342407_005Christian minister Ray Comfort claimed today that the existence of pineapple disproves the Big Bang theory.

In a video uploaded to his official YouTube channel, the New Zealand-born leader of The Way of the Master ministry said that the spiny fruit could only exist in a universe created by God.... Read More →


_63433176_63433175U.S. Senator John McCain called for the invasion of Hong Kong today in response to recent leaks about secret surveillance programs.

In an interview with BBC World News, the hawkish Republican said that by hosting the leaker, Edward Snowden, Hong Kong has proven itself to be an enemy of the United States.... Read More →


bk3mdr21-1280x708Newark Mayor Cory Booker saved the life of a 93-year-old nun who fell down a well today.

In a message to his Tumblr followers, the candidate for New Jersey's open U.S. senate seat says he was returning home from a fundraiser in Saddle River, N.J., when he saw the nun fall.... Read More →


800px-Antarctic,_iceberg_(js)_10The CEO of oil giant ExxonMobil is stranded off the coast of Greenland after a company exploration ship hit an iceberg.

According to a press release, Rex Tillerson was on the ship to check up on the development of the firm's Disko Bay oil field when the vessel unexpectedly ran into one of the increasing number of icebergs floating in the area.... Read More →


AgustaWestland-AW101-VVIP-helicopter-exterior1The U.S. Federal Reserve has leased 736 helicopters in the past two weeks, an investigation by The Daily Currant has revealed.

According to sources the fleet is intended to be used in the Fed's new Aerial Liquidity Dispersal Operations (ALDO), an unconventional monetary easing program designed personally by Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke.... Read More →


083011_hannity_dick_FNC_083011_21-11Dick Cheney blasted President Obama today over the NSA's secret surveillance program targeting all Verizon Wireless users.

In an interview with Fox News, the former vice president and longtime Verizon customer expressed sheer outrage that his calls are being monitored.... Read More →


img_18122_behind-the-candelabra-interview-of-michael-douglas-at-le-festival-de-cannes-2105Actor Michael Douglas claimed today that engaging in foreplay before sex is linked to an increased risk of heart disease.

In an interview with French news channel BFM-TV, the 68-year-old Hollywood star said he thoroughly enjoyed foreplay with his wife until he found out it was literally killing him.... Read More →


122712hubpmapple_512x288 Apple CEO Tim Cook courted controversy today by claiming that rival Dell should be liquidated.

In an interview with TechCrunch, Cook said if he were in charge of the struggling company he would "shut it down and give the money back to shareholders."... Read More →


Erick-Erickson-CNN-2-cropped-proto-custom_28-615x345Fox News contributor Erick Erickson delved further into controversy today by claiming that most primates are more intelligent than human women.

In an interview on Lou Dobbs' radio show today, the founder of conservative blog RedState was asked why he thought there had never been a female president and responded in typically misogynistic fashion.... Read More →


3-8-12 Larry King photoFamed U.S. television host Larry King’s new chat show on Russian television will debut with an exclusive interview with Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad.

King’s one-hour interview with Assad will broadcast this month on Politics with Larry King, his new show on Russia Today (RT), a Kremlin-funded news network.... Read More →


michelebachmann_33Michele Bachmann today announced her intention to run for president in 2016.

In a video uploaded to her website the conservative congresswoman said that God had asked her to run in order to prevent the secular left from imposing Sharia Law on America.... Read More →


Screen-Shot-2013-02-03-at-12.01.45-PMEconomist Paul Krugman was arrested today for urinating on a teddy bear belonging to the 6-year-old daughter of rival economist Kenneth Rogoff.

According to police in Cambridge, Mass., Krugman stole the bear from a window sill at the Rogoff family home and was relieving himself on it when a passing police officer caught him.... Read More →