christianboyallahmuslimA young Christian boy who briefly died on a surgeon’s operating table this weekend says he met someone named Allah in heaven.

Bobby Anderson, the son of a well-known Christian pastor in Atlanta, suffered internal injuries from an automobile accident and was technically dead for 3 minutes before being resuscitated. During that time the 12-year-old claims he visited the afterlife and spoke to several leading figures of the Islamic religion.... Read More →


santorum2Rick Santorum is listed as “bisexual” on the popular dating website OKCupid.

According to a report this morning in the Washington Times-Picayune the former Pennsylvania senator has been using the screenname “RangerRick55” to solicit gay sex in the Washington D.C. area.... Read More →


grits-with-butterScientists at Stanford University released a study today showing that men who regularly eat grits are 70 percent more likely to have gay children.

The prospective cohort study, published in Nature Medicine, followed 15,000 volunteers for 30 years to determine the influence of parental diet on the development of childhood illnesses.... Read More →


zimmermannaacpThe NAACP has decided to give George Zimmerman a lifetime achievement award.

In a statement released on its website this morning, the organization's Florida branch said it decided to honor the man who killed Trayvon Martin for his subsequent work at a local YMCA, where he gives free boxing lessons to underprivileged black youths.... Read More →


Palin700Sarah Palin claimed today that Jesus Christ advocated for the death penalty his entire life until his final day on Earth.

In an interview with Fox News this morning, the former Alaskan governor was asked how she reconciles her support for the death penalty with her Christian faith, particularly in light of the recent botched execution of a death row inmate in Oklahoma.... Read More →


sterlingbigLA Clippers owner Donald Sterling may be losing control of his NBA franchise, but he’s already got at least one firm job offer after his professional sports franchise days are over.

According to sources close to the situation, Fox News has offered the controversial billionaire a Saturday evening talk show where he can share his views on race, gender relations, class warfare and the economy.... Read More →


Cliven-Bundy-500x281Embattled Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy has shocked supporters and opponents again by claiming his “racist” persona is fake and that he’ll pay his overdue fees if the government grants amnesty to Edward Snowden, taxes the rich, legalizes gay marriage, and enacts other liberal measures.

In a lengthy list of demands addressed to President Barack Obama and obtained by MSNBC, the conservative darling claimed he refuses to pay a government that “wages wars for corporate profit while letting 1-percenters get richer as the middle class suffers and the progressive values that made this country great are eroded.”... Read More →


donald-sterlingLA Clippers owner Donald Sterling claimed today that a bad batch of Viagra was responsible for his racist rant against black people.

In an interview this morning with KABC radio, the embattled billionaire sought to defuse the controversy that erupted last Friday when TMZ published a recording of Sterling telling his girlfriend he didn’t want black people at Clippers games.... Read More →


20109176515601.5LA Clippers merchandise is flying off the shelves in Alabama and several other Southern states in the wake of controversial comments by longtime owner Donald Sterling.

TMZ released a video Friday of Sterling, 81, telling his girlfriend not to be seen in public with black people at Clippers games.... Read More →


schroderbigFormer German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder has purchased a 1,250-square-meter holiday home in Crimea.

According to a report in the Sevastopol Times, Schroeder bought the beachfront property in Crimea's Yalta district last Tuesday for €1.2 million in an all-cash deal. The posh mansion reportedly has seven bedrooms, five bathrooms, and an indoor Olympic-sized swimming pool... Read More →


mark-emmert-ncaa-650x409The NCAA decided today that all of its senior executives will go without paychecks for four years in a sign of solidarity with the student-athletes they regulate.

Beginning on the first of next month. 74 existing employees of the Indianapolis-based college athletics organization, including its president Mark Emmert, will be stop being paid and work exclusively on a voluntary basis. Any new employee will have to go four years before being compensated. ... Read More →


Illinois-State-Capitol-SpringfieldThe state of Illinois announced today that it has lost track of $1.7 billion in income tax payments made during this year’s tax season.

In a stunning statement this afternoon on local television, the state’s treasurer said authorities noticed the large sum of money was missing yesterday and fears that it may be gone forever.... Read More →