TinMintsWeedGirl Scouts in Colorado have begun incorporating marijuana into their cookies in an effort to boost sales.

According to a report in the Rocky Mountain News, Sara Little of Boulder has sold more than $50,000 of marijuana-infused Thin Mint cookies in the last seven days and is on track to do more than $700,000 in sales this season.... Read More →



President Obama nominated Oprah Winfrey to serve as ambassador to Russia today.

In a written statement, the White House said the veteran broadcaster has been selected to replace Russian policy expert Michael McFaul, who announced last week that he was stepping down after little more than a year on the job.... Read More →


image00Russia awarded former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum an honorary gold medal today for his work in combating “gay propaganda” around the world.

In a surprise ceremony this morning president Vladimir Putin bestowed America’s most ardent opponent of gay rights with a special edition of Russia's Order of St. Catherine the Great Martyr, which celebrates achievements in cultural preservation.... Read More →


olympic-rings-mishap-doctored-by-russian-tvThe man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during last night’s Winter Olympics opening ceremony in Russia was found dead today.

According to local reports the body of Boris Avdeyev was found his hotel room early this morning with multiple stab wounds.... Read More →


coltercokecorrectConservative commentator Ann Coulter provoked controversy today by calling for the public execution of Coca-Cola's CEO.

In an interview with Fox News this morning, the bombastic author claimed that the company's Turkish-American leader Muhtar A. Kent should be hung for treason over Coke's Super Bowl commercial celebrating diversity.... Read More →


bieberA court in Canada has ordered teen pop sensation Justin Bieber to stop making music for the next three years as restitution for a recent assault charge.

In a plea deal with the prosecution today, 19-year-old Bieber agreed to refrain from touring or recording new material in exchange for keeping himself out of jail.... Read More →


PUTIN-STALIN_2677365bRussia's President Vladimir Putin has dedicated the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi to brutal Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin.

During an interview on the state-owned Russia One channel, Putin said bringing the Winter Olympics to Russia confirmed its status as a world power, comparable to the Soviet Union in the Stalin era.... Read More →


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The death panels set up under Obamacare ordered their first execution today.

At a hearing this morning in Chicago, the president's Patient Resource Efficiency Board (PREB) ruled that 86-year-old Dorthy Zborknak has outlived her usefulness and sentenced her to death by firing squad.... Read More →


FBI-Raid-257x1711A Georgia man was arrested today for failing to enroll in Obamacare.

According to the Atlanta Times, Clint Bellwood, 28, of Sandy Springs was awoken at his home early Monday morning by a team of FBI agents and taken into custody.... Read More →


flag_at_Rams_at_49ers_11-16-08The Senate Commerce Committee announced today that they will hold hearings with National Football League (NFL) representatives to discuss the league's use of colored flags, which some view as offensive.

In a statement released on her website, Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) said she'll be leading the effort against use of the yellow and red penalty flags on behalf of the Asian-American and Native-American communities.
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If you're a white woman thinking about having a baby, do yourself and the world a favor - don't.

Studies have consistently shown that women of European descent are the worst mothers. They endlessly coddle their children and are incapable of setting the boundaries kids need to thrive.... Read More →


KwebbFormer Miss Alabama Katherine Webb has dumped Crimson Tide quarterback A.J. McCarron just days after his devastating loss in the Sugar Bowl to the Oklahoma Sooners.

The beauty queen announced the split in a short message on Twitter this afternoon, which stated that it was time for her to "move on" and thanked Alabama fans for their support.... Read More →