Actor Michael Douglas claimed today that engaging in foreplay before sex is linked to an increased risk of heart disease.
In an interview with French news channel BFM-TV, the 68-year-old Hollywood star said he thoroughly enjoyed foreplay with his wife until he found out it was literally killing him.... Read More →
Apple CEO Tim Cook courted controversy today by claiming that rival Dell should be liquidated.
In an interview with TechCrunch, Cook said if he were in charge of the struggling company he would "shut it down and give the money back to shareholders."... Read More →
Fox News contributor Erick Erickson delved further into controversy today by claiming that most primates are more intelligent than human women.
In an interview on Lou Dobbs' radio show today, the founder of conservative blog RedState was asked why he thought there had never been a female president and responded in typically misogynistic fashion.... Read More →
Famed U.S. television host Larry King’s new chat show on Russian television will debut with an exclusive interview with Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad.
King’s one-hour interview with Assad will broadcast this month on Politics with Larry King, his new show on Russia Today (RT), a Kremlin-funded news network.... Read More →
Michele Bachmann today announced her intention to run for president in 2016.
In a video uploaded to her website the conservative congresswoman said that God had asked her to run in order to prevent the secular left from imposing Sharia Law on America.... Read More →
Economist Paul Krugman was arrested today for urinating on a teddy bear belonging to the 6-year-old daughter of rival economist Kenneth Rogoff.
According to police in Cambridge, Mass., Krugman stole the bear from a window sill at the Rogoff family home and was relieving himself on it when a passing police officer caught him.... Read More →
On May 28th The Daily Currant published an article entitled “Gina Rinehart Calls for the Sterilization of the Poor” which referenced a Youtube video featuring Ms. Rinehart.
Like all articles we publish this article was strictly satirical in nature and not intended to be factual.... Read More →
Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum caused controversy today by debating a group of Boy Scouts outside a supermarket in Virginia about their policy on gay rights.
In a 20-minute exchange, Santorum and a group of Scouts argued over the organization's decision to allow membership of openly gay boys - an argument Santorum reportedly lost.... Read More →
If you’re a fan of the 1990s high-school sitcom “Saved by the Bell” and have some extra cash to spare, the crowd-funding site Kickstarter has a new campaign for you.
Dustin Diamond, best known for playing the ultra-nerdy Samuel “Screech” Powers, has launched a campaign to bring a “Saved by the Bell” spin-off back to television by raising $15 million through public donations, following in the steps of successful Kickstarter campaigns by the creator of “Veronica Mars” and of actor Zach Braff.... Read More →
The leader of the anti-immigrant U.K. Independence Party was rushed to hospital today in Westerham, Kent, where his life was saved by an immigrant doctor from Pakistan.
According to local reports, Nigel Farage was stricken with a rare and sometimes fatal heart arrhythmia but was spared when the attending physician, Dr. Nusrat Ali Khan, successfully diagnosed and treated his condition with the proper medication.... Read More →
Republicans in the Senate today introduced a bill to abolish FEMA, the agency of the federal government which coordinates responses to natural disasters.
The proposed legislation would immediately halt all the agency's work, lay off its employees, and use the money saved to finance a tax credit for oil and gas production in national parks.... Read More →
Yahoo purchased adult video site xHamster for $400 million today in an effort to extend its brand into youth culture.
The combined cash and stock deal comes just days after it spent $1.1 billion to acquire Tumblr, a social blogging service which is also used mostly for pornography.
In a statement released to the press, Yahoo CEO Marissa Meyer explained that while the move may be controversial, it offers the best hope of reversing the declining company's fate.... Read More →
