hulk-hogan-primaryHulk Hogan may have lost his job at the WWE, but a new poll shows the former wrestler may have a future career in politics.

Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, was caught on tape this week using racial slurs and admitting that he is racist against African-Americans.... Read More →

 

greece party bailout beachGreece celebrated securing billions in new bailout funds yesterday by throwing an enormous $142 million public beach party outside Athens.

According to local reports an estimated 430,000 people attended the massive all-day event, which the Greek government organized to "relieve national stress" caused by protracted bailout negotiations with the EU and IMF.
... Read More →

 

99847538

Photo: Thinkstock

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia announced today that it is leaning toward finally allowing its female population to use forks.

The highly anticipated move comes as the autocratic Islamic regime faces ongoing criticism around the world for its record on women’s rights, which critics say is among the worst in the word.... Read More →

 

pluto-garbage-doritosScientists are stumped after new images show a massive pile of human garbage on Pluto.

“How the Hell did McDonald’s bags and Snicker candy bar wrappers make its way to Pluto?” asked space scientist Todd Hammel, at a press conference today at NASA headquarters.... Read More →

 

cher-gay-weddingsSince the legalization of same sex marriage last month, performer Cher has been overwhelmed with requests to sing at gay weddings nationwide.

According to Cher’s website, which hasn’t been updated since Christmas of 2014, Cher had to cancel a bunch of shows last year due to a viral infection. The singer was just gearing up to go back on tour, but changed her mind after getting countless wedding requests.... Read More →

 

Starbucks Ariana Grande

Photo: Thinkstock

Starbucks has issued a nationwide ban on calling their 16oz size cups 'grandes,’ and now will refer to the medium size coffee only as ‘freediums.’ This comes days after the pop star Ariana Grande was caught licking donuts at a California shop, kissing her backup dancer boyfriend and saying, “I hate America, I hate America.”

Despite the fact that 'grande' actually means 'large' in Italian, Portuguese, Spanish and French, at Starbucks a 16oz size grande drink is perceived as a medium.... Read More →

 

DonaldTrumpHairpieceMexicoDonald Trump may be a leading critic of Mexican immigration to the United States, but new documents have revealed that the Republican presidential candidate may in fact be part Mexican.

According to a report in the Mexican newspaper La Grosella, the real estate mogul’s signature hairpiece has been custom-made in a factory outside Santa Nounlugar in the southern Oaxaca province since 1989.... Read More →

 

Bestiality Surges After Gay Marriage Supreme Court

Photo: Thinkstock

Law enforcement authorities across the United States are struggling to contain an epidemic of bestiality days after the Supreme Court legalized gay marriage nationwide.

Almost immediately after the decision was announced last Friday, throngs of psychologically normal people suddenly became attracted to animals and began to act upon their urges.... Read More →

 

Confederate Flag Kills  Person at Mall

Photo: Thinkstock

Seven people were killed this morning when a Confederate flag walked into an Alabama shopping mall and started shooting.

According to local reports, the flag entered Cherrywood Mall outside Huntsville armed with two AK-47 assault rifles, a P 228 handgun and several grenades. It immediately proceeded to unload its ordinance on unsuspecting shoppers.... Read More →

 

dolezal

Photo Credit: Sky News

ESPN announced today that it will name Rachel Dolezal 'Black Athlete of the Year' at this year's upcoming ESPY Awards.

In a statement posted on the network's website, the cable sporting network said the move was intended to "celebrate transracial diversity" in sports. ... Read More →

 

nugentstealremoteRock legend Ted Nugent has accused President Obama of stealing his remote control.

The “Cat Scratch Fever’’ singer posted a video on Youtube this morning stating that his television has been stuck on ABC Family for the past two weeks, after the remote control to his cable box went missing. Nugent implicates Obama directly in the disappearance.... Read More →

 

Justin Bieber's 4th Cousin

Photo: Thinkstock

As the death count rises from this weekend’s devastating earthquake in Nepal, reports have emerged of a far bigger and more newsworthy tragedy.

According to several American journalists in the country, 34-year-old Jason Anderson - who is Justin Bieber’s fourth cousin on his mother’s side - sprained his ankle during the 7.9 magnitude quake.... Read More →