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Sarah Palin Appointed Visiting Scholar at Harvard

 

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palinFormer Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has joined Harvard University as a visiting scholar.

According to an official press release, the conservative pundit and reality television star will teach four courses over three years at Harvard's prestigious Kennedy School of Government in Cambridge, Mass., beginning in fall 2013.... Read More →

McCain and Graham Caught Together at Washington Area Motel

 

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4532823345_f990e72788_zSenators John McCain and Lindsey Graham were spotted sharing a room together at a Washington D.C. area motel last night.

The Valentine's Day tryst reportedly occurred just hours after the suspiciously friendly duo successfully blocked a vote to confirm former colleague Chuck Hagel as Secretary of Defense. ... Read More →

Rubio Introduces Bill to Fund ‘Dehydration Awareness’

 

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rubio-waterFlorida Senator Marco Rubio may have a problem with excessive thirst, but his sense of humor sure seems healthy.

Following up on last night's awkward water grab during his State of the Union response speech, the rising Republican star jokingly introduced legislation on the Senate floor today that creates a federal "dehydration awareness" agency.... Read More →

Congressman Yells ‘Go Back to Kenya’ During State of the Union

 

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state-of-the-union.gi.topA member of U.S. Congress from the state of Texas shouted the phrase "Go back to Kenya" during President Obama's State of the Union address tonight.

GOP Rep. Randy Neugebauer made the outburst about 10 minutes into the President's speech, shocking those within earshot.... Read More →

Obama to Declare America A ‘Socialist State’

 

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sotu_slide_speakingA leaked copy of of President Obama's State of the Union address has revealed plans to declare the United States a socialist nation allied with Fidel Castro's Cuba.

The top-secret document outlines Obama's four-year plan to radically transform the country into a 'post-capitalist superpower' guided by the principles of Karl Marx, Saul Alinsky, and Hugo Chavez. ... Read More →

Police Shoot Jazz Band Members In Dorner Manhunt

 

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police-shootingThree members of a jazz band were shot by Los Angeles police Monday afternoon in relation to a massive hunt for an avenging ex-cop, police and witnesses said.

Police were reportedly acting on a tip in their search for Christopher Jordan Dorner when they stopped a van at an Arco station on La Cienega Boulevard near Interstate 405.The van was carrying three members of a Dave Brubeck tribute band and their manager.... Read More →

Catholic Church Considering Jerry Sandusky as Next Pope

 

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jerry-sandusky-mug-shot-bda6f6c276b71bf7The Catholic Church is considering tapping convicted child rapist Jerry Sandusky as its next pope, The Daily Currant can reveal.

According to sources inside the Vatican, the Church believes the unorthodox move would aggressively rebut the "political correctness" of "secular elites" who in recent years have dared to challenge the institution's rich tradition of systematically protecting child predators from justice.... Read More →

President Obama: ‘Don’t Call Me a Liberal’

 

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liberalobamaPresident Barack Obama blasted the news media this morning for labeling him a "liberal," claiming that he has governed from the right during his presidency.

During a two-hour press conference at the White House, Obama became upset after a reporter asked if his policies are too liberal for the United States.... Read More →

Dick Cheney Calls for Invasion of Iran

 

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cheneyFormer Vice President Dick Cheney called for the immediate invasion of Iran today, arguing the time had come to stop the Iranian nuclear program with American boots on the ground.

In a speech to the conservative Heritage Foundation, the 72-year-old Republican criticized the Obama administration for its "appeasement" of Tehran's rulers and outlined a "fool-proof" plan to occupy the Islamic republic of 75 million people.... Read More →

Vladimir Putin Kills Grizzly Bear With Bare Hands

 

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putinRussian President Vladimir Putin reportedly killed a grizzly bear using only his hands today while trying to save a group of babies and pregnant women from attack.

According to state-owned television network Rossiya 1, the heroic incident took place in the Siberian city of Irkutsk, where Putin was attending a meeting of regional governors.... Read More →

Tagg Romney Preparing 2016 Presidential Run

 

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tagg_romney_rect-460x307Tagg Romney, the eldest son of failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney, is reportedly considering a run for president in 2016.

The hedge fund executive is said to be lining up key donors and hiring essential staff in an effort to continue the Romney family's political legacy in national politics.... Read More →

Glenn Beck Calls 911 After Accidentally Eating Halal Pizza

 

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glenn-beck-0011Conservative radio host Glenn Beck called 911 today after accidentally eating a pizza prepared according to Muslim tradition from a Arab-owned pizzeria.

According to a review of the emergency 911 tapes, the 48-year-old commentator was afraid he had contracted food poisoning from the "contaminated" meal and expressed concern that the restaurant may have links to terrorism. ... Read More →

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