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Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team

Sep 17, 2014

kanyebasketballcharityA charity basketball game didn’t go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.

The game was a PR move intended to smooth over the controversy that erupted this week between Kanye and the disabled community. At one of his concerts recently West repeatedly asked wheelchaired fans to stand, and refused to apologize for his mistake afterwards.

The Basketball Wheelchair Charity for Cancer event pitted disabled middle school children against Kanye and his entourage. Kanye’s team seemed hesitant to play as hard since they were not also in wheelchairs as originally planned.

Organizers said, “Both teams were supposed to be playing in wheelchairs but Kanye’s camp said Mr. West would be playing the ‘normal’ way.” The kids were initially excited to play basketball with one of their favorite musicians but once the game started, they knew it wasn't going to be fun.

Eighth grader Tommy Smith told reporters, “We play with shorter basketball hoops and he was dunking all over us. The smack talk got out of hand and some of our players started crying.”

Disabled sports has seen a huge increase in athletes as technology and funding has improved. With international leagues and national leagues, wheelchair basketball has become the most popular Paralympic sport.

Smith, who dreams of playing in the National Wheelchair Basketball Association when he grows up, noted, “He was supposed to be playing in a wheelchair too so it would be fair. I bet we would have won that way since we are use to playing like that. He told us ‘Why use a chair when I can use my legs?' Our coach asked officials why he wasn’t playing fair but they said that’s how it was.”

After a tomahawk slam dunk that sent the basketball into seventh grader’s Peter Hill’s face, Kanye began yelling at the kid. “How do you like that? How do you like that? Sit before the great and powerful Yeezus.”

One of West’s entourage members told him to take it “easy” on the kids but this only infuriated the 5-foot-8 hip hop star.

“Take it easy! Take it easy! Not me, not Kanye! I do everything one thousand percent! You know that!” Kanye was heard yelling during a timeout.

The stunned crowd continued to watch the game in the name of charity but several parents grew upset by the actions of West. Fred Skilling, whose sixth-grade son, Sam, left the court crying, took him and his friend home after the first quarter.

As more parents took their children out of the game Kanye began yelling, “Quitters! Quitters! Quitters!” followed by laughter. Another parent was heard saying, “The guy donates five thousand dollars and he thinks it gives him the right to do anything he wants.”

After the game, West told the media, “I set out to break Wilt Chamberlain’s record of points in one game and that’s what I did. It was for a good cause and I couldn’t be happier with my play.”

The game ended in a score of 112 to 14. Kanye is said to have placed an order for championship rings to be made through Leon Jewelers of Beverly Hills.

  • Guest

    Kanye. What a hole.

  • Samuel Stone

    Funny!

  • Spoken.word

    KW is an a$$clown!!! I wish he would go back under his rock already and take that cow KK with him!!

  • Sotmone

    That’s it, piling on the score against wheelchair-bound athletes after reneging on an agreement to also play from a wheelchair. Serious POS.

  • I-C-E-D

    Guys…this is satire

  • Sanjay Srinivasa

    “The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide – now including South Sudan.” – quoted directly from their ‘About’ section… lol

  • Sanjay Srinivasa

    The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide – now including South Sudan.

  • NoJohnLocke

    Yeah, but also Kanye – I take to heart everything DC says about Kanye.

  • Sotmone

    Yeah I got caught. Still, Kanye is such a self-important tool that the story isn’t that far fetched.

  • Sanjay Srinivasa
  • Spoken.word

    As you’re still trying to hang onto yours..Comedy at it’s finest!!

  • gØØη™

    LMFAO.

  • BreatheDeep

    Kanye’s still an “a hole”.

  • Sanjay Srinivasa

    Never had any, never needed any.

  • Truth

    SATIRE ANYONE? RACISTS DISGUISED AS KANYE HATERS. LMAO

  • Chris

    This should be a Southpark episode

  • David Free

    This comment is awesome

  • Napoleon Pelgrime

    Knowing kanye i would doubt this as being a joke lmao

  • drksyd

    Lol, what a jackass.

  • Oswald_Chesterfield_Cobblepot

    While I know it’s satire, it’s such a perfect fit because this is something I could totally see Mr gay fish doing.

  • Sen Bjorn

    fingers crossed…new season coming soon lol

  • kelso

    double douche!

  • morocco1997

    I know this is fake but I can totally see Kanye doing this haha

  • Pecan

    Whoever thought this was real: you’re an idiot

  • SwagMan

    triple-double no assists

  • Pecan

    It’s okay bro, not all of us got to ride the short bus during our youth.

  • Troll The Duck

    fake story

  • Jesse Kaellis
  • Martin123

    do you really know kanye tho? no so you honestly couldn’t make that assumption

  • Martin123

    you just look for a reason to be mad even if your wrong lol

  • Martin123

    taylor swift fans still mad?

  • 715

    poe’s law baby

  • 715

    she has fans?

  • Benjamin Smith

    Spoof piece but you could totally imagine Kanye doing this.

  • Benjamin Smith

    except we all know Kanye

  • Benjamin Smith

    or you’ve heard of Kanye West

  • Martin123

    except everybody just wants to be upset because good news is boring news so the general public always finds a way to find anything negative and make that front page news.

  • max

    This may be satire, but I was seriously wondering whether it was true or not while reading it. Kanye is THAT big of a douche

  • BreatheDeep

    She’s not even my son’s speed.

  • Jerry

    kanye sucks

  • YouKnowWhat…..

    Funniest Troll ever….

  • Steven

    Sending Kanye to North Korea doesn’t seem like a bad idea anymore.

  • Martin123

    not really, the way he talks in interviews and the work he puts out and the good deeds he does that get unnoticed, it honestly contradicts the behavior in this article. if you believe that he would do this then you are probably only highlighting the taylor swift incident.

  • Aira

    brilliant

  • Pinback_Sherman

    Ha, ha. Got me. I wouldn’t have put it past Kanye.

  • Pinback_Sherman

    Yeah, okay.

  • Jonofwrath

    I believed this!

  • Martin123

    its funny how no matter how many good things one does, the general public will always cling onto the one bad thing you did. lol unfortunately most people are like this and constantly look for a reason to be upset because its easier to get mad than to research and try to understand one’s thinking. not even talking about kanye at this point, this has happened to many revolutionaries.

  • LittleHunches

    Now we are racist? Why because we don’t like HIM? It has nothing to do with his race, it is about his attitude. He must be so proud of himself

  • LittleHunches

    and?

  • ChampIsHere

    AHAHAHAH LOSER

  • ChampIsHere

    Or you’ve been conditioned to believe he is that big of a douche.

  • Cannon

    Some of you are complete idiots. lol! This was a great read and I agree with Chris, its should be a Southpark episode.

  • Lisa G

    I don’t even think Southpark could come up with such nonsense. Kanye West is a great big smelly hobbit douche bag. Kim literally uses him to douche her vag. He makes me sick to my stomach.

  • Guest

    uhh, you just took that comment completely out of context lol

  • MadThespian

    Well, he does love fish sticks.

  • cowie_cat

    satire

  • cowie_cat

    How about his concert in Australia where he made everyone stand up before he did a song? lol

  • Sotmone

    Not really.

  • Sotmone

    “You’re”

  • Sotmone

    Admitting a mistake is a virtue. West is a tool either way, although I liked “American Boy”.

  • Martin123

    well, you admitted you were wrong but your ego is still clinging on to “well he’s still a tool” as a crutch to validate your reasoning for being wrong. which shows that you just want to be upset about something. you hate west for being cocky but yet you can’t humble yourself when you admitted to being wrong. what a world we live in lol

  • Misty Winston

    Seriously? Unless you mean conditioned by Kanye himself. Because no one makes him behave the way he does or say the things he does. He’s a douche. Based on his own actions.

  • ChampIsHere

    Why were they even sitting is the real question

  • ChampIsHere

    Persecuted by the media daily, he’s been on a metaphorical cross for years now, dying for our sins. Praise Yeezus.

  • ChampIsHere

    You hate black people, just like George Bush.

  • ChampIsHere

    This article makes his haters out to be the bigger joke than Kanye himself.

  • Marie

    What a dipstick. What goes around, comes around. I hope it happens real soon in this case. He is a 1000 % creepy slimeball self-centered asinine with his HUHA ( I can’t print what that means)

  • Mike Polzin

    Must make this sub-human dog turd feel real special.

  • Mike Brown

    Is this guy for real?

  • म अण्डा मानिस हुँ

    Gayfish, yo.

  • Jordan Black

    This is by far one of the funniest things I have ever read. I have probably re-read this article like 20 times now laugh every time. Who ever wrote this Congrats are in order

  • Nicole
  • Mason

    I don’t know what’s funnier – the article or the people in the comments section who can’t recognize blatant satire.

  • Thomas Eddlem

    Hey, Kanye did say that Beyonce deserved the honor of the game better.

  • Layla Godey

    This isn’t real, is it?

  • Sythalin

    There’s more than enough news showing how much of a cocksucker Kanye is. So no, people really don’t need to “know him”. Sit down before you hurt yourself.

  • James T. Choate

    This is being portrayed as satire to protect him but he actually did score 106 points. He kept the box score & put it on his Facebook account. He did score 106 points!

  • Gary

    Warn your mothers not to repost this article and please don’t start any grass roots movement to help these kids!

  • NE-PNW VoorTrekker

    Awesome.

  • ryan evans

    It’s understandable people not recognizing it as satire, given kanye’s recent, and past actions. The guy is an absolute shitheel.

  • mgbbilly

    Nice to know Kanye is 1000% asshole.

  • Robert Lee

    Champs, Kanye is a douche, and even that is being nice. You defending him just makes you a douche too. It’s not the media, it’s Kanye’s actions.

  • marclar

    ooooh boy… I can smell the episode about this cooking in the south park studio… 😀

  • ChampIsHere

    Do you sit at concerts? Bunch of princesses in Australia go to see a hip-hop concert and sit there with their d*cks in their hand. Kanye did THEM a favor.

  • Alexnmind

    The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide – now including South Sudan. SATIRICAL!!

  • Yojimbo556

    people believe it because they can see Kanye mocking disabled children.

  • LT Fang

    There is already one……… though it’s about hockey.

  • Fuck Africa

    8=> (kanye size)

  • NYstandard

    kanya, sucks, plain and simple, so does his ethics, Can someone shoot this idiot. people shoot great people like, Lennon, why can’t this turd get shot.

  • Janet Sanders

    lol. . .

  • AnotherCornelius

    corny

  • Johnny Wilson

    I don’t think their demographic is mothers.

  • Mary Kennard

    Is that you, Kanye?

  • Ava

    Kanye West has been very delusional since the death of his mother He was off before, but now he is all the way gone..

    Play Pacman instead LOL!

    http://cjsab.com/?a=509678&c=1284379&m=26&s1=

  • LittleHunches

    yea ok, ALL white people hate all black people? Grow up….. SMFH

  • LittleHunches

    The race card is played out,

  • Seahawk

    lol

  • Evelyn Johnson

    Low life.

  • pj

    Kanye could take lesson on how to treat people .Even if this is not true there are plenty other stories that are .He is mean nasty man who needs help . I fell sorry for his daughter having a dad like him..

  • rkat54

    why does anyone give him and his sidekick (wife?) any publicity, they don’t deserve it, so tired of seeing these idiots on everything,

  • HowdoIreachthesekeedz

    I can’t believe people think this is real. Kanye is still a jerk though, that is the point of the fake article.

  • Rose McDonald

    Kanye West, just another self-absorbed gangsta wanna be punk.Send this loser creep back to the rock he crawled out from under.

  • • a l l e e •

    Reading the comments from people who think this is real is even funnier than the article itself.

  • cujo1

    Ya this is satire but… this guy is suck a joke. I had to lol at the ad where kanye sues Weird Al for not parodying his ‘music’… he has definite mental health issues. freak… Poor baby North.

  • JakeB19

    The real question here is what were all those people doing at a Kanye concert in the first place. Lol

  • WeeWax

    Personally, if I ever met Kanye, I’d kick him in the nuts as hard as I could, in hopes he never reproduces ever again.

  • JP

    Even though it is a satire, it’s sad that we have to give it so much attention! Bad publicity is still publicity! Why else wouldn’t he complain, or threaten defamation lawsuits?!?! We are all playing right into it!

  • Hannover Fisst

    And these are the people we put on pedestals and hold above everyone else.

  • GaryLHoopFoundation
  • ractivist

    tell me this isn’t true

  • Mark Ri

    What a nice guy. D’OH

  • dbb555

    There has to be something wrong with this guy.. He must have Aspergers to be this much of an asshole to kids playing basketball.

  • Michael Hierlmeier

    I hope people realize this is a satirical website, and not ACTUALLY news.

  • m16alex

    Hahahaha this niggha never ceases to amaze me haha

  • John Schmitt

    Just another example of west being an asshole!

  • John Schmitt

    Kanye is THAT big of a Asshole. FTFY.

  • John Schmitt

    Kanye. What a asshole. FTFY (Fixed That For You).

  • ChampIsHere

    They were experiencing greatness, a legend and marvel of our times.

  • Michael Norris

    Satire has to be the most misused word in the English language.

  • Adam Moe

    Who still pays to see this guy?

  • Natalplum

    Only Kim would be stupid enough to marry an asshole like this. jeezz

  • Rising Fire

    He does everything 1000%. Impossibility, Mr. West.

  • Chris

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

  • sudon’t

    Mr. West is an artist. If he needs everyone to stand in order to perform his art, who are you to question it? I’m a little tired of people who need special privileges all the time.
    Let’s take women, for instance. They need all these special considerations just to do the work that men do all the time. Maternity leave? I’m sorry, you’re simply not fit to work, and a child-abuser to boot. Then they have the gall to demand the same wages as men!
    Likewise, if you’re unable to stand at a Kanye show, don’t come and ruin it for Kanye and everybody else. Then you demand all of us to get into wheelchairs to “make it fair.” I’m sorry, life isn’t fair. Not every child is a winner.

  • jaseandrew

    They were sitting because they were in wheelchairs…

  • ChampIsHere

    REALLY? EVERYONE SINGLE PERSON THERE WAS IN A WHEEL CHAIR? 20 000 WHEEL CHAIR PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA WERE AT A KANYE WEST CONCERT?

    Reading comprehension is your friend.

  • jaseandrew

    I can see why you and Kanye would get along.

  • Seumas

    lol this site is a satirical site… so that means…this is probably not true

  • ChampIsHere

    Because we see through the bullshit? We hate being lied too? We hate being told how to feel and what to think?

    THANKS BRO

  • Red Menace

    This would totally pass as a legit story.

  • Kanye is a gay fish.

  • Shugs1776

    Pretty sure that if the Taylor Swift thing wouldn’t have happened nobody would even care what Kanye West does. It’s so silly, people say and do stuff all the time, but interrupt a blonde’s MTV awards speech and now you’re the biggest a-hole on earth. And just think, 21 grammys, and these were the same folks that were bumpin “Stronger” in their ride a few years back. Gimmie a break…

  • Shugs1776

    How do you “know” Kanye? Give the man a break. Geeze, He’s a rapper, find something more important to rant and rave about. This world is such a mess. Easy to blame the rapper guy…

  • Shugs1776

    It’s “an asshole”. And why do you people have to nit pick everything he does. Gosh, he was just kidding around! You guys are still tripping over that Taylor Swift thing. That was 5 years ago, get over it!

  • John Schmitt

    I did mean to type “an”. Kidding around? Maybe he should have been in a high school play where he was the slave and the “white masters” were whiping him, you know just “kiddding around”

  • Shugs1776

    I’m lost, okay so were you in a play where you were a slave and white masters whipped you or something? Is that what you’re upset about? I’m not sure how that relates other than you somehow making this a racial issue which is so typical of people who don’t like Kanye West. Gosh, learn to hate someone for a reason other than the color of their skin.

  • Derbyhat

    I can’t believe than anyone ever expected Mr. Kardashian to have any class! He’s and his “true” (money) love are as shallow as a counter top!

  • joe

    You mean this isn’t a South park episode synopsis???? jeebus

  • Ryan Johnson

    Nah, I like the episode they already made of him where he tortured Cesar Milan because Kanye couldn’t take a joke. Now we should all dog pile and point before it’s too late.

  • Michael Larsen

    did anyone think about recording the game on their phone ect. ??

  • Overused, perhaps, but in this case it’s correct. That’s literally what it is. See dailycurrant.com/about

  • Michael Norris

    Satire involves the use of humor to make a legitimate point. Neither was established by this article.

  • According to Google, irony, exaggeration, and ridicule are also included. I’d take Kanye’s unbelievably bloated self-esteem as a legitimate problem and/or point.