Bill Cosby was arrested for jaywalking yesterday in New York City.
The 77-year-old was on his way to a stand-up performance when a NYPD officer saw him cross Seventh Avenue without using a crosswalk.... Read More →
Reports out of Pyongyang, North Korea say Hollywood star Sean Penn will star in a North Korean film in which he assassinates President Obama.
Penn plays a hitman bent on taking out democratic leaders around the world, ensuring The Leader’s global dominance in the film titled Yu Kim Stin Ki Pu which translates to The White trash Leader Obama.... Read More →
Terrorist suspect Hayat Boumediene may not have many friends left in France, but she apparently has a big admirer here on this side of the Atlantic.
Tween pop sensation Justin Bieber reportedly tweeted this morning: “I’d totally bang that hot Paris terrorist chick. Can someone give her my number? lol”... Read More →
Atheist militants bombed The Flinstones writers’ offices in Burbank, California this morning because the cartoon’s depiction of prehistoric life contradicts the theory of evolution.
According to local reports, the suspects laid siege to the compound with a series of grenades and IEDs. They were targeting the creators of the popular cartoon series, but preliminary reports indicate the offices were vacant at the time and no injuries have been reported.... Read More →
As he considers yet another run for president in 2016, Mitt Romney revealed today a tattoo of an American flag pin on his chest.
“This time, I'm all in,” Romney told a group of campaign donors in Florida, “and this tattoo proves it. I don't see any other Republican candidates with the flag tattooed on their torso. Maybe they don't love their country as much as I do.”... Read More →
Former child star Macaulay Culkin was accidentally featured in the 72nd annual Golden Globes’ “In Memoriam” segment after a staffer fell prey to a popular Internet death hoax.
The mistake was only seen in the live broadcast. All reruns and online clips of the award ceremony do not feature this error. The memorial segment was jam packed due to an overwhelming amount of celebrity deaths this year, making Culkin’s cameo difficult to catch.... Read More →
Comedian Bill Cosby blasted satirical newsmagazine Charlie Hebdo today, saying their choice to publish cartoons critical of Islam was in “poor taste.”
Just days after making jokes about the multiple allegations of rape against himself, the comedy legend told audience members in Gary, Ind., that the French magazine had simply gone too far.... Read More →
A confused Sarah Palin appeared on Fox News this morning and blasted Islamic extremists for killing the cartoonists who draw the Charlie Brown comic strip.
The Fox and Friends crew were baffled by Palin’s diatribe, until they realized she was mistaking Charlie Hebdo -- the French satirical magazine targeted by Al-Qaeda this week -- with the iconic American comic strip character.... Read More →
Online retail store Amazon has unveiled plans for a new delivery service that uses pipelines to carry packages directly to consumers across the United States
Unveiled at this year's Consumer Electronic Show (CES), the service -- dubbed “Tüb Prime” -- combines a system of pneumatic tubes with experimental magnetic levitation technology to float boxes thousands of miles in a matter of minutes.... Read More →
Effective this year, a bill sponsored by conservative, pro-life women’s advocacy group Give Motherhood A Chance has now made it illegal for men to masturbate without the notarized permission of their sexual partners.
Since State Rep. Rick Brattin’s attempt to require pregnant women seeking abortions to receive notarized consent from the baby’s father, Missouri lawmakers had entered a heated lobby to cement the state’s stance on reproductive rights. ... Read More →
The Republican House and Senate passed a bill today that would line the Mexican-American border with over 1.2 million PMZ-40 landmines.
The bill, officially named the Patriotic American Protection Act (PAPA), will place three landmines every 10 feet across the entire 1,989-mile Mexican-American border.... Read More →
Pop-rap artist Iggy Azalea opened a restaurant in Miami yesterday specializing in fried chicken and soul food.
The restaurant, dubbed “Iggy’s Chicken N' Waffles”, offers a variety of African-American inspired delicacies such as fried chicken, waffles, catfish, black eyed peas, collard greens, and cornbread.... Read More →