “Paraclete” that Jesus foretold to come after Him was described as one who
    “shall not speak of himself, but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak (John
    16:13)

    Was it another coincidence that Isaiah ties between the messenger
    connected with Ke’dar and a new song (a scripture in a new language) to be sang unto the
    Lord (Isaiah 42:10-11). More explicitly, prophesies Isaiah “For with
    stammering lips, and another tongue, will he speak to this people” (Isaiah
    28:11). This latter verse correctly describes the “stammering lips” of Prophet
    Muhammad reflecting the state of tension and concentration he went through at the
    time of revelation. Another related point is that the Qur’an was revealed in piece-meals
    over a span of twenty three years. It is interesting to compare this with Isaiah
    28:10 whichspeaks of the same thing.

    Up to the time of Jesus (peace be upon him), the Israelites were still
    awaiting for that prophet like unto Moses prophecied in Deuteronomy 18:18.
    When John the Baptist came, they asked him if he was Christ and he said “no”.
    They asked him if he was Elias and he said “no”. Then, in apparent reference to Deuteronomy
    18:18, they asked him “Art thou that Prophet” and he answered,
    “no”. (John 1: 1 9-2 1).

    In Matthew 21:19-21, Jesus spoke of
    the fruitless fig tree (A Biblical symbol of prophetic heritage) to be cleared after being
    given a last chance of three years (the duration of Jesus’ ministry) to give fruit. In a
    later verse in the same chapter, Jesus said: “Therefore, say I unto you, The Kingdom
    of God shall be taken away from you, and given to a nation bringing forth the fruit
    thereof” (Matthew 21:43). That nation of Ishmael’s descendants (the
    rejected stone in Matthew 21:42) which was victorious against all
    super-powers of its time as prophecied by Jesus: “And whosoever shall fall on this
    stone shall be broken, but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder”
    (Matthew 21:44).

  • Zain

    We know quran and hadith way better than you know your bible, because your bible changes every other day so even if you did know it, by the time you were asked about it the information in the bible would be completely changed. If you knew your bible too well you would know it predicts the coming of Mohammed.

  • Zain

    LOL just because you’re losing the debate doesnt mean you should start focusing on his english. Strawman.

  • Theophilous

    Hello Aba,

    First of all let me address the point as to why the pope rides in a bullet proof vehicle. On May 13 1981 a muslim, Mehmet Ali Agcal shot pope John Paul II with a 9mm pistol.

    Point two, Attempting to insult me by calling me stupid, and failing at even that attempt, does nothing to advance your argument. Ad Hominem attacks simply show the weakness of your argument, in that if you cannot attack the idea,
    attack the man,

    Matthew 23:34, So you recognize and admit that God is speaking through Jesus. But if it is God, then where does Jesus say “thus sayith the Lord”? He does not. He speaks with authority in himself.

    The word translated as “I” is the greek word ego. It is the first person singular pronoun. It means the speaker is referring to himself.

    We can see that Jesus spoke, and did so taking authority that rightly belongs only to God.

    Matthew 7:28-29 “And it came to pass, when Jesus had ended these sayings, the people were astonished at his doctrine: For he taught them as one having authority, and not as the scribes.”

    Luke 4:32 “And they were astonished at his doctrine: for his word was with power.”

    Jesus spoke, taking upon HIMSELF the authority of God. He did not do as the other prophets did of saying they spoke for God. He was taking authority onto HIMSELF.

    Matthew 25:31-32 “When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:”

    Who is “the son of man”? It is Jesus, expressing his full humanity. It is not a denial of his divinity. As Christians we know Jesus is both fully man and fully God. So to reiterate, the phrase, the son of man references Jesus himself.

    In who’s glory does Jesus come in? In his glory. His own, first person singular possessive glory. The greek word translated as “his” is autos.

    Who is the person to sit upon the throne? The preceding referenced person. Who is that? The son of man, Jesus. Who’s throne is it that is being sat upon. His throne, first person singular possessive, autos. In the same manner that the
    glory is possessed by Jesus, so is the throne possessed by Jesus.

    Matthew 28:18 “And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.”

    Here Jesus is claiming all authority and power. Your assertion that Jesus is telling the apostles that the word me, or in the greek moi, refers to God is worthy of ridicule. Why would God have to tell the apostles that God possesses all power in heaven and in earth? Presumably they would all ready know that. So instead what we have is the clear meaning of the sentence. Jesus is making a
    claim to all authority in heaven and on the earth. You have to twist the meaning of the words in order to claim otherwise.

    You say that Matthew 9:2-7 shows that Jesus was only sayiing that God has forgiven the mans sins. But what did Jesus say?

    Matthew 9:6-7 “But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (then saith he to the sick of the palsy,) Arise, take up thy bed, and go unto thine house. And he arose, and departed to his house.”

    The son of man, who we previously identified as Jesus, “hath the power on earth to forgive sins.”

    Mark 2:5-12 directly addresses your contention that it was God and not Jesus who forgave sins.

    Mark 2:5-12 “When Jesus saw their faith, he said unto the sick of the palsy, Son, thy sins be forgiven thee. But there were certain of the scribes sitting there, and reasoning in their hearts, Why doth this man thus speak blasphemies? who can forgive sins but God only?
    And immediately when Jesus perceived in his spirit that they so reasoned within themselves, he said unto them, Why reason ye these things in your hearts? Whether is it easier to say to the sick of the palsy, Thy sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise, and take up thy bed, and walk? But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (he saith to the sick
    of the palsy,) I say unto thee, Arise, and take up thy bed, and go thy way into thine house. And immediately he arose, took up the bed, and went forth before them all; insomuch that they were all amazed, and glorified God, saying, We never saw it on this fashion.”

    So you are asking the same question as the scribes, who recognized that Jesus is making the claim of forgiving sins by his own authority.

    You gave Luke 7:48 as a place where Jesus told someone that God forgives their sins. What is actually said?

    Luke 7:48-49 “And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven. And they that sat at meat with him began to say within themselves, Who is this that forgiveth sins also?”

    The people who were there recognized and wondered at the claim of Jesus to forgive sins in his own authority.

    ” …if I tell a god loving person that his sins are forgiven, will I be God?” You are not claiming that you have the authority to forgive sins. Jesus did make just that claim. And his making that claim was recognized by those whom he was in front of while making the claim.

    You tried to use John 11:25-27 to show that God gave Jesus miraculous powers. What do those scriptures actually say?

    John 11:25-27 “Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this? She saith unto him, Yea, Lord: I believe that thou art the Christ, the Son of God, which should come into the world.”

    Who said he is the resurrection and the life? Jesus did. Whom does one have to believe in to never die? Jesus said me.

    I’m not certain how that backs up your claim that Jesus was only given miraculous powers by God and did not possess them himself.

    Now you go on to make more ad hominem attacks on Christians. Frankly, if we are going to
    start getting into that then you muslims are at a distinct disadvantage.

    “And about those verses which you mentioned about being the son of god, you bible was translated into a million different languages and wrtten by a dozen other people who said they were ‘inspired’”

    I can almost see the spittle on your monitor as you typed this. Your spelling becomes worse and you forget how to conjugate words when you get flustered.

    Has the bible been translated into many languages? Yes, it has. Was the biblical
    text inspire by God? Yes, the original
    text was inspired by God. Subsequent
    translations do not have that same quality.
    Some copyist errors have crept in, but they are well documented and have not changed any doctrine of the Christian faith. They primarily are variations in the spelling of names, Jonas and Jonah for example.

    We have literally thousands of copies of the New Testament that allow us to compare and study and determine what the original text said. We have fragments that date back into the latter
    half of the first century, well within the lifetime of the eye witnesses. We have early church fathers quoting from the scriptures so extensively, that if every copy of the New Testament written between the death of Christ and 400AD were destroyed, we could reconstruct the bible except for about six verses.

    You claim there are errors in the bible.
    Show me some. Let’s see if any of your so called errors makes any meaningful difference in the message of the New Testament.

    Now let me ask you a couple of questions.

    God said in his commandments, “Thou Shalt Not Murder.” How many people did Jesus order his disciples to murder for making fun of him in a song or poem? Answer, none.

    How many people did mohammed order his disciples to murder for making fun of him in a song or poem? At least three that I can think of off hand.

    Would a true prophet order his disciples to break the commandments of God? No, he would not. Therefore mohammed cannot be a true prophet
    of God.

  • Theophilous

    It’s been more than a week and you haven’t answered me yet Odd. What gives? Are you unable or unwilling to accept the burden of your claimed deity? If you are the maker of all that is, as you claim, then answer the simple question. What purpose does my not having legs anymore serve? Explain to me your reasoning, or stand accused of being a liar, and a false god. The true God will judge you for every idle thought and word you think or utter.

  • Theophilous

    If the bible is corrupted, as muslims claim, then such corruption would take time to take place. It would not happen while the eye witnesses were still alive. If I said that JFK was shot with a cross bow in Dealy Plaza in Dallas, I would be laughed at and easily proven wrong. Why? Because there are people still alive that saw what happened, they are eye witnesses to the events and they would contradict that story.

    In the same manner if the New Testament were false and disseminated in the eastern mediterranian area within the lifetime of the eyewitnesses, then the romans and the sanhedrin would have undoubtedly spread such testimony far and wide. They did not.

    Were the books of the new testament disseminated during the lifetime of the eye witnesses? Yes they were. Ignatius of Antioch was a church father who was martyred between 98 and 117 AD. He was taught by John the Apostle. I trust that you would accept that any writings he made must have been done prior to his death. Not many people in antiquity wrote books after their death. He quotes from scripture and affirms scripture as the word of God. So the scriptures were completed and in a form to be quoted from by at least 116 AD and possibly earlier than 97 AD.

    We have fragments of the gospels that have been dated to the 50′s AD, well within a single lifetime of an eyewitness.

    The corruption you speak of did not have time to occur and it has no historical record in fact. The new testament we have is an accurate representation of what was originally recorded. If you have proof otherwise, then present it. Show me an earlier text that shows what the original says that is in contradiction to the biblical text. You can’t because one does not exist.

  • Theophilous

    Actually Zain the bible does predict the coming of Islam.

    In Ezekiel 38-39 it predicts that muslim nations will attempt to attack Israel and be defeated by God.

    The destruction of the armies of islam and their ally Gog will only leave one sixth of them remaining.

    Ezekiel 39:2 “And I will turn thee back, and leave but the sixth part of thee, and will cause thee to come up from the north parts, and will bring thee upon the mountains of Israel:”

    God will destroy their missiles and their launchers.

    Ezekiel 39:3 “And I will smite thy bow out of thy left hand, and will cause thine arrows to fall out of thy right hand.”

    God sends nuclear destruction against both Russia and what I believe to be America.

    Ezekiel 39:6 “And I will send a fire on Magog, and among them that dwell carelessly in the isles: and they shall know that I am the LORD.”

    Isaiah 13:19-20 predicts the destruction of Babylon, which is modern Iraq.

    Isaiah 13:19-20 “And Babylon, the glory of kingdoms, the beauty of the Chaldees’ excellency, shall be as when God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah It shall never be inhabited, neither shall it be dwelt in from generation to generation: neither shall the Arabian pitch tent there; neither shall the shepherds make their fold there.”

    Isaiah 13:1-16 sounds an awful lot like a nuclear strike against those that seek to attack Israel.

    Isaiah 13:17-18 says that the Kurds, who are the Medes, will attack the muslims.

    Isaiah 17:1 states that Damascus will be destroyed and left a ruinous heap.

    In the book of revelation chapters 8 and 9 seem to describe a nuclear strike against those that would attack Israel.

    But predictions of mohammed as a prophet of God? No, there is nothing to suggest that.

  • Theophilous

    Zain,

    It shows a carelessness when it comes to detail. Such carelessness when it comes to spelling, especially with modern spell check availability is without excuse.

    If a person cannot be bothered to at least spell correctly, then how can I take seriously his arguments. Besides, proper spelling and grammar allow us to understand the precise nature of the other persons argument.

    And both you and Ali have failed to answer any of my objections to the differentiation between the Jesus of the bible and the Isa of the koran. The two are not the same.

  • Theophilous

    Actually it would be Yeshua, or more formally Yehoshua,

  • DEWI IND

    is it by a man not from God? but from human said it and said that bla bla bla. and you believe someone say a fool idea about god???!!! then your god is human??? think about that. THINK IT

  • DEWI IND

    suram banget ajarannya, I guest it by evil. Bible is just ERROR

  • Theophilous

    Hello Judas,

    No, you are wrong. Jesus is claiming to be God, His meaning is plain.

    Now let us assume for a moment that your assertion is correct. What is it that Jesus is trying to convey to his disciples? Is he saying that all men are made in the image of God? No. If that was his intention then he was perfectly capable of saying so.

    Jesus is claiming equality with God the Father. Look at the passage in context.

    John 14:8-11 “Philip saith unto him, Lord, shew us the Father, and it sufficeth us. Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Shew us the Father? Believest thou not that I am in the Father, and the Father in me? the words that I speak unto you I speak not of myself: but the Father that dwelleth in me, he doeth the works Believe me that I am in the Father, and the Father in me: or else believe me for the very works’ sake.”

    Jesus is in the Father and the Father is in Jesus. If A = B then B = A.

    As a muslim you believe that Jesus did not die on the cross. You think that he allowed someone else to be killed in his place. What in the character of Jesus, who you believe to be a prophet would allow that to happen? Did such a thing ever happen to a prophet before Jesus? No.

    Jesus died on the cross. He was the passover lamb offered to atone for our sins. His resurrection is proof that his death was sufficient to that task. Show me any other prophet that rose from the dead.

  • Angela Horne

    a put-up job, nobody had heard of alla til muslims came here begging for help, as asylum seekers, but let the family make a few quid…pfft….

  • Zain

    LOL. Looks like your God spent six tiring days to create the world only to destroy everything in the end. You say Mohommad is hateful, well what we see is that your God is hateful. Richard Dawkin was right:

    ‘The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most
    unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty,
    unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic
    cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal,
    filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously
    malevolent bully.’

  • DoubtingThomas

    Maybe your god hates you too hence he suggested you this path so you’ll be hated even more.

  • Zain

    Where did you get that idea from?

    Show me any verse in Quran that says anything like this and I will give up my faith this second.

  • Theophilous

    So which is is Zain? Are you a muslim or an atheist?

    If a muslim then you claim that the God of creation in the bible is the same as allah.

    If you are an atheist then you claim that allah is fictitious too.

    Did I SAY mohammed was hateful? No, but I did say that he was a murderer, a liar, an oath breaker, an anti-semite, adulterer, rapist and pedophile. So I suppose that we could agree that those behaviors would indicate that mohammed was hateful. I will grant you that point.

    Is God hateful? No, he is not. He does not even desire the death of the unrighteous.

    2 Peter 3:9 “The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.”

    We see what is the will of God.

    1 Timothy 2:4 “Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.”

    Ezekiel 18:23 “Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die? saith the Lord GOD: and not that he should return from his ways, and live?”

    Ezekiel 18:32 “For I have no pleasure in the death of him that dieth, saith the Lord GOD: wherefore turn yourselves, and live ye.”

    God went to great lengths in order to provide you with a way of forgiveness for your sins.

    So what did God do on our behalf?

    John 3:14-18 “And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up: That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.”

    And as for Richard Dawkins…

    Psalm 14:1 “…The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.”

  • http://www.daniellehallett.com Danielle Hallett

    I’m amazed at the number of comments who are taking this article seriously…. You guys are the reason toasters are sold with stickers warning people to not use them in the bath.

  • Cutenu2

    You couldn’t be more wrong. Wow, you’d believe anything, as long as it’s against Jesus Christ. Before the KJV, the bible was already around and translated into other languages. They did not change, and those bible translations do indeed say SON.

  • Cutenu2

    Wrong! Jesus’ name in Hebrew is Yashua, In arabic it is Yasou’. A far cry from the word Isa. Which is actually Yasou3 backwwards.

  • Cutenu2

    But, but, but….mohamed was a pedophile. So I don’t see why you are so upset.

  • bram

    there are a lot of people discussing religion on this satirical fake news site.
    funny.

  • sam

    what difference does it make, Allah is God and God is Allah. Allah is the name of god in Arabic. Never forget that, all major Prophets, Moses, Jesus, Mohamed, Noah, Abraham were born in the middle east and are of the same origin, having a darker skin.

  • SeaPin

    Don’t forget those wacky Christian.s too…

  • SeaPin

    Religion – all of religion – is not worthy of respect. The ignorance it perpetuates, the division & hatred it causes is a good enough reason to toss it onto the scrapheap of human superstitions.

  • Dr_Anton

    Please dont take this article to serious, its not real.

  • powerbase

    He told me to write the 1%-99% analogy in 2009 where Erik Snowden could read it. Yes!

  • powerbase

    I am afraid not, bubibu, 911 is the beginning and not the end of things. If Jews do not respect Israel, if Protestants do not respect Catholics, if Catholics do not respect Jews, If Sunnis do not respect Shiites and vice-versa to all the above, the prognosis does not look good.

  • glebealyth

    You DID mean “taste”, not “test”, didn’t you?

  • glebealyth

    You do NOT have a right NOT to be offended.

    If you do, then so do I.

    I am offended by your beliefs. Stop believing them.

  • Diego Keretzky Crusius

    boy can count to 72 real quick

  • Diego Keretzky Crusius

    religion needs to change. drastically

  • Joseph John

    Can I meet those 72 hoories if I share this hoax on my FB wall?? I don’t give a F about Jesus/allah/Mohammad and all those cults! All I wants to know about those 72 bitches!

  • NKCharmy

    well now that’s a start …… I hope the father is understanding enough to let his son do his researches and NOT restrict him from his learning. It takes a lot of courage though for trying to look the other way when there’s solid prove right in front of your eyes. Let’s all call it a day, and Subhan-Allah, it was great to hear the little toddler come back to life as a miracle ….. God works in mysterious ways. :)

  • tammy

    The adversary can show himself and confuse a little kid. He is becoming stronger all the time. Don’t let him confuse you, he will be looking for followers among Christians and will use every trick in the book. The anti-Christ and the false prophet are here and leading the world into chaos

  • tammy

    You are a sick puppy. Faith has nothing to do with the stock market for anyone but you. Conspiracy theory anyone??? Go smoke some more pot

  • tammy

    He got skinny later when his kidneys went belly up. That definitely was
    Bin Laden, but before he got sick

  • tammy

    Two different people, with two different messages. Jesus is the son of God, He brought the law, with love. Isa is not the son of God, and brings a message of blood, murder and destruction. It is the difference between day and night, light and dark, good and bad

  • tammy

    Jesus is God, the son and God of this Earth.

  • teeps

    702+ comments on a satirical news story? Wow.

  • Walter White

    Hilarious! You are either a rather clever satirist yourself, Tammy, or in need of some serious help…..

  • Walter White

    So, SO stupid….

  • Walter White

    Yeh, but there are still idiots here that are taking the story seriously (check out Tammy below). They really are excellent examples of how easily the religious fraternity can be duped…….

  • Walter White

    Sorry, but you’ve got to be a muslim with at least a couple of jihads under your belt to qualify. Why not start practicing a bit of Islam by making your wife wear a bag on her head, moving to the UK, claiming benefits and then telling everybody how much you hate western societies….that might do the trick…..

  • Walter White

    And, let’s face it, they are all equally fictional.

  • Walter White

    Agreed, I’m thoroughly offended by his beliefs and practices, y’know, subjugation, Sharia law, halal slaughter, death to infidels, that kind of stuff. Very offensive indeed….

  • Joseph John

    Are you asking me to be a dumbfuck like “Anjum Choudhary”?? Oh Fuck nooooo……….

  • Guest

    I need help LOL

  • tammy

    Looks to me, you are the one doing all the hating etc, you push on the religious. The only religion I see that teaches violence is Muslims, the rest of the worlds religions preach peace and love. The only people Christians have a problem with are hateful people like you. Maybe if you gave a little respect, you might get some

  • tammy

    Not all Muslims are dangerous, just the jehadi’s , which number in the millions. That is enough to keep all at arms length. That many, and you don’t know who they are or where they are. They could be your next door neighbor. I am sorry, I am sure there are many that would make wonderful friends. My lose

  • tammy

    I will answer for Odd. He was quoting from the Bible. I am so sorry for your lose. We don’t know why this happened to you. Maybe God will have the answers when you see him. God bless

  • tammy

    The resurrection had to be done. Jesus knew at the onset that his whole life was towards that end. That is the great plan. If Jesus had not died for us, we would all be lost with out the chance to be saved. Thank you Jesus for such a great love for all man kind

  • Theophilous

    No Tammy, he was claiming to be God. He wasn’t quoting the bible. He is a liar and his claims to be God are false. And he knows he is a liar. He just refuses to admit it.

  • tammy

    Maybe I miss understood. God bless you

  • Walter White

    Well, yes you do, if you seriously believe the man-made fanciful rubbish you’ve clearly been indoctrinated with. Satan, like god, is one of many figures imagined by humans, to explain phenomena which is now attributed to science, rather than ethereal deities.
    But, if this is what you believe, that’s up to you, but consider this; for all your warnings about Satan, how many biblical deaths can be attributed to him? Then consider how many deaths were allegedly caused by god; remember, god, among other supposed atrocities, caused a flood which wiped out all humans apart from one family. Oh, and who casts people into the clutches of Satan in the first place? Yep, god. And, if god is omnipotent and omnipresent as stated in the bible, why doesn’t he just wipe Satan out??? If he IS omnipotent, but allows Satan to influence the very people he is allegedly omni-benevolent toward, surely that’s a paradoxical nonsense? C’mon, use your brain, Tammy!!

    One last important point; you’ve been duped, you know that, don’t you? The Daily Currant is a satirical site, in other words made up, not real, faked etc. A bit like god, angels, Satan, heaven etc., etc.

  • Walter White

    ‘fraid so. You want your virgins, you tow the islamic line….!

  • JackMarino

    What makes this kid think he went to Heaven? Jesus dwells in heaven and this kid didn’t see any family members on 72 virgins. This kid is 12 and reaching puberty and he has virgins on his mind

  • javier Reagan

    I wonder if he got to partake of any of the virgins that are all over the place in Muslim heaven

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